# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 89
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1761 "2013-03-21T14:46:36Z")
I like the turn this thread has taken. **Faithfool** , hit me with your info. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1762 "2013-03-21T14:50:38Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > I will try this recipe, because your posting name is “Baker”. Don’t let me down. I take chocolate chip cookies very seriously. > > Ok, faithfool, let’s have it. I’m as nosy as the next man. It’s ready for you, ma’am. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1763 "2013-03-21T14:56:10Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > I like the turn this thread has taken. **Faithfool** , hit me with your info. Done! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1764 "2013-03-21T14:57:10Z")
And to everyone else… COOKIE RECIPES ARE AWESOME!! 🙂 Good show! ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1765 "2013-03-21T14:58:28Z")
> [@Savannah](#): > > I’ve always had good luck just using the recipe on the back of the chocolate chip bag. Using milk chocolate chips makes my husband a very happy man. Simple happiness is a big glass of milk and warm home-made chocolate chip cookies. > > There’s a variation where you use fresh (soft) jujubes, quartered, instead of chocolate chips, and I like that just fine as well. They get nicely chewy. > > This is why I’m fat. You replace chocolate chips with some nasty fucking jujubes??!!! Jesus fucking christ, what a disappointment to fat people everywhere, you are. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1766 "2013-03-21T15:03:44Z")
The recipe on the back of the chocolate chip bag is the One True Recipe as far as I’m concerned. Do not fuck with greatness. I mean, you can use dark chocolate chips instead of milk chocolate, or those weird mint chocolate chips if you want, but the basic recipe is not to be messed with. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1767 "2013-03-21T15:04:10Z")
**Faithfool** , PM me please. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1768 "2013-03-21T15:06:53Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > **Faithfool** , PM me please. Sent! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1769 "2013-03-21T15:08:51Z")
**Faithfool** , please PM me, as well! ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1770 "2013-03-21T15:12:51Z")
You mean people _eat_ jujubes? I thought they only existed to throw at the screen during a lame-ass movie. Putting them in cookies just… I mean… I… really… I’ll be under my desk sucking my thumb :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1771 "2013-03-21T15:13:08Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > The recipe on the back of the chocolate chip bag is the One True Recipe as far as I’m concerned. Do not fuck with greatness. I mean, you can use dark chocolate chips instead of milk chocolate, or those weird mint chocolate chips if you want, but the basic recipe is not to be messed with. The recipe on the back of the Tollhouse bag is the one ya want. Perfection. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1772 "2013-03-21T15:19:15Z")
> [@nonacetone](#): > > **Faithfool** , please PM me, as well! The check is in the mail! ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1773 "2013-03-21T15:24:42Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > The recipe on the back of the Tollhouse bag is the one ya want. Perfection. It’s _close_ to perfection, but if you want a truely great cookie ya gotta double down on the chips. ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1774 "2013-03-21T15:38:40Z")
Truly, wiser words have never been spoken. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1775 "2013-03-21T15:42:09Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > It’s _close_ to perfection, but if you want a truely great cookie ya gotta double down on the chips. Word. By the way, faithfool, thanks for the PM. It worked perfectly and I have already doubled the money I put down. Good lookin’ out. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1776 "2013-03-21T15:42:38Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > It’s _close_ to perfection, but if you want a truely great cookie ya gotta double down on the chips. I like the way you think **zoid**. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1777 "2013-03-21T15:46:36Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Word. > > By the way, faithfool, thanks for the PM. It worked perfectly and I have already doubled the money I put down. Good lookin’ out. I would like to get in on this awesome making money at home plan you guys have figured out. Pretty please with extra chocolate chips on top? Also, I like the way this chat has turned. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1778 "2013-03-21T15:54:15Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > I like the turn this thread has taken. **Faithfool** , hit me with your info. Do I get to take some of the credit…? 🙂 > [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Maybe she means fracking. > > In that case, I’m glad! Don’t frack no matter what anybody says! > > Well, this whole thing is boring me. Want to share recipes anyone? [Great bread recipe](http://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/classic-sandwich-bread-recipe) > > I’ve been using it a lot, substituting white whole wheat flour for some of the white flour. THanks to URT and Faithfool, of course, and all the other recipe providers for playing along! ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1779 "2013-03-21T16:04:34Z")
I’d like to thank **faithfool** _and_ **IvoryTowerDenizen**. The chips are adding up nicely for me, as well. The bread recipe sounds lovely, and it’s on the menu for this weekend. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1780 "2013-03-21T16:07:13Z")
Forgive me for trolling for pats on the back. Things have decidedly terrible lately and I needed a “good atcha!”. Thanks, nonacetone. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764.md?page=88) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764.md?page=90)