# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/141 "2013-02-19T22:55:39Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > I don’t use those things. Huh. I assumed there’d never been a car in the garage, but no bikes either, huh? What about “gardening tools”? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/142 "2013-02-19T22:59:08Z")
James Otto is tone deaf and has poor dress sense. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/143 "2013-02-19T23:04:37Z")
^^^ To me, there is nothing wrong with pants and a shirt. Isn’t that what you wear? And to me, no one sings better than James. 🙂 🙂 🙂 > [@kayaker](#): > > Huh. I assumed there’d never been a car in the garage, but no bikes either, huh? What about “gardening tools”? I don’t have a garage and I have a bike, but its in storage. God bless you two and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/144 "2013-02-19T23:08:59Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > I don’t have a garage and I have a bike, but its in storage. _eeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeewwwwww!_ [/officially have read too much of this Thread] ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/145 "2013-02-19T23:09:44Z")
Yes, I frequently wear pants and a shirt. However, I have never owned any shirts quite as ugly as the ones that popped up in a Google image search for him. I am assuming he is the wide beardy guy with long hair. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/146 "2013-02-19T23:14:14Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Very glad someone is pitting Holly, aka James Otto Sweet whatever. Every post in cafe society ends with “God bless you always !!!” Be funny if someone (who had no desire to be a Doper) were to open an account under the username **God** , and follow up one of those with _“Don’t tell me what to do, bitch. I’ll decide whom to bless, and I don’t need your help.”_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/147 "2013-02-19T23:17:11Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Yes, I frequently wear pants and a shirt. However, I have never owned any shirts quite as ugly as the ones that popped up in a Google image search for him. I am assuming he is the wide beardy guy with long hair. I only have one shirt with James on it who by the way has shorter hair now. 🙂 🙂 🙂 > [@bienville](#): > > _eeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeewwwwww!_ > [/officially have read too much of this Thread] What is so gross about me saying that I have a bike in storage? God bless you and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/148 "2013-02-19T23:18:42Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > I sleep alone until I am married. Notice that **JOSH** says they _sleep_ alone until married. Obviously it’s phrased like that so they can weasel out on other “activities” that take place in a bed. So is **JOSH** a slut or not? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/149 "2013-02-19T23:19:53Z")
I can’t be offended by this chick, no matter what she says. It’s too damned surreal. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and hide in Ewan McGregor’s garage. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/150 "2013-02-19T23:20:26Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Fuck, you’re breaking out the rubber/glue thing! :eek: Either that, or the Pee Wee Herman defense. “I know you are, but what am I?” ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/151 "2013-02-19T23:20:54Z")
I’m thinking of writing a Jesus Christ/James Otto crossover slash fanfiction. They’re both just so manly and powerful. It seems obvious. The only real question is, who gets to be the top? I’m thinking James Otto. Sure, JC is the most obvious choice (being a god and all) but if you read the New Testament, it’s pretty clear the dude has a submissive streak a mile wide. I’m planning to set chapter 1 in the organ loft of a church. That way it can more effectively feature Otto’s – heh – vocal talents. God bless you always!! (And I think you know what I mean by “bless”.) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/152 "2013-02-19T23:21:55Z")
Jesus did say to turn the other cheek. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/153 "2013-02-19T23:24:56Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > I’m thinking of writing a Jesus Christ/James Otto crossover slash fanfiction. They’re both just so manly and powerful. It seems obvious. The only real question is, who gets to be the top? I’m thinking James Otto. Sure, JC is the most obvious choice (being a god and all) but if you read the New Testament, it’s pretty clear the dude has a submissive streak a mile wide. I’m planning to set chapter 1 in the organ loft of a church. That way it can more effectively feature Otto’s – heh – vocal talents. > > God bless you always!! (And I think you know what I mean by “bless”.) God is always at the top of my list. 🙂 🙂 🙂 > [@Baker](#): > > Notice that **JOSH** says they _sleep_ alone until married. Obviously it’s phrased like that so they can weasel out on other “activities” that take place in a bed. > > So is **JOSH** a slut or not? I am proud to say that I am still a virgin. 🙂 🙂 🙂 God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/154 "2013-02-19T23:27:04Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Jesus did say to turn the other cheek. That’s a common mistranslation. He actually said to “spread those cheeks.” ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/155 "2013-02-19T23:27:44Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > God is always at the top of my list. 🙂 🙂 🙂 Ha! Guys, this is a top-shelf troll right here. Can we keep it? Please? ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/156 "2013-02-19T23:29:23Z")
^^^ Well he is no matter who thinks otherwise. God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/157 "2013-02-19T23:32:27Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > Ha! Guys, this is a top-shelf troll right here. Can we keep it? Please? Well, OK, but you have to feed it, take it for walks, and bag up it’s smiley faces and throw them in someone else’s trash can. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/158 "2013-02-19T23:34:53Z")
And **Frank** wins the thread. Thank you all, and don’t forget to tip your servers! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/159 "2013-02-19T23:36:17Z")
[Snippage of all the bullshit blessings below is mine.] > [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > All that I can say is that I can not count the number of times that James has thanked me for all that I have done for him because I tell him about what I’ve done for him. Dear Og, that’s disturbing on more levels than I can count. That poor man. Someday he needs to get a restraining order. > [@runner pat](#): > > Or maybe you scare the living shit out of everyone you meet. Holy shit, no doubt. > [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > Actually I am not when all that I am doing is bring the word of the Lord to the people which is what the Lord wants done with his word. 🙂 🙂 🙂 No, buttercup, that’s not what “the Lord” wants. It’s what _you_ to have something to masturbate to. > [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > None. Why? How many do you eat? I am a picky eater for the record which is one of the reason why I don’t do any alcoholic beverages. Finally, something to be thankful for. Praise Allah! > [@Troppus](#): > > Holy crap, The Lord must have you blocked, too. Else he and Otto would stop, collaborate and ask you to kindly stop doing weird, asocial things on their behalf. You’re not doing either one any favors or winning any converts with your God-bothering and Otto-bothering delusions. Precisely. I can’t imagine the vast numbers of souls who have walked away from religion because of nutjobs like this. They do more to hurt their cause than Satan ever could. > [@Hamlet](#): > > Why do people here engage attention whoring idiots? It’s cathartic, eases boredom and is fun? > [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > Apparently the person who started it does not get much from anyone else and so I decided to be nice and help them out. If anyone else needs any attention or help with anything, just let me know and I will do what I can. After all its the least that I can do in return for all of the times that y’all have gotten James’ name out here for me. Well, in the realm of getting attention from scared as hell D-list celebrities, than ya, I’m attentionless. Call me crazy, but I prefer to get attention from my real-life loved ones and not just from a figment of my imagination and a wet dream. And just so you know, although I’m sure you’re too dense to understand, Mr. Otto doesn’t appreciate all the NEGATIVE attention you bring him. He’s just terrified you’ll boil a bunny in his honor, so he placates the crazy instead of combatting it. 🙂 🙂 🙂 > [@kayaker](#): > > Huh. I assumed there’d never been a car in the garage, but no bikes either, huh? What about “gardening tools”? Wins the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/160 "2013-02-19T23:37:31Z")
> [@Beastly\_Rotter](#): > > 18/ Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth, > > 19/ a lovely hind, a graceful doe. Oh yes, my first wife definitely had a lovely hind. Not so much doe, though. God bless us, every one! :):)🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764.md?page=9)