# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/621 "2013-02-22T16:28:03Z")

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> [@faithfool](#):
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> I’ve learned something very valuable from this thread… if I’m ever indicted on, say, something like being a serial killer, all I’ll have to do to justify my deplorable actions is point out the following:
> 
> “So-and-so over there is still a serial killer. If they won’t stop, then why should I?”
> 
> Mwahahahahaha!
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> I’m sure the judge will grant me the utmost leniency when I’m strapped to the electric chair. My Og, five year olds have more intelligence and better logic than that.
> 
> I can’t stop laughing.

Just look at the Old Testament. God Himself was constantly smiting people for pissing him off. You can’t set a much higher precedent than that.

“Your Honor, if the Almighty [del]smot smoot smited smote[/del] wiped out whole cities for no good reason, why’s it so wrong for ME to do it?”

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/622 "2013-02-22T16:28:13Z")

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Which part of the ridicule, abuse and general disdain is making you want to keep comin back to this thread and this board in general? It’s not the freedom of screech excuse you keep harping on. Anybody with any shred of self respect would have turned and left a long time ago? Clearly you’re trolling. But even that’s gotta wear thin and boring after a few pages.

Have a little pride and self respect and knock off the obnoxious bullshit. Or not. It’s your pathology. Your decision.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/623 "2013-02-22T16:32:15Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Which part of the ridicule, abuse and general disdain is making you want to keep comin back to this thread and this board in general? It’s not the freedom of screech excuse you keep harping on. Anybody with any shred of self respect would have turned and left a long time ago? Clearly you’re trolling. But even that’s gotta wear thin and boring after a few pages.
> 
> Have a little pride and self respect and knock off the obnoxious bullshit. Or not. It’s your pathology. Your decision.

She’s earning Persecution Points. Like a coffee shop punchcard.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/624 "2013-02-22T16:34:23Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Which part of the ridicule, abuse and general disdain is making you want to keep comin back to this thread and this board in general? It’s not the freedom of screech excuse you keep harping on. Anybody with any shred of self respect would have turned and left a long time ago? Clearly you’re trolling. But even that’s gotta wear thin and boring after a few pages.
> 
> Have a little pride and self respect and knock off the obnoxious bullshit. Or not. It’s your pathology. Your decision.

Are you willing to practice what you preach here? If not, why say it to anyone else?

God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/625 "2013-02-22T16:42:20Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> ^^^ Saying God bless you is not taking the name of the Lord in vain. Now saying “Oh my —!” is which is something that I never say. Can the rest of y’all here say that you don’t say that either? No.
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> Holly

Considering that I’m agnostic (well, functionally atheist), your gods rules don’t apply to me.

May Cthulhu devour your first! 🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/626 "2013-02-22T16:43:29Z")

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^^^ Oh well. That choice is on you, not me.

God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/627 "2013-02-22T16:44:53Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> Are you willing to practice what you preach here? If not, why say it to anyone else?
> 
> God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
> 
> Holly

We need to burn you at the stake. The only way you could know if **QuickSilver** ’s post was hypocritical or not is if you are a witch. Or weigh as much as a duck. Hmm. Anybody got scales or a duck?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/628 "2013-02-22T16:48:40Z")

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So you’re just attention whoring… must be nice to have all this free time on your hands.

Jesus Christ, you’re a complete [cretin](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cretin).

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/629 "2013-02-22T16:50:06Z")

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^^^ Actually I am about to get off of here for a while. I pray that you and everyone else here have a safe and wonderful day! 🙂 🙂 🙂

> [@Achren](#):
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> We need to burn you at the stake. The only way you could know if **QuickSilver** ’s post was hypocritical or not is if you are a witch. Or weigh as much as a duck. Hmm. Anybody got scales or a duck?

Oh well. I am not going to be something that I am not just so that people like me. If you don’t go for the way that I am, ignore me.

God bless you two always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/630 "2013-02-22T16:52:10Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> So you’re just attention whoring… must be nice to have all this free time on your hands.
> 
> Jesus Christ, you’re a complete [cretin](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cretin).

I clicked on the link because hey, why not?

> [@](#):
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> Origin:  
> 1770–80; \<French; Franco-Provençal _creitin, crestin_ human being, literally, Christian (hence one who is human despite deformities)

Heh. So this was why.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/631 "2013-02-22T17:26:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by \*\*Euphonious Polemic \*\*  
> Again, people… That is WHY she does it. The goal for her here is to be very offensive.

> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> That is not why I say it.

Then stop doing it. Many folks have told you they find it offensive. Yet you continue. You now KNOW that it is offensive. By continuing, you show that you don’t care about anyone else. So stop it.

Otherwise, we will know that your goal is to be as offensive as possible. Does this make you feel like a righteous martyr when people get upset?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/632 "2013-02-22T17:31:19Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> Yeah well I am tired of being harassed,

No you’re not. You love it.

You invite it.

You revel in it.

It feeds your persecution complex and is a fundamental part of who you are.

You wrap yourself in it and snuggle yourself to sleep with it.

Time for you to be only the 2nd person on my ignore list. Be proud!

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/633 "2013-02-22T17:58:00Z")

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> [@Achren](#):
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> I clicked on the link because hey, why not?
> 
> Heh. So this was why.

Thank you for this. I will never, ever forget that. 😃 😃 😃  
And persecution points? Love that too.  
\< nods \>

One last thing for now… just for shits and giggles, I clicked on the Who’s Posted link. The cretin pastor humper bot has posted almost 160 times between this thread and the other here in the pit. The next closest person barely had over 20 posts. If that right there doesn’t tell you everything you need to know, I don’t know what does.

Oh, and yah, right:

“It’s not on me, but you! Cuz I have no responsibility for what I do EVAR!!1!”  
Bless my shit that don’t stink always!!!

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/634 "2013-02-22T18:13:41Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Ringing a doorbell is not offensive or done in vain. Ringing a doorbell 200 times in a row is. Stop ringing that doorbell.

Absolutely.

I’m sure after she’s banned from sites, she thinks:

“All I did was say God Bless You, and they banned me. Poor, poor me.”  
Right. “All I did was ring the doorbell and they cursed at me” (after ringing the doorbell 200 times at 3:00 in the morning)

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/635 "2013-02-22T19:01:41Z")

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Holly, I realize everyone is making fun of you and not being very nice. As a James Otto fan, I tried to be civil and asked you a serious question and I’m curious why you chose to ignore it?

Again, from your experience, do you feel that making a suit from a celebrity’s skin and dancing around in front of the mirror wearing said skin suit, that it gives you their magic power?

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/636 "2013-02-22T19:44:44Z")

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> [@lost4life](#):
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> Again, from your experience, do you feel that making a suit from a celebrity’s skin and dancing around in front of the mirror wearing said skin suit, that it gives you their magic power?

A J.O. suit in this case? Tell me you didn’t just tee that up for me? 🆒

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/637 "2013-02-22T20:23:53Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> No its nothing like that. Also I see a lot of things online that get forced down the throats that may not want to see it, but I don’t ask them people to stop because I don’t have the right to take away their freedom of speech so if what they say is allowed, so is what I have to say too. 🙂 🙂 🙂

You really don’t get the whole “freedom of speech” thing, do you?  
**lost4life** , only if you remember to put the lotion on it.

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/638 "2013-02-22T20:42:22Z")

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400 quatloos to the doper that discovers that JOSH is also a wealthy precocious quadraplegic.

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/639 "2013-02-22T20:58:08Z")

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> [@lost4life](#):
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> Again, from your experience, do you feel that making a suit from a celebrity’s skin and dancing around in front of the mirror wearing said skin suit, that it gives you their magic power?

Wonder if she tucks it back like Buffalo Bill?

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/640 "2013-02-22T21:15:41Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> You really don’t get the whole “freedom of speech” thing, do you?  
> **lost4life** , only if you remember to put the lotion on it.

She seems to have it confused with a requirement of speech. And just because I like you Guin…

May Cthulhu devour you first! 🙂

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