# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1721 "2013-03-20T00:40:35Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> \*\*P.S. Like I said, “Do unto others…” and if this is what y’all pick as your first move, be prepared for what you will get in return. 🙂 🙂 🙂 \*\*

> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> **You people started this chat, not me, and so now, you people are reaping what it is that you people decided to sow. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
> God bless you always!!!  
> Holly**

Yeah, those don’t sound crazy at all.

> [@deltasigma](#):
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> Yes, you need ferrous pots which I think includes stainless steel. I’ve been using mine for spaghetti and linguini lately and it boils about 5-6 quarts of cold water in about 35-40 minutes.

> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> Do you actually mean 35-40 minutes or seconds?

That’s either really slow or really fast. I usually boil the water in an electric kettle and pour it into the pan. It’s much faster than doing it on the stovetop - about 45 seconds for a half gallon - but then we’ve got a gas stove.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1722 "2013-03-20T00:41:53Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> …you posted your message.  
> Crazy how that works, huh?  
> I realize that I have just done the same thing, but I’m not calling for this thread (chat) to be closed.  
> Holly, give 'em h-e-double-hockey sticks!!!

**Amen to this! They started this chat and thought that I wouldn’t respond? Oh what a bad move that ended up being on their part. That first message that I left about suicide is one thing, but a 30+ page chat is a whole other story. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you always!!! 😉 🙂 🙂  
Holly**

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1723 "2013-03-20T01:17:09Z")

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Thank you, Dopers. I and Freddie Mercury salute you! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1724 "2013-03-20T01:31:03Z")

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Wow, pretty colors. I wish my Bible was written in crayon.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1725 "2013-03-20T01:35:50Z")

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**^^^ You do know that pens can have different colored ink now right? Unlike some people apparently, I put the crayons away years ago. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly**

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1726 "2013-03-20T01:39:13Z")

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> [@Darth\_Nader](#):
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> Wow, pretty colors. I wish my Bible was written in crayon.

**Darth** , check your PMs, please!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1727 "2013-03-20T02:10:38Z")

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> [@Darth\_Nader](#):
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> Wow, pretty colors. I wish my Bible was written in crayon.

There are multicolored version of the Bible, you know. [Like this one](http://www.standardpub.com/promotions/bibles/main.html).

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1728 "2013-03-20T02:16:08Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> \*\*  
> God bless you always!!! 😉 🙂 🙂  
> Holly\*\*

I’m really starting to think you don’t actually mean this ☹

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1729 "2013-03-20T02:16:55Z")

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If anyone wants a good sugar cookie recipe here you go.

8 ounces butter  
1 cup sugar  
2 eggs  
1 teaspoon flavoring(I use almond flavor, but vanilla or lemon are good too)  
3 cups flour  
1/2 teaspoon baking powder  
1/2 teaspoon baking soda

Cream the butter and eggs together, blend in eggs and flavoring. Mix the flour with the baking powder and soda and mix in with the butter/sugar/eggs.

Let the dough chill until it has firmed up some. Roll the dough to the desired thickness. I cut fairly thin but slightly thicker still works. Cut into desired shapes and bake in a 350 degree oven until cookies are lightly browning along their edges. Cool and ice. Icing is a mix of powdered sugar, a little flavor(again, I use almond) and enough milk or cream to make a thin glaze. If you put sprinkles on the glazed cookies don’t wait until they are all iced or it will have set. Ice some, sprinkle, lather, rinse repeat.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1730 "2013-03-20T03:21:08Z")

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> [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](#):
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> I like it more than Starbuck’s.  
> Wait, I mean “YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY MIND. I CRACK FOR NO ONE!!!”
> 
> Kisses  
> PFS

BLASPHEMER!!

But I knew it. I knew it! You and James Otto Snakethrower Hellion are like two peas in a pod. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1731 "2013-03-20T05:07:04Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> You and James Otto Snakethrower Hellion are like two peas in a pod.

I wish. I’d be much happier if I could just make up my own moral code. Did you catch this earlier nugget?

> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> \*\*^^^ No matter what the Lord’s word really says, I am only giving back what y’all have thrown at me first.  
> God bless you always!!!  
> Holly

I felt just like [Ray Liotta](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaBP522x0xI&feature=player_detailpage&list=PL218E5E3DBE9075B0#t=18s) when I read that.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1732 "2013-03-20T05:22:52Z")

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**Pine Fresh** , can I get you to PM, please? Thanks in advance!

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1733 "2013-03-20T06:18:11Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> I’m really starting to think you don’t actually mean this ☹

Even though people online choose to disagree with me over anything, I mean every word of what you people call my sign off. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly  
P.S. I wish all of you well because thanks to certain people I have personally crossed paths with, I have seen how sad this world really is. ☹ ☹ ☹

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1734 "2013-03-20T06:19:17Z")

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Again, I really appreciate everyone contacting me. I cannot say thanks enough!

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**Author:** ![Fool\_in\_the\_Rain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@Fool\_in\_the\_Rain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fool_in_the_Rain)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1735 "2013-03-20T10:21:05Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> If anyone wants a good sugar cookie recipe here you go.
> 
> 8 ounces butter  
> 1 cup sugar  
> 2 eggs  
> 1 teaspoon flavoring(I use almond flavor, but vanilla or lemon are good too)  
> 3 cups flour  
> 1/2 teaspoon baking powder  
> 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
> 
> Cream the butter and eggs together, blend in eggs and flavoring. Mix the flour with the baking powder and soda and mix in with the butter/sugar/eggs.
> 
> Let the dough chill until it has firmed up some. Roll the dough to the desired thickness. I cut fairly thin but slightly thicker still works. Cut into desired shapes and bake in a 350 degree oven until cookies are lightly browning along their edges. Cool and ice. Icing is a mix of powdered sugar, a little flavor(again, I use almond) and enough milk or cream to make a thin glaze. If you put sprinkles on the glazed cookies don’t wait until they are all iced or it will have set. Ice some, sprinkle, lather, rinse repeat.

oooh, these sound really good. I’ll have to make some up this weekend

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1736 "2013-03-20T21:28:13Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> I believe she knew it was hurtful and it was fully intended to cause pain to what she perceived as the morally inferior.

Which is precisely why the lack of the banhammer for the obvious trolling continues to baffle me.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1737 "2013-03-20T23:34:53Z")

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^^^ I’ve seen it said here by one of the moderators of this forum that if one person were to be banned from sharing their beliefs, they would not be the only person to disappear from this forum.  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1738 "2013-03-20T23:48:26Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> If anyone wants a good sugar cookie recipe here you go.
> 
> 8 ounces butter  
> 1 cup sugar  
> 2 eggs  
> 1 teaspoon flavoring(I use almond flavor, but vanilla or lemon are good too)  
> 3 cups flour  
> 1/2 teaspoon baking powder  
> 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
> 
> Cream the butter and eggs together, blend in eggs and flavoring. Mix the flour with the baking powder and soda and mix in with the butter/sugar/eggs.
> 
> Let the dough chill until it has firmed up some. Roll the dough to the desired thickness. I cut fairly thin but slightly thicker still works. Cut into desired shapes and bake in a 350 degree oven until cookies are lightly browning along their edges. Cool and ice. Icing is a mix of powdered sugar, a little flavor(again, I use almond) and enough milk or cream to make a thin glaze. If you put sprinkles on the glazed cookies don’t wait until they are all iced or it will have set. Ice some, sprinkle, lather, rinse repeat.

I’ve done these! Only instead of “flavoring” I used lemon zest from a micro planer. They were a hit.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1739 "2013-03-20T23:49:32Z")

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This chat could easily go the recipe route.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1740 "2013-03-20T23:54:03Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> This chat could easily go the recipe route.

Only if you pussies man up and start putting some killer chocolate chip cookie recipes here!

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