# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/121 "2013-02-19T21:22:05Z")
Hey Holly… wouldn’t it just be so delightfully decadent to type a :(:(:(… just once? Come on, give in to the temptation. You know you want to! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/122 "2013-02-19T21:22:13Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > God bless you two and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 How about: a) you blow me AND satan, and b) James (whoever he is) can go fuck himself with whatever instrument he plays You god-squad assholes all think that you’re the light of the world and that it’s your job to “enlighten” everyone you meet with your phony bullshit, whether they want to hear it or not. Well, you and everyone like you can shove the bible up your ass, as far as I’m concerned. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/123 "2013-02-19T21:22:49Z")
This is performance art, right? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/124 "2013-02-19T21:25:08Z")
Why do people here engage attention whoring idiots? ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/125 "2013-02-19T21:26:39Z")
> [@Hamlet](#): > > Why do people here engage attention whoring idiots? Why do people here always ask this question, or ask why people feed the trolls, or whatever? Haven’t you learned by now that you’re never going to like the answer or accept it? ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/126 "2013-02-19T21:28:27Z")
> [@leftfield6](#): > > Here are the three levels of CWS. None of them levels apply to me. #1 talking to others who like James is like staying in the pew with those who know the Lord when we need to go to those who don’t know him. #2 That sharing a bond with someone that can’t be described in words in my opinion can only work for those who actually see each other every day. Me and James haven’t seen each other in over two years now. #3 James couldn’t come to my rescue unless someone told him what the problem was and even someone did, I would not want James to be there. I don’t want my family issues to be rubbed right off onto him which is actually another reason why I may not ever get married because when you marry a person you marry their family pretty much and I don’t want an innocent person in the picture because of me. They don’t deserve that. ☹ ☹ ☹ God bless you and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/127 "2013-02-19T21:33:00Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > Why do people here always ask this question, or ask why people feed the trolls, or whatever? Haven’t you learned by now that you’re never going to like the answer or accept it? Amen to that. 🙂 🙂 🙂 > [@Chefguy](#): > > How about: > a) you blow me AND satan, and > b) James (whoever he is) can go fuck himself with whatever instrument he plays > > You god-squad assholes all think that you’re the light of the world and that it’s your job to “enlighten” everyone you meet with your phony bullshit, whether they want to hear it or not. Well, you and everyone like you can shove the bible up your ass, as far as I’m concerned. I sleep alone until I am married. 🙂 🙂 🙂 God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/128 "2013-02-19T21:35:13Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > Why do people here always ask this question, or ask why people feed the trolls, or whatever? Haven’t you learned by now that you’re never going to like the answer or accept it? You’re right. Just as there are endless numbers of attention whores, there are endless people to feed those attention whores, endless people to tell those people to stop feeding the attention whores, and endless people telling the people who tell those people to stop feeding the attention whores to stop telling them because it’s useless. Endless people. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/129 "2013-02-19T21:37:56Z")
^^^ The best thing to do in my opinion is to pretty much stay out of the picture and just get in on the chats that interest you more granted they haven’t been hijacked already. God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/130 "2013-02-19T21:48:19Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > This is performance art, right? If she pulls out her tampon and throws it at us, then yes. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/131 "2013-02-19T21:49:43Z")
Jesus wept. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/132 "2013-02-19T22:04:38Z")
Never heard of James Otto. Now without every hearing him I hate him with every fiber of my being. Good job Holly. Do you have the restraining order framed? May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman!!!:):)🙂 loach ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/133 "2013-02-19T22:07:19Z")
> [@Beastly\_Rotter](#): > > You sicken me, Jezebel. Other women are doing it, is that your justification? Other harlots, Holly, other strumpets, throwing themselves at a man with a wife and child, seeking to split a loving family asunder with their base wiles. Count yourself among their number, Holly, and weep and gnash your teeth when you are cast down with them. An eternity without God, Holly, that is what your shameless filth dooms you to. You would make Ignatius Reilly very proud. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/134 "2013-02-19T22:07:40Z")
> [@Hamlet](#): > > You’re right. Just as there are endless numbers of attention whores, there are endless people to feed those attention whores, endless people to tell those people to stop feeding the attention whores, and endless people telling the people who tell those people to stop feeding the attention whores to stop telling them because it’s useless. Endless people. It’s people all the way down! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/135 "2013-02-19T22:10:38Z")
I imagine Mr. Otto (or whatever desperate Nashville hopeful he has running his Twitter account) is enjoying the respite we’re giving him from having to grit his teeth and type nice things at Holly. May God curse Holly always! :):)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/136 "2013-02-19T22:23:59Z")
^^^ James does his own Twitter account and actually he has told me to ignore those like y’all here who like to harass me. The only reason why I am not taking his advice right now is because I feel bad for y’all and because it would have been rude of me to not get in on a chat that was made to get my intention. Apparently the person who started it does not get much from anyone else and so I decided to be nice and help them out. If anyone else needs any attention or help with anything, just let me know and I will do what I can. After all its the least that I can do in return for all of the times that y’all have gotten James’ name out here for me. Many hands **do** make light work! 🙂 🙂 🙂 > [@VinylTurnip](#): > > If she pulls out her tampon and throws it at us, then yes. I don’t use those things. > [@Loach](#): > > Do you have the restraining order framed? No and that is because there isn’t one. 🙂 🙂 🙂 God bless you three and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/137 "2013-02-19T22:24:35Z")
Don’t we have a rule against excessive use of signatures on this board? Surely the “god bless”, or at least the smiley face part should count. > [@](#): > > How many times should I include my signature in a thread? > Once per thread should be sufficient for people to admire the pearl of wisdom included in your signature. If you post multiple times in a thread it is recommended that you only include the signature in one of your posts. > > What if I copy and paste the same text at the end of each of my posts? That’s not a profile signature. > As mentioned above, text included at the end of all your posts is indistinguishable from a profile signature and should follow the rules for profile signatures and links. However, see below about simple signoffs. Of course, **Shodan** gets away with it, so maybe they don’t really count as signatures. ---
**Author:** ![SecretaryofEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SecretaryofEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecretaryofEvil)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/138 "2013-02-19T22:26:32Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > The smiley faces are coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE! There’s a lot of funny posts in this thread, but that might be the funniest. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/139 "2013-02-19T22:31:32Z")
> [@Rachellelogram](#): > > You don’t know what you’re missing. I\* love \*eating alcoholic beverages. > [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > I know what I am missing and its something that I want no part in. Why drink when you have a steady supply of meth all around you? [Meth: Not even once.](http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/meth-not-even-once.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/140 "2013-02-19T22:53:13Z")
^^^ I don’t do drugs either. > [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#): > > Don’t we have a rule against excessive use of signatures on this board? Surely the “god bless”, or at least the smiley face part should count. I don’t have a signature here. God bless you two always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764.md?page=8)