# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/541 "2013-02-21T22:49:19Z")
> [@Beastly\_Rotter](#): > > It ends with him noosed to the door of a cheap motel room, masturbating furiously while high on booze and pills and then accidentally choking to death. > > I’m thinking of calling it \*Otto Erotic Asphyxiation. \* Okay, never mind JOSH - I’m organizing an intervention for **you**. > [@Marley23](#): > > I Bible-quote you and throw Bibley faces at you! 🙂 🙂 🙂 It’s like Pokemon done by the \*Davey and Goliath \*people! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/542 "2013-02-21T22:52:22Z")
_ **Please** _, JOSH, keep ignoring the rules, keep on being a jerk. Tell us your opinions, even if we hate them and they are hurtful and vile. Pretty please?😛 ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/543 "2013-02-21T22:56:57Z")
> [@Battle\_Pope](#): > > I suspect you’ll sleep alone after you’re married. We’ll never know until I am married. 🙂 🙂 🙂 God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/544 "2013-02-21T23:15:26Z")
Alright, this is driving me crazy. Who was that friggin’ poster who did the stupid little stick-figure men with weird smilies, with, like a one line response, in every single post she ever posted? I was searching for her for hours last night. Who’s with me? Am I hallucinating? Am I remember that loon correctly or not? Somebody throw me a bone. And when I - or one of us - digs her up … tell me this fruit-bat isn’t a reincarnation thereof. By the way, what do you guys think of my new sig? ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/545 "2013-02-21T23:22:18Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > We’ll never know until I am married. 🙂 🙂 🙂 > > God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 > > Holly What are the odds of an ugly batshit crazy woman getting married after 30? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/546 "2013-02-21T23:29:18Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > We’ll never know until I am married. So you’re committed to being a life-long professional virgin? Well, I say good on you-Every male between the ages of 12 and 112 thanks you and wishes you the best of luck in this endevour. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/547 "2013-02-21T23:34:15Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > What are the odds of an ugly batshit crazy woman getting married after 30? Oh, I don’t think she’s ugly. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/548 "2013-02-21T23:39:56Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Oh, I don’t think she’s ugly. Watch out, that’ll get you an avalanche of smilies. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/549 "2013-02-21T23:40:01Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Oh, I don’t think she’s ugly. Thank you! 🙂 🙂 🙂 > [@BubbaDog](#): > > What are the odds of an ugly batshit crazy woman getting married after 30? My mom’s best friend got married sometime in her 40’s. 🙂 🙂 🙂 God bless you two and her and my mom always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/550 "2013-02-21T23:53:04Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > My mom’s best friend got married sometime in her 40’s. You’re funny when you’re this clueless. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/551 "2013-02-21T23:56:51Z")
Wait Wait Wait Has anybody tried to tell the bitch to just shut the fuck up? Maybe that will work. ---
**Author:** ![Dobbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Dobbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dobbs)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/552 "2013-02-22T00:02:20Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > I have heard about the hair cutting thing. As long as my hair looks like a girl’s hair style, it is okay, and that is what my hair looks like. Well, you are welcome to your own wrong opinion. [QUOTE=Jesus:The First Epistle of Paul the Apostle to the Corinthians 11] 14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? 15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering. [/QUOTE] Go and sin no more!!!:):)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/553 "2013-02-22T00:10:08Z")
Am I the only one who would be creeped out by a celebrity saying “I love you” to me? I’m not talking about a generic, “You guys are awesome – we love you!” to fans at a concert, or autograph signing. But actually meeting someone one on one, and saying, “I love you”? Uh… -Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger 😛 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/554 "2013-02-22T00:16:50Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Am I the only one who would be creeped out by a celebrity saying “I love you” to me? I’m not talking about a generic, “You guys are awesome – we love you!” to fans at a concert, or autograph signing. > > But actually meeting someone one on one, and saying, “I love you”? Uh… > > -Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger > 😛 😛 😛 Well, yeah. But the rest of us are likely to re-enact the crucifix scene from _The Excorcist_ while screaming out “James Otto love me!” either. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/555 "2013-02-22T00:21:19Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > ^^^ I was just pointing out something that you have made a fact. Congratulations. You have just posted soemthing that’s even more stupid than the rest of your glurge here. One does not make somthing into a fact. If something is true, then it is a fact. If it is not true, then, by the rules of Logic–something you really should consider learning instead of flouting–it is not a fact. > [@](#): > > 🙂 🙂 🙂 For the love of all that is holy, GROW UP! Stop it with putting so many emoticons in every single post. It is not cute. It is not intelligent. It does not contribute. It just makes you look like a little child. > [@](#): > > I cook. > My room is covered in posters of my other favorite singers and my favorite NASCAR drivers. I do have a book of things about James that I have found in the country music magazines. I see I hit the nail on the head. Oh, speaking of nails, you are not actually fastened to any sort of timber. You may now stop acting as though you are. Bonus points to those who comprehend that comment. > [@](#): > > My mom is who listens to the rock and roll. “The rock and roll.” You have to be kidding. Even the most illiterate and even the newest people to English I’ve met know better than “The rock and roll.” No doubt, you think I’m referring to listening to that music. I’m not. More bonus points to those who comprehend this incredibly simple comment to you. > [@](#): > > I don’t understand your next question. Did you forget a word or two somewhere in it? What is it about **l-i-h** ’s question you do not understand? Try to be specific–and _don’t_ use a cascade of emoticons in your answer, please. > [@](#): > > If I agree with something I say so and if I don’t I say so. Here’s something fun. If you’re going to say you don’t agree with something, perhaps you could intelligently explain why you don’t agree with it. Be advised that, yes, everyone does, in fact, have a right to an opinion. On the other hand, nobody at all has a right for an asinine (no, that is not a curse word) or an ill-founded opinion to be treated with any respect whatsoever. > [@](#): > > No I am not a vegetarian. Thank God for that! I, on the other hand, happen to be a practicing vegetarian for the last twelve years. The very last thing vegetarians as a whole need is someone with your, let’s call it style of persuasion advocating or in any other way trying to explain the concept. > [@](#): > > My friends encourage me to stand up for what I believe in. This may shock you, what with your apparent inability to actually process correctly written English; however, folks on the SDMB encourage that. They encourage people to do it intelligently and compassionately. You have done neither. > [@](#): > > If April is a Mormon, she has something in common with my dad’s side of my family. There’s no if involved. She, as am I, is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. > [@](#): > > Where do you think that part of the Bible is? Crack open the Bible (it doesn’t matter which Canon you prefer) and read about the Patriarchs. It shouldn’t take you to long to stumble onto an answer to **l-i-h** ’s question. > [@](#): > > Yes, I am a natural blonde which is strange because both of my parents have brown hair. They are my parents though because I still look like my dad and I have been told that my voice sounds just like my mom’s voice. I see we may now add Genetics to the list of subjects of which you know absolutely nothing. Seriously, you didn’t learn the basics of that in middle school Science class? I’ll give you a hint: there’s a nifty lesson about a monk and his garden. By the way, none of us has a right to be posting on this board. It’s a privately owned and privately run board. Some people do pay to use the boards so that they get at least one benefit that non-payers do. Those paying do not have a right to post either. Another by the way, you obviously do not understand the concepts of publicists or flacks. There’s a very minimal chance that the target of your obsession is actually the one writing responses to your blather to him. It’s either a publicist or a hireling paid to respond with canned answers to fans. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/556 "2013-02-22T00:22:44Z")
> [@Battle\_Pope](#): > > You’re funny when you’re this clueless. Well the marriage did happen right when I said it did. 🙂 🙂 🙂 > [@BubbaDog](#): > > Wait Wait Wait > > Has anybody tried to tell the bitch to just shut the fuck up? > > Maybe that will work. It won’t especially if I am constantly sworn at. 🙂 🙂 🙂 > [@Dobbs](#): > > Well, you are welcome to your own wrong opinion. If one opinion is welcome, so can another. 🙂 🙂 🙂 > [@Guinastasia](#): > > Am I the only one who would be creeped out by a celebrity saying “I love you” to me? I’m not talking about a generic, “You guys are awesome – we love you!” to fans at a concert, or autograph signing. > > But actually meeting someone one on one, and saying, “I love you”? Uh… Hasn’t a person ever told you that they love you when they learn about all that you have done for them? 🙂 🙂 🙂 God bless you four always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/557 "2013-02-22T00:26:29Z")
> [@living\_in\_hell](#): > > ^^^ > Pentecostals aren’t supposed to listen to the radio. Or go to concerts. Or watch tv. Or watch videos. Or go places where there is dancing. Or go to places where there is alcohol served. Or cut their hair. Or do anything that draws attention to themselves. ☹ > > Why do you break so many rules, Holly? Why? ☹ OMG, you are right. I have a few Pentecostal people I work with in my career, and most of them do not listen to music. Some do however, so Holly probably just does what ever her preacher says is ok and not ok. I wonder if her preacher told her she couldn’t listen to country music anymore what she would do:eek: ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/558 "2013-02-22T00:31:15Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > ^^^ How you spend your time is your choice. 🙂 🙂 🙂 > Who says that those of my religion can’t do any of that stuff? I have never heard of that. > > God bless you two always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 > > Holly > > P.S. I have heard about the hair cutting thing. As long as my hair looks like a girl’s hair style, it is okay, and that is what my hair looks like. 🙂 🙂 🙂 "Entertainment and Education ``` Pentecostal women are not allowed to participate in co-ed sports or classes that require them to wear revealing clothing that exposes their body, such as swimming, calisthenics or softball. Women, and all members of the Pentecostal church, are not permitted to watch television or videos, go to the theater, attend dances or listen to radio programs. It is believed that these activities encourage evil. Pentecostals believe that this is important process for their spirituality because the Lord will soon come back for the people of the Pentecostal church. ``` Read more: Rules for Pentecostal Women | [eHow.com](http://eHow.com) [ehow | ehow](http://www.ehow.com/info_7905881_rules-pentecostal-women.html#ixzz2LaES0Rab) " ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/559 "2013-02-22T00:37:29Z")
^^^ Obviously not all Pentecostal people practice that stuff because I have never once heard anyone speak of anything like it. > [@Monty](#): > > Congratulations. You have just posted soemthing that’s even more stupid than the rest of your glurge here. One does not make somthing into a fact. If something is true, then it is a fact. If it is not true, then, by the rules of Logic–something you really should consider learning instead of flouting–it is not a fact. > > For the love of all that is holy, GROW UP! Stop it with putting so many emoticons in every single post. It is not cute. It is not intelligent. It does not contribute. It just makes you look like a little child. > > I see I hit the nail on the head. Oh, speaking of nails, you are not actually fastened to any sort of timber. You may now stop acting as though you are. Bonus points to those who comprehend that comment. > > “The rock and roll.” You have to be kidding. Even the most illiterate and even the newest people to English I’ve met know better than “The rock and roll.” No doubt, you think I’m referring to listening to that music. I’m not. More bonus points to those who comprehend this incredibly simple comment to you. > > What is it about **l-i-h** ’s question you do not understand? Try to be specific–and _don’t_ use a cascade of emoticons in your answer, please. > > Here’s something fun. If you’re going to say you don’t agree with something, perhaps you could intelligently explain why you don’t agree with it. Be advised that, yes, everyone does, in fact, have a right to an opinion. On the other hand, nobody at all has a right for an asinine (no, that is not a curse word) or an ill-founded opinion to be treated with any respect whatsoever. > > Thank God for that! I, on the other hand, happen to be a practicing vegetarian for the last twelve years. The very last thing vegetarians as a whole need is someone with your, let’s call it style of persuasion advocating or in any other way trying to explain the concept. > > This may shock you, what with your apparent inability to actually process correctly written English; however, folks on the SDMB encourage that. They encourage people to do it intelligently and compassionately. You have done neither. > > There’s no if involved. She, as am I, is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. > > Crack open the Bible (it doesn’t matter which Canon you prefer) and read about the Patriarchs. It shouldn’t take you to long to stumble onto an answer to **l-i-h** ’s question. > > I see we may now add Genetics to the list of subjects of which you know absolutely nothing. Seriously, you didn’t learn the basics of that in middle school Science class? I’ll give you a hint: there’s a nifty lesson about a monk and his garden. > > By the way, none of us has a right to be posting on this board. It’s a privately owned and privately run board. Some people do pay to use the boards so that they get at least one benefit that non-payers do. Those paying do not have a right to post either. > > Another by the way, you obviously do not understand the concepts of publicists or flacks. There’s a very minimal chance that the target of your obsession is actually the one writing responses to your blather to him. It’s either a publicist or a hireling paid to respond with canned answers to fans. Like I’ve said before, if you don’t like what comes from me, ignoring me is always an option. No one is forcing you to correspond with me in any way. 🙂 🙂 🙂 > [@April\_R](#): > > OMG, you are right. I have a few Pentecostal people I work with in my career, and most of them do not listen to music. Some do however, so Holly probably just does what ever her preacher says is ok and not ok. I wonder if her preacher told her she couldn’t listen to country music anymore what she would do:eek: I am actually allowed to sing Christian songs done by country singers in church. 🙂 🙂 🙂 God bless you two always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/560 "2013-02-22T00:54:52Z")
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