# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/581 "2013-02-22T02:40:31Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > ^^^ There for you people are hypocrites for jumping on me in the first place. > I love James no matter what you suggested and I thank the Lord every day for putting him in my picture. 🙂 🙂 🙂 > > God bless you and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 > > Holly > > P.S. Outside of country, I love Hall & Oates and Huey Lewis & The News. God bless them always too!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Damn! You like Huey Lewis and Hall & Oates too? Guess I’ll have to throw away my CDs. And I liked those groups, too. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/582 "2013-02-22T02:46:13Z")
^^^ Don’t throw them away! Take them to a used CD store and see what you can get for them at least if you are not going to keep them. 🙂 🙂 🙂 God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/583 "2013-02-22T02:47:31Z")
> [@saje](#): > > Please. I beg you. Stop with the sig line. It’s making you look like a lunatic. That’s only a part of what makes her look like a lunatic. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/584 "2013-02-22T02:53:43Z")
^^^ Maybe I don’t want to be like other people. 🙂 🙂 🙂 God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly P.S. If I have to stand out due to my hair being as blonde as it is, I might as well stand out in another way too. 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/585 "2013-02-22T02:59:40Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > ^^^ I haven’t bowled in a while, but as of right now, my best score is the 137 that I bowled on Easter weekend of 2001. 🙂 🙂 🙂 Wait a sec! You, who claim to be a Christian, went bowling during the most solemn three days of the Liturgical Year, the Easter Triduum? We don’t even have Mass on Good Friday or Holy Saturday because _we are supposed to be in mourning._ And yet you brag about it and celebrate your bowling score, as if your were a lowly Eastern Rite follower of the Julian Calendar (which is an obvious heresy because Julius Caesar wasn’t a Pope like Gregory XIII). No, really, if you are a serious Christian of any sort bowling on Easter Weekend is seriously tacky, if not sinful. I know Protestants believe they are justified by faith alone, but you need to be a good example to the people who are not saved. And think of how much holier you will seem when you beg off a bowling invitation for religious reasons! ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/586 "2013-02-22T03:06:55Z")
TBH, I read the first two pages of this thread and almost fell asleep – though I did add a throw-away post somewhere. That said, I’d like for **Holly** to bless me. I’m convinced she is right. BUT she has to wear a butt-plug while doing so. The Lord told me. No word on vibrating or not – plenty of leeway in that sense. So, enjoy the butt-plug, sweetie. And thank you for the blessings I trust you are sending my way. Bless away, dear. Like a stewardess saying “good bye” when you exit a flight, I know you’ll really mean it. A couple of thousand Hail Mary’s might just do the trick. Don’t let me stop you. Best always as long as you are plugged. God told me so. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/587 "2013-02-22T03:07:53Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > I wonder if she realizes that the stars’ security folks also keep tabs on communications from the over-the-top fans, too. What makes you think James Otto still has security folks? 2008 was a long time ago. > [@](#): > > Ah, so that’s why they can’t watch television, what with it being invented by a Mormon boy. I wouldn’t put it past them. Me, I’ve come to accept that you are a heretic and blasphemer. It’s just part of what makes you you, but others are not so forgiving. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/588 "2013-02-22T03:09:21Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > P.S. If I have to stand out due to my hair being as blonde as it is, I might as well stand out in another way too. 🙂 🙂 🙂 _Dean Vernon Wormer:_ [del]Fat, drunk and stupid[/del] Annoying, obsessed and smug is no way to go through life, [del]son[/del] lady. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/589 "2013-02-22T03:14:22Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Wait a sec! You, who claim to be a Christian, went bowling during the most solemn three days of the Liturgical Year, the Easter Triduum? We don’t even have Mass on Good Friday or Holy Saturday because _we are supposed to be in mourning._ And yet you brag about it and celebrate your bowling score, as if your were a lowly Eastern Rite follower of the Julian Calendar (which is an obvious heresy because Julius Caesar wasn’t a Pope like Gregory XIII). > > No, really, if you are a serious Christian of any sort bowling on Easter Weekend is seriously tacky, if not sinful. I know Protestants believe they are justified by faith alone, but you need to be a good example to the people who are not saved. And think of how much holier you will seem when you beg off a bowling invitation for religious reasons! I did my bowling late that Good Friday night. 🙂 🙂 🙂 God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/590 "2013-02-22T03:17:12Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > Like a stewardess saying “good bye” when you exit a flight… [Buh-bye.](http://www.hulu.com/watch/291277) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/591 "2013-02-22T03:17:23Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > Bless away, dear. Like a stewardess saying “good bye” when you exit a flight, I know you’ll really mean it. A couple of thousand Hail Mary’s might just do the trick. Hail Marys are Catholic. And we all know the Catholics are a bunch of pagan idol worshippers. ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/592 "2013-02-22T03:19:50Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > ^^^ Maybe I don’t want to be like other people. 🙂 🙂 🙂 That ship sailed long ago. God bless you sometimes!!!:):mad:🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/593 "2013-02-22T03:22:48Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Hail Marys are Catholic. And we all know the Catholics are a bunch of pagan idol worshippers. Alright then, I’ll take the blessings anyway she can give them to me. But the plug is not nonnegotiable. God told me so. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/594 "2013-02-22T03:23:51Z")
Rumor has it that JOSH used to fixate on David Carradine, which certainly explains his eventual death. ---
**Author:** ![Jungian\_Camisole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@Jungian\_Camisole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jungian_Camisole)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/595 "2013-02-22T03:29:01Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > Well, I’m sorry that I started this mess by saying that I was glad Mindy McCready’s torment was over. Had I known it would unleash the holy rolling happy-face barfer, I’d have just hushed on up. You were being kind and thoughtful. Shame on you. 😉 May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless your colander!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/596 "2013-02-22T03:30:56Z")
Serious question for Holly Boo Boo: When this thread started, you had 11 followers on Twitter. Now you’re down to 10. Who dropped you? God bless you sometimes!!!:):mad:🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/597 "2013-02-22T03:41:08Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > Serious question for Holly Boo Boo: > > When this thread started, you had 11 followers on Twitter. Now you’re down to 10. Who dropped you? > > God bless you sometimes!!!:):mad:🙂 I cannot tell a lie: It was me. ☹ _pfft_ HAHA. No it wasn’t I knew I could not keep a straight face saying that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/598 "2013-02-22T04:29:57Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > I wonder how they feel about bowling. When I was stationed in Georgia, for a while I was dating another soldier, a Pentacostal. I know she didn’t cut her hair. But she was also the best bowler I ever met. Cleaned my clock more than a couple of times at the base bowling alley. > > Come to think of it, I wonder how the “official Pentacostal Church” felt about her dating a Mormon. Bowling is specifically me filmed as a nono somewhere… I forgot all about those double novels until you mentioned them. Right on! ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/599 "2013-02-22T04:49:43Z")
I’m still curious about the “GBYA :):):)” sig. JOSH, do you feel that if you DON’T include that “blessing” your god smites you or something? And to be clear, I find it VERY offensive. If I sneeze, it’s one thing-- more of a salutation. But if you’re forcing a Yahweh or Jehovah blessing on me, no thanks. I don’t need the blessings of a fictional asshole. (Read Joshua 7 – the whole thing) ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/600 "2013-02-22T04:51:28Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > And to be clear, I find it VERY offensive. Again, people… That is WHY she does it. The goal for her here is to be very offensive. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764.md?page=31)