# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/901 "2013-03-09T16:35:34Z")

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^^^ If you don’t like who you see here, Baker, you know who to ignore because this forum is not your personal playground or anyone else’s. It is for everyone who has any interest in it.

> [@Monty](#):
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> Hasn’t it already been established that you, in fact, do fib?

No it hasn’t and that is because I don’t. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you two always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![Tollhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e99b99/32.png) [@Tollhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tollhouse)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/902 "2013-03-09T17:26:12Z")

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holly

since you seem to spend all your time here and doing your james otto stuff, how do you squeeze in time to read the Bible, and worship Jesus? he must be lower down on your to do list…

i just ask bc of that pesky commandment to worship the Lord, and not making idols, etc  
and i Know, you want to bless me, thanks in advance :dubious:

I will do it first, so you need not bother  
God bless me always

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/903 "2013-03-09T17:45:17Z")

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**Tollhouse:** Like so many others here, you underestimate our subterranean chode-kin. Obviously she can multitask, and probably better than all of us put together. Of all of the dozens of points she has driven home since she’s been here, like so many stakes through our godless, unsaved hearts, I should think that would be among the most painfully obvious.

Jesus fucking Christ, doesn’t anyone listen to the women? :mad:

[disclaimer: I am the thrall of basement cat. Neither my words nor my actions are my own and I cannot be held responsible]

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**Author:** ![Tollhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e99b99/32.png) [@Tollhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tollhouse)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/904 "2013-03-09T17:52:30Z")

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Will she let us know when we are in the clear? (with God)  
Holly please let me know asap if I pass your test, after you finish your James Otto stuff

i almost forgot  
God bless me and my heart always

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/905 "2013-03-09T22:33:01Z")

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> [@Tollhouse](#):
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> holly
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> since you seem to spend all your time here and doing your james otto stuff, how do you squeeze in time to read the Bible, and worship Jesus? he must be lower down on your to do list…
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> i just ask bc of that pesky commandment to worship the Lord, and not making idols, etc  
> and i Know, you want to bless me, thanks in advance :dubious:
> 
> I will do it first, so you need not bother  
> God bless me always

All of my time isn’t spent here or on anything concerning James. If I am not here or anywhere else online, I am at church, at work, asleep, helping my mom, eating, at the store, paying bills, in the bathroom, at my favorite restaurant, with friends and family, etc. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly  
P.S. The Lord is always first with me though and if anyone doubts that, such a problem doesn’t belong on my plate.

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/906 "2013-03-09T22:39:44Z")

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Holly, whats your favorite restaurant like? Why is it your favorite?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/907 "2013-03-09T22:44:22Z")

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> [@harmonicamoon](#):
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> Holly, whats your favorite restaurant like? Why is it your favorite?

I’m guessing Golden Corral.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/908 "2013-03-09T22:49:38Z")

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^^^ Golden Corral is where I love to go on my birthday. 🙂 🙂 🙂

> [@harmonicamoon](#):
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> Holly, whats your favorite restaurant like? Why is it your favorite?

The wait staff is always good to me and the food is good and fairly priced. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you two and everyone there always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/909 "2013-03-09T22:51:35Z")

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Wow **kayaker** ; how did you know?

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/910 "2013-03-09T23:01:00Z")

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^^^ I’ve mentioned it before actually. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/911 "2013-03-09T23:06:48Z")

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Holly, when you write “God bless you always”, are you commanding God to do that? Or is it a request? Does he honor it? Always?

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/912 "2013-03-09T23:10:05Z")

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^^^ I pray that who I talk to online are blessed…always. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/913 "2013-03-09T23:21:04Z")

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So, if it is a prayer, then it is a request, no? What is your motivation for this?

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/914 "2013-03-09T23:57:58Z")

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^^^ The horrifying things that I have seen in the news, I wish them things on absolutely no one.  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly  
P.S. Speaking of horrifying news, I just learned that a friend of my mom has got stage 4 stomach cancer. Any prayers for her friend will be very much appreciated. Her friend’s name is Shelia and she starts chemo therapy on March 20th.

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/915 "2013-03-10T00:03:57Z")

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I understand Holly. But why do you write “God bless you always”. I am sorry if you have answered this before.

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**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/916 "2013-03-10T00:08:40Z")

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> [@harmonicamoon](#):
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> I understand Holly. But why do you write “God bless you always”. I am sorry if you have answered this before.

Because otherwise He might forget?

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/917 "2013-03-10T00:12:27Z")

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But if he is almighty, can he forget?

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/918 "2013-03-10T00:16:24Z")

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> [@harmonicamoon](#):
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> I understand Holly. But why do you write “God bless you always”. I am sorry if you have answered this before.

Anything can happen to a person at anytime and in my opinion, there is no such thing as too much prayer.  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly  
P.S. By the way, I like your forum name. 🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/919 "2013-03-10T00:29:22Z")

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> [@harmonicamoon](#):
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> But if he is almighty, can he forget?

Nah, that was a typo. He is actually Al Mighty. He is pretty embarrassed about that and wishes he was almighty so he could fix it. Of course, if he was almighty he wouldn’t have to fix it.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/920 "2013-03-10T01:24:06Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> P.S. Speaking of horrifying news, I just learned that a friend of my mom has got stage 4 stomach cancer. Any prayers for her friend will be very much appreciated. Her friend’s name is Shelia and she starts chemo therapy on March 20th.

I realize that this is entirely tangential to the rest of the thread but for the record I (and I am sure many of us) hope for the best possible outcome for your mother’s friend.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled pitting.

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