# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/661 "2013-02-23T03:48:05Z")

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> [@FloatyGimpy](#):
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> I thought you were leaving, ya lyin’ cunt :):)🙂

> [@bienville](#):
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> Rrrrrmrmrmrmrrmmm, don’t make me switch teams.

Sorry! I know it was a horrible thing to say! I just wondered what she’d do if I said the most vile thing I could think of. I wanted to know if she’d still say:

God bless you always!! :):)🙂

Again, sorry. I’m ashamed of myself :o

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**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/662 "2013-02-23T03:56:04Z")

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I’m not a member, just a ‘guest’ and my ignore function works just fine. Makes this thread even mor entertaining actually!

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**Author:** ![jools](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@jools](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jools)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/663 "2013-02-23T03:56:45Z")

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I just spent an insane amount of time reading this hmmm what’s a good word I could here, dreck maybe? Time I’ll never get back by the way, thinking this thread had moved on a bit… Y’a know that JOSH would give up and just go away, but no such luck.

But I got caught on this little gem.

[quote=“James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart, post:619, topic:650764”]

I don’t know either one of them guys.

seriously people are we surprised that she would not know “them guys”??? :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/664 "2013-02-23T04:07:53Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> If I were to tell you that I think that swearing is offensive, would you continue to swear? I believe that you would.

Wait a minute. You are complaining about someone continuing to do something you told them you find offensive? That’s amusing. What about you continuing to do somthing so many here have told you is offensive? Isn’t there something in the Bible about hypocrites?

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**Author:** ![Rubixcube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Rubixcube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubixcube)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/665 "2013-02-23T04:10:25Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> As for what you asked me in this message of yours, I don’t feel like I have any magic powers.

Do you think that’s because you chose the wrong celebrity to skin, or is it merely that you need to work on your dancing style?

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/666 "2013-02-23T04:35:27Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Wait a minute. You are complaining about someone continuing to do something you told them you find offensive? That’s amusing. What about you continuing to do somthing so many here have told you is offensive? Isn’t there something in the Bible about hypocrites?

You mean, “do unto others before they get a chance to do unto you” isn’t a Christian belief?

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/667 "2013-02-23T04:48:15Z")

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Holly, can I get an extra God Bless you tonight? I’m not feeling happy and I need it.

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/668 "2013-02-23T05:44:04Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> If I were to tell you that I think that swearing is offensive, would you continue to swear? I believe that you would. All that I can say is that if you can’'t give up something about yourself, why ask someone else to do it? And that right there is the reason why I never ask anyone to stop with their dirty mouths because that would only turn me into a hypocrite when I am not willing to stop with something about myself as well.

> [@Monty](#):
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> Wait a minute. You are complaining about someone continuing to do something you told them you find offensive? That’s amusing. What about you continuing to do somthing so many here have told you is offensive? Isn’t there something in the Bible about hypocrites?

**Monty** , take a nap. In your glee at the chance to call Holly a hypocrite, you actually tripped over your own reading comprehension skills and fell on your ass here. She’s making the point that _despite_ the fact that she finds swearing offensive she _does not_ ask others not to swear.

Seriously, the low-hanging fruit is meant to be picked on . . . not stumbled into. You’ve got Holly fruit all over your face. Disgusting considering the two of you aren’t married.

**raventhief** , I am insanely jealous that you got to be Post #666!

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/669 "2013-02-23T06:28:29Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Holly, can I get an extra God Bless you tonight? I’m not feeling happy and I need it.

Until she gets back, here’s something to hold you over…

May Cthulhu devour you first! 🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/670 "2013-02-23T06:35:19Z")

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> [@bienville](#):
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> **Monty** , take a nap. In your glee at the chance to call Holly a hypocrite, you actually tripped over your own reading comprehension skills and fell on your ass here. She’s making the point that _despite_ the fact that she finds swearing offensive she _does not_ ask others not to swear.
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> Seriously, the low-hanging fruit is meant to be picked on . . . not stumbled into. You’ve got Holly fruit all over your face. Disgusting considering the two of you aren’t married.
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> **raventhief** , I am insanely jealous that you got to be Post #666!

she may not ASK them to stop swearing but she points it out every time how offended she is. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/671 "2013-02-23T07:17:03Z")

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FFS’s Dopers, you do realise you are being yanked and fucked over through every orifice by this ‘naive’ poster? She’s got you dangling on her little Jesus chain, and relishing every minute of the interactions.

Step back folks…we’re better than this. If you’re going to engage an entity who lives under a bridge, at least make it an interesting and worthwhile one. This one ain’t worth the bytes.

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/672 "2013-02-23T07:35:40Z")

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**kambucta** , if she’s a troll, she’s certainly a productive one, since she’s been doing this act all over the internet.  
(BTW, naturally I know who James Joyce is, but I’ve never heard of Piper)

> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Holly, can I get an extra God Bless you tonight? I’m not feeling happy and I need it.

I’m not Holly, but blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/673 "2013-02-23T07:42:05Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Actually, um, may I request that instead of James Otto, could you request that God bless one of my favorite hockey players, Evgeni Malkin? Cuz he got slammed into the boards pretty hard tonight, and it looks like he might have a head injury. Could you like, ask God to make sure he doesn’t have whiplash or a concussion?
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> He’s one of the best players in the league, and for him to get a concussion would seriously hurt our chances of winning the Stanley Cup this season. Well, that and I don’t want him to be hurt, of course – I’m not a monster! But we just got Sidney Crosby back, so it would seriously suck to lose Malkin.
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> (LET’S GO PENS!!!)

> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> ^^^ I pray that all goes well for your favorite hockey player! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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> God bless you and him and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
> 
> Holly

Good. Now I have a solid reason to further hate the wannabe Christ licker. 😃

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/674 "2013-02-23T07:45:01Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> **kambucta** , if she’s a troll, she’s certainly a productive one, since she’s been doing this act all over the internet.

I wonder if being high on Jesus is like being high on crack or meth. It would definitely explain a lot. 😃

edit: If so, crashing will be a real bitch too, but don’t worry, we’re here for you Holly.

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/675 "2013-02-23T07:50:20Z")

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Why not just quit ganging up on the poster, let them attempt to contribute elsewhere. Let things take their course. You folks don’t realize how sad you’re making yourselves look in this thread.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/676 "2013-02-23T09:40:31Z")

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> [@the lone cashew](#):
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> Why not just quit ganging up on the poster, let them attempt to contribute elsewhere. Let things take their course. You folks don’t realize how sad you’re making yourselves look in this thread.

He/she said it better than me!

Stop poking the schmuck. It was funny for the first 20 odd posts, now it’s just sad and really pathetic.

Give it a rest folks. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/677 "2013-02-23T10:37:01Z")

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> [@kambuckta](#):
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> Step back folks…we’re better than this.

Cite?

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/678 "2013-02-23T11:03:38Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Holly, can I get an extra God Bless you tonight? I’m not feeling happy and I need it.

I’m sorry that I didn’t respond to you sooner. I went onto bed and I just now saw your message here.

God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/679 "2013-02-23T11:27:19Z")

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Too late. He died in his sleep. I hope you’re happy.

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**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/680 "2013-02-23T14:32:46Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> I’m sorry that I didn’t respond to you sooner. I went onto bed and I just now saw your message here.
> 
> God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
> 
> Holly

God will forgive you - Everybody needs sleep every now and again.

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