# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1201 "2013-03-14T01:05:44Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> ^^^ I believe that there isn’t anything that God can’t lift. 🙂 🙂 🙂

You believe that God does not have the power to create this boulder. In other words, you believe God is not all powerful! :eek::eek::eek:

May God forgive your blasphemous soul!

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1202 "2013-03-14T01:14:40Z")

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^^^ I believe that there is nothing that God can’t accomplish. 🙂 🙂 🙂

> [@April\_R](#):
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> OMG, you don’t seriously think he was actually asking you out right?

Well what you do you think the guy was really saying to me then? Why do you think that he was wanting to know if I like pizza or not?  
God bless you two and him always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1203 "2013-03-14T02:03:04Z")

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**He was messing with you.** You cannot seriously be that dense. Are you that delusional that you think you would be asked out by some anonymous stranger on the internet who only knows you by your maniacal rantings on a message board?

He was trying to make you look stupid. Don’t play into it, you are embarrassing yourself. Have a little dignity.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1204 "2013-03-14T02:20:12Z")

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^^^ I have plenty of dignity, thank you very much. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly  
P.S. If I was being asked out, do you think that I was actually going to say yes? If yes then you are the most naive person on the face of this planet.

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1205 "2013-03-14T02:21:37Z")

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I just wanted to pop in to say that it’s nice to see everyone doing their part to keep Trolly occupied and entertained. It’s nice to know that the SDMB can be counted on to take care of even the special needs cases.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1206 "2013-03-14T02:34:54Z")

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^^^ That is a very big thing for you to admit about yourself. After all, how many times have you kept coming back to this chat? 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you and everyone else like you always!!!  
Holly  
P.S. Now that you have taken the first step which is admitting that you have a problem, I have heard it said that step #2 is to get the help that you need…fast.

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1207 "2013-03-14T02:37:21Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> ^^^ That is a very big thing for you to admit about yourself. After all, how many times have you kept coming back to this chat? 🙂 🙂 🙂  
> God bless you and everyone else like you always!!!  
> Holly  
> P.S. Now that you have taken the first step which is admitting that you have a problem, I have heard it said that step #2 is to get the help that you need…fast.

I thought you weren’t going to respond to me anymore Trolly? What’s the matter, didn’t I swat you around enough last night?

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1208 "2013-03-14T02:39:52Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> OMG, you don’t seriously think he was actually asking you out right?

Well actually **bobot** hasn’t chimed back in. He may be interested. And she did ask him a pretty good qualification question. Who would have thought it…A pizza date here in the pit.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1209 "2013-03-14T02:43:34Z")

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> [@deltasigma](#):
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> I thought you weren’t going to respond to me anymore Trolly? What’s the matter, didn’t I swat you around enough last night?

“I’m a woman and I’m bound to change my mind.”-country singer Sara Evans  
God bless you and Sara always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1210 "2013-03-14T02:47:30Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> “I’m a woman and I’m bound to change my mind.”-country singer Sara Evans  
> God bless you and Sara always!!!  
> Holly

Yes, and as a troll you don’t really offer me much of a challenge so to be honest, I have better things to do tonight. I will pop in from time to time to remind you of your inferiority however. I’m sure you’ll still be here. 😛

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1211 "2013-03-14T02:54:54Z")

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^^^ Well actually that depends on whether or not anything else worth responding to happens to be said. I pray that you have a wonderful night! 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1212 "2013-03-14T03:07:59Z")

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Campers, she’s here and doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. Might as well get used to her.

Welcome to the Dope, Holly. But ask your mom what “That’s just tacky,” means because what you did to start this mess, threadshitting in a memorial thread, well, that’s just tacky. You don’t do that. She raised you better.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1213 "2013-03-14T03:17:00Z")

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^^^ She may not have raised me to be tacky, but she did raise me to stand up for what I believe in and to not let other people push me around. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you and her always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1214 "2013-03-14T03:28:50Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> ^^^ I have plenty of dignity, thank you very much. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
> God bless you always!!!  
> Holly  
> P.S. If I was being asked out, do you think that I was actually going to say yes? If yes then you are the most naive person on the face of this planet.

You’re an idiot

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**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1215 "2013-03-14T03:52:19Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> ^^^ She may not have raised me to be tacky, but she did raise me to stand up for what I believe in and to not let other people push me around. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
> God bless you and her always!!!  
> Holly

And bless you too, princess, and your widdle cotton socks.

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1216 "2013-03-14T04:03:14Z")

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Your idol thinks you’re a creepy stalker and your God doesn’t like you enough to exist.

In short, it’s your fault God is dead.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1217 "2013-03-14T04:08:09Z")

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> [@Askthepizzaguy](#):
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> Your idol thinks you’re a creepy stalker…

That brings up an interesting point.

_James Otto Sweet Heart_, what does James Otto think of you?

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1218 "2013-03-14T04:09:23Z")

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Jaysus people, two pages a day? Some of us have lives you know. 😃

> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> **What I say or do is not your business to judge either.**

Wanna bet? When it directly affects me, it’s my business. If someone you don’t know personally, and who doesn’t impact your life does something, it’s none of your damn business. Particularly if all you are going to do is shit all over them in the name of your sky fairy.

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> And I don’t recall trying to involve myself in the process of someone slitting their wrists either. I am not the kind of person who is going to stand there and let someone get away with trying to kill themselves anyways. If they can’t think about the feelings of those that they are trying to leave behind, **I will**.

Oh yeah, more irony. You, who tell the left behind people of suicides that their loved one is in hell - I guess when you are thinking of their feelings, you are thinking how best to make them feel worse?

The hell? “let someone get away with trying to kill themselves”? What does that mean?

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> **What is it that makes y’all think that I will not fire back at you what y’all throw at me first?**

You fired first sweetie.

> [@kambuckta](#):
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> Can a mod please kill this thread? I’m not suggesting banning JOSH, but the thread has become as monotonous as a stuck-record. Same shit, different page. It’s not becoming of the board, and I’m suffering from a smilie-overdose.
> 
> For the love of FUCKING GOD, KILL IT, KILL IT NOW.
> 
> We beseech you Lords of the SDMB.

Then quit reading it. And posting in it.

> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> Sure, but if he wasn’t here anymore, we would all be gone then too.

Not all of us, only you all who believe we need a sky fairy to keep us here.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1219 "2013-03-14T04:11:17Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> ^^^ A family will never get whatever help it is that they need now that the person that you are asking me about isn’t here anymore so to me, he did **no one** a favor.

Can someone else tell me if that paragraph makes sense, any sense whatsoever, to them?

A person who’s despaired enough to commit suicide, from all evidence thus far in the last few thousand years of actually writing stuff down, isn’t bent on doing favors. They’re seeking escape from their despair.

And the surviving family members can get help from licensed therapists or trained clergy. The very last thing they need is your inanities.

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> To answer your second question, there is a line in one of my most favorite songs from country singer Trace Adkins that goes like this, “I don’t know what you’ve been told but there ain’t no virgins here.” That is what makes me wonder about what happens to those who never go all the way with anyone if the line in that song is true.

Good grief. That’s not what he was talking about. That’s him saying that Heaven is not what Muslims purportedly believe it to be like. Look up the word _metaphor_ for further edification.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1220 "2013-03-14T04:18:32Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> To answer your second question, there is a line in one of my most favorite songs from country singer Trace Adkins that goes like this, “I don’t know what you’ve been told but there ain’t no virgins here.” That is what makes me wonder about what happens to those who never go all the way with anyone if the line in that song is true.

They get sacrificed at the altar. God is ravenous and insatiable. Proceed with caution. :eek:

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