# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 45

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/881 "2013-03-09T02:23:47Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> Are you trying to get banned? If so, keep it up. If not, shut up.

Some quiet people please! We’re filming 😃

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/882 "2013-03-09T02:24:43Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> Are you trying to get banned? If so, keep it up. If not, shut up.

Good user name/thread title combo.

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/883 "2013-03-09T02:25:08Z")

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> [@deltasigma](#):
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> Some quiet people please! We’re filming 😃

Sorry, I’ll just go back to Faceebook and watching sports because that’s the kind of loser I am. ☹

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/884 "2013-03-09T02:26:36Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Good user name/thread title combo.

My user name works well with most things posted here. 😉

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/885 "2013-03-09T02:30:31Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> Are you trying to get banned? If so, keep it up. If not, shut up.

I am just being myself and not who other people want me to be. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/886 "2013-03-09T02:34:27Z")

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Ok but you are a guest on this board and you are not respecting the rules of this board. That is ok if you are ok with the very likely possibility you will be let go…if you want to stay you may have to compromise a bit. That is what polite southern women do. Respect the rules of the house and act accordingly.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/887 "2013-03-09T03:03:05Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> I suggest Johnny Cash- you know, actual country music.

Huh, I was just listening to a Johnny Cash song on the radio and thought of this thread.

(I think I mentioned Cash, or Willie Nelson before, but she ignored me. Oh well, her loss.)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/888 "2013-03-09T03:44:13Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> I am just being myself and not who other people want me to be. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
> God bless you always!!!  
> Holly

So was Hitler and Stalin.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/889 "2013-03-09T03:58:52Z")

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^^^ I am not a murderer.  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/890 "2013-03-09T03:59:23Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> Ok but you are a guest on this board and you are not respecting the rules of this board. That is ok if you are ok with the very likely possibility you will be let go…if you want to stay you may have to compromise a bit. That is what polite southern women do. Respect the rules of the house and act accordingly.

But she’s not letting the Man keep her down!!!

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/891 "2013-03-09T04:11:29Z")

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I figured that there had to be at least one corruption of the the theme from rawhide that would be suitable. There seem to be a few, but I’ll let you all find your own. 😉

Trollin’ Trollin’ Trollin’  
Keep typin’, typin’, typin’,  
Though they’re disapprovin’,  
Keep them forum movin’ Trollface!  
Don’t try to understand ‘em,  
Just troll and argue and grab ‘em,  
Soon we’ll be living high and wide.  
Boy my heart’s calculatin’  
My troll thread will be waitin’, be waiting at the end of my ride.  
Move 'em on, head 'em up,  
Head 'em up, move 'em out,  
Move 'em on, head 'em out Trollface!  
Set 'em out, ride 'em in  
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,  
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Trollface.

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**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/892 "2013-03-09T04:22:34Z")

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All I have to say is, thank you **James Otto Sweet Heart** for listening to my advice and taking up less space and eliminating the three smileys.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/893 "2013-03-09T04:23:36Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> ^^^ I am not a murderer.  
> God bless you always!!!  
> Holly

That’s what they said too.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/894 "2013-03-09T04:36:02Z")

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^^^ Unlike them, I don’t lie to anyone.  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/895 "2013-03-09T05:18:55Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> I fucking hate country music.

Me too!

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/896 "2013-03-09T05:46:43Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> Unlike them, I don’t lie to anyone.

Hasn’t it already been established that you, in fact, do fib?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/897 "2013-03-09T11:47:57Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> ^^^ That sounds like something that a Britney Spears fan would say.  
> God bless you always!!!  
> Holly  
> P.S. I don’t listen to her.

😃 good one.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/898 "2013-03-09T13:19:20Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> Ok but you are a guest on this board and you are not respecting the rules of this board. That is ok if you are ok with the very likely possibility you will be let go…if you want to stay you may have to compromise a bit. That is what polite southern women do. Respect the rules of the house and act accordingly.

She’s polite? She’s southern (east Tennessee doesn’t really count as the south. She may be a hillbilly, but she’s not really southern).

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**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/899 "2013-03-09T14:39:38Z")

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Of course Tennessee is Southern.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/900 "2013-03-09T14:49:49Z")

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You know who we really need to pit? **Drunky Smurf**! S/He’s the one who revived this dying thread! Now that idiot JOSH is back and being even more stupid!

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