# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/161 "2013-02-19T23:40:29Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > Ha! Guys, this is a top-shelf troll right here. Can we keep it? Please? But but, 5,214 tweets? After pretending to be **JOSH** for that long, Iโ€™ve gotta think anyone would start \*becoming \*her. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/162 "2013-02-19T23:40:36Z")
^^^ Its 5,215 now. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > [@faithfool](#): > > [Snippage of all the bullshit blessings below is mine.] > > Dear Og, thatโ€™s disturbing on more levels than I can count. That poor man. Someday he needs to get a restraining order. > > Holy shit, no doubt. > > No, buttercup, thatโ€™s not what โ€œthe Lordโ€ wants. Itโ€™s what _you_ to have something to masturbate to. > > Finally, something to be thankful for. Praise Allah! > > Precisely. I canโ€™t imagine the vast numbers of souls who have walked away from religion because of nutjobs like this. They do more to hurt their cause than Satan ever could. > > Itโ€™s cathartic, eases boredom and is fun? > > Well, in the realm of getting attention from scared as hell D-list celebrities, than ya, Iโ€™m attentionless. Call me crazy, but I prefer to get attention from my real-life loved ones and not just from a figment of my imagination and a wet dream. > > And just so you know, although Iโ€™m sure youโ€™re too dense to understand, Mr. Otto doesnโ€™t appreciate all the NEGATIVE attention you bring him. Heโ€™s just terrified youโ€™ll boil a bunny in his honor, so he placates the crazy instead of combatting it. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > > Wins the internet. James can get his own restraining order if one is ever needed and if I am ever over the line in any way when I tell others about him, I have told him to let me know. Well so far that hasnโ€™t happened. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ God bless you and him always!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ Holly ---
**Author:** ![YourAdHere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/65b543/32.png) [@YourAdHere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YourAdHere)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/163 "2013-02-19T23:43:19Z")
Holly, itโ€™s me, James. Iโ€™ve seen all the good things you do for me and how these sinners have persecuted you thus. Will you marry me, Holly? God approves, he told me so last night. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/164 "2013-02-19T23:43:23Z")
Also, thanks to everyone for providing the hilarity, be it intentional (Some great lines, my fellow Dopers!) or not ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ :). ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/165 "2013-02-19T23:45:39Z")
So is it James or Jesus that **JOSH** thinks is God? ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/166 "2013-02-19T23:46:14Z")
^^^ Jesus only. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > [@YourAdHere](#): > > Holly, itโ€™s me, James. > Iโ€™ve seen all the good things you do for me and how these sinners have persecuted you thus. > > Will you marry me, Holly? > > God approves, he told me so last night. Thereโ€™s only one way that you can prove to me that you are him. What are the things that I gave to you the last time that I saw you? ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ God bless you always!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ Holly P.S. Only the real James would know what I gave to him. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/167 "2013-02-19T23:48:21Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > P.S. Only the real James would know what I gave to him. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ A rash? ---
**Author:** ![YourAdHere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/65b543/32.png) [@YourAdHere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YourAdHere)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/168 "2013-02-19T23:50:42Z")
The last time I saw you gave me that delightful angel figurine and a pic of us together. You also gave me an ox heart as a symbol of your love. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/169 "2013-02-19T23:53:24Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Huh. I assumed thereโ€™d never been a car in the garage, but no bikes either, huh? What about โ€œgardening toolsโ€? > [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > I am proud to say that I am still a virgin. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ Is than an _actual_ virgin, or, to stay consistent with\*\* kayakerโ€™s \*\* nomenclature, are you just getting the car parked in the dirt lot next door? ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/170 "2013-02-20T00:06:15Z")
^^^ I live in between two other houses. There isnโ€™t a dirt spot around here. I am still a virgin no matter who doesnโ€™t believe me. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > [@YourAdHere](#): > > The last time I saw you gave me that delightful angel figurine and a pic of us together. > > You also gave me an ox heart as a symbol of your love. Wrong. > [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > A rash? Not even close. God bless you three always!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ Holly ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/171 "2013-02-20T00:08:29Z")
So, Iโ€™m sure some of the posters here are dudes, right? **1 Timothy 2:12** But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. > [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > ^^^ I live in between two other houses. There isnโ€™t a dirt spot around here. I am still a virgin no matter who doesnโ€™t believe me. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ Oh darlinโ€™, we believe you. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/172 "2013-02-20T00:10:22Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > Amen to that. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > I sleep alone until I am married. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > > God bless you always!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > > Holly [Nice photo](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=douchebag&hl=en&sa=X&rlz=1C1PRFB_enUS488US488&biw=1680&bih=925&tbm=isch&tbnid=1zYWHdKa-frrSM:&imgrefurl=http://talesfromtheer.com/%3Fp%3D528&docid=H4fvYx-ncJ2e3M&imgurl=http://talesfromtheer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/douchebag1.jpg&w=300&h=300&ei=JBQkUdibJInDigKf4IGIAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=941&vpy=589&dur=86&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=155&ty=144&sig=107730519458142086965&page=1&tbnh=149&tbnw=156&start=0&ndsp=52&ved=1t:429,i:254) of the two of you together. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/173 "2013-02-20T00:10:23Z")
Oh Og, Iโ€™m dying here. Comedy gold! But this is interesting. I did a little more googling around and Iโ€™ve found other sites where good old Holly had been called out and, amazingly, she didnโ€™t quite seem to take things so literal there and was actually a tad snarky. Although she had plenty of other people who also felt she was an insane stalker too, so thereโ€™s that. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ May the force be with you! Be that in your garage or dirt patch. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/174 "2013-02-20T00:10:37Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Nice photo of the two of you together. That is not us. [This](http://groundctrl.s3.amazonaws.com/clients/taylorswift/media/05/15/large.ky4i8p3l332x.jpg) is us. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > [@Little\_Bird](#): > > Oh darlinโ€™, we believe you. Darlinโ€™ is what James called me the last time that I saw him. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ God bless you and him always!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ Holly ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/175 "2013-02-20T00:12:27Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > ^^^ Darlinโ€™ is what James called me the last time that I saw him. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > > God bless you and him always!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > > Holly Did you speak to him? Without your fatherโ€™s permission? Wanton harlot. :mad: :mad: :mad: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/176 "2013-02-20T00:13:38Z")
Holly, Iโ€™m reaching out to you here because I feel like God sent you to help me, to this message board. You see, Iโ€™m gay and I know itโ€™s a sin because the Bible says soโ€ฆ but I really deeply love my boyfriend and would do anything in the world to stay together with him. What should I do? I canโ€™t just stop loving my boyfriend so if I have to stop being with him because when he fucks the shit out of me we are committing sin, I think Iโ€™d probably kill myself from depressionโ€ฆ which as youโ€™ve laid out is also a sin. What should I do? And please donโ€™t tell me to go talk to a pastor or find a church in my areaโ€ฆ Iโ€™ve tried that before with absolutely no success. I know that only YOU have the answer for me! God bless you and James always! :):)๐Ÿ™‚ Drew ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/177 "2013-02-20T00:13:41Z")
Why is it that **James Otto Sweet Heart** seems to understand how to quote another posterโ€™s post when itโ€™s a little ways upthread, but has to resort to pointing upward with carats ("^^^^^") when sheโ€™s replying to the most recent post? Any guesses? ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/178 "2013-02-20T00:21:55Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Why is it that **James Otto Sweet Heart** seems to understand how to quote another posterโ€™s post when itโ€™s a little ways upthread, but has to resort to pointing upward with carats (โ€œ^^^^^โ€) when sheโ€™s replying to the most recent post? Any guesses? God wants it that way :):)๐Ÿ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/179 "2013-02-20T00:22:07Z")
\*\* > [@Kimstu](#): > > Why is it that **James Otto Sweet Heart** seems to understand how to quote another posterโ€™s post when itโ€™s a little ways upthread, but has to resort to pointing upward with carats (โ€œ^^^^^โ€) when sheโ€™s replying to the most recent post? Any guesses? \*\* That had to be done at another forum that I used to go to and so it just stuck. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > [@Little\_Bird](#): > > Did you speak to him? Without your fatherโ€™s permission? Wanton harlot. :mad: :mad: :mad: :rolleyes: I donโ€™t have anything to do with my dad and I am still a virgin until I get married. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ God bless you two always!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ Holly ---
**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/180 "2013-02-20T00:23:41Z")
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