# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1901 "2013-03-26T18:53:04Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> It’s been obvious for pages that you’ve been PMing posters asking them not to post in this thread. How’s that working out for you? If you’ve lost interest in the thread, maybe you could just stop reading it.
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> I saw an opportunity to engage **JOSH** and draw her into another area of the message board, possibly to become a more varied participant here. I took it. Turns out she’s not interested. Oh, well.

Obviously, it had worked out swimmingly with the 99.9% of people who wished to help me. And since I’ve now sent you separate communications to explain myself (IE: using the only available options to me) and you choose only to discuss this here, I suppose I have nothing else to offer. And therefore, I really am done here, even if specifically addressed. If anyone wants to say anything to me about any of this, please send me a PM. I keep them confidential, even if they are glaringly obvious.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1902 "2013-03-26T19:03:53Z")

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> [@faithfool](#):
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> This will be my last post to this thread. And only say that it was a polite _request_, in private.

What was a polite request? Your starting this chat in the first place? I don’t think so. Whether you admit it or not, you were challenging me by getting this chat going and when you saw that I **wasn’t** going to walk away from you, you did what anyone in your position would do and that is **try** to back down. Well here is what you obviously did not know before starting this chat, backing down won’t be an option when dealing with those who accept the challenge that you decide to throw at them.  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly  
P.S. Oh and this really not being your last message in this chat does not surprise me either.

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a6a055/32.png) [@Tequila\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Party)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1903 "2013-03-26T19:27:44Z")

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I’m not religious. Did Jesus also follow James Otto around?

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1904 "2013-03-26T19:29:44Z")

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^^^ Sure! Whether you or anyone else here believes it or not, the Lord is with everyone whether they want him to be there or not. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you and James always!!!  
Holly  
P.S. There is nothing that the Lord does **not** hear or see. 🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a6a055/32.png) [@Tequila\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Party)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1905 "2013-03-26T19:31:58Z")

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Oh, and I freaking love cookies. The chewier the better. ������

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1906 "2013-03-26T19:55:51Z")

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> [@faithfool](#):
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> Obviously, it had worked out swimmingly with the 99.9% of people who wished to help me. And since I’ve now sent you separate communications to explain myself (IE: using the only available options to me) and you choose only to discuss this here, I suppose I have nothing else to offer. And therefore, I really am done here, even if specifically addressed. If anyone wants to say anything to me about any of this, please send me a PM. I keep them confidential, even if they are glaringly obvious.

well, since I can post now I guess, I have to say it was sort of worth it to watch her squirm when it really looked when she wouldn’t be getting any more attention.

> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> His favorite are chocolate chip cookies. Go [here](http://www.gactv.com/gac/pac_ctnt/text/0,,GAC_26058_100822,00.html) to see him tell all about it. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
> God bless you and James always!!!  
> Holly  
> P.S. I’ve heard it said that if you see a turtle sitting up on a fence post, it had help getting up there and that right there is what I feel like thanks to all of you who have helped make this chat named after me as long as it is, 37 and still counting. 🙂 🙂 🙂

> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> ^^^ Thank you for your help in keep this chat named after me going. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
> God bless you always!!!  
> Holly

After that, even her last headlong picador run can’t motivate me. I only hear plaintiff sobs.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1907 "2013-03-26T20:04:23Z")

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The problem is, delta, she made those posts because she knew faithfool was irked by it. She wasn’t squirming, she was trolling.

Wanna see a troll squirm? Let the thread run its natural course without any posts from the only person the troll really wants trollcakes from…the OP who pitted her.

Every PM mention and cookie thread shout out was troll kibble sweeter than any cookie recipe we could conjure.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1908 "2013-03-26T20:12:02Z")

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^^^ Like I said a real troll would say anything in a chat whether it has anything to do with the subject of the chat or not, like all this talk about cookies for example.  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1909 "2013-03-26T20:15:10Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> The problem is, delta, she made those posts because she knew faithfool was irked by it. She wasn’t squirming, she was trolling.
> 
> Wanna see a troll squirm? Let the thread run its natural course without any posts from the only person the troll really wants trollcakes from…the OP who pitted her.
> 
> Every PM mention and cookie thread shout out was troll kibble sweeter than any cookie recipe we could conjure.

At first that you were bumming me out like, big time. But then I realized something. If that’s true, then it’s obviously not human. It’s a spambot and has to be banned.

Win-win! 😃

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1910 "2013-03-26T20:24:19Z")

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Ahhh, **ΔΣ** my sweet, I’ve been calling it the Blessbot from the very start.

And I’m got a craving for nilla wafers.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1911 "2013-03-26T21:15:09Z")

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This is not cookies, but a favorite family candy recipe. It’s been in the family for at least four generations.

**Boston Cream**

3 cups sugar(600 g)  
1 cup white syrup(235 ml)  
1 cup heavy cream(235 ml)  
1 cup chopped black walnuts  
1 teaspoon vanilla(5 ml)

In a heavy pan boil sugar, srup, and cream to for a soft ball in cold water. Take from fire: beat lond and hard until mixture is an off white in color and almost set. Stir in nuts and vanilla and spread in buttered pan. Allow to cool completely and cut into small squares.

This is very sweet, so don’t make the pieces too big. You can use other nuts, but we have never used anything but black walnuts. If you have a sturdy mixer with a paddle that can be used to beat the candy. Grandma used to tell me that before electricity the women would snag the guy with the sturdiest arm to do the tiresome chore of beating the candy.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1912 "2013-03-27T01:50:57Z")

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> [@Tequila\_Party](#):
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> Oh, and I freaking love cookies. The chewier the better. ��

For chewier cookies, you generally want to use more brown sugar to white sugar, and higher-gluten bread flour. I usually just use regular AP flour for cookies, but I use a lot more brown sugar in place of white sugar when I want them to be chewy.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1913 "2013-03-27T02:05:50Z")

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I’ve always wondered, why is Boston cream pie called a _pie_, when it’s actually a cake?

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1914 "2013-03-27T02:16:24Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> For chewier cookies, you generally want to use more brown sugar to white sugar, and higher-gluten bread flour. I usually just use regular AP flour for cookies, but I use a lot more brown sugar in place of white sugar when I want them to be chewy.

This link is to an episode of _Good Eats_, with Alton Brown. It’s about making chocolate chip cookies, and how different kinds of fats, or sugars, or leavening, changes cookies. I love Alton Brown, and this one is my favorite, plus you really learn stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/5MYuXRaW0B0?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1915 "2013-03-27T04:33:19Z")

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I don’t know how things have been for the rest of y’all here concerning the weather, but for the past two days in my area, its been nothing but snow and its almost April!

If any of y’all are in that very situation too, go [**here**](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0VQnY5SotA) to check out the video that James made for his song named “A Groovy Little Summer Song”. 🙂 🙂 🙂

God bless you and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a6a055/32.png) [@Tequila\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Party)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1916 "2013-03-27T04:45:37Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> For chewier cookies, you generally want to use more brown sugar to white sugar, and higher-gluten bread flour. I usually just use regular AP flour for cookies, but I use a lot more brown sugar in place of white sugar when I want them to be chewy.

Why thank you kindly for the tip! I always wondered about that…I heard it was using more or less eggs that made the difference.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1917 "2013-03-27T04:49:37Z")

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Go [**here**](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q0OAe_Y5d4) for the video that was made for another good summer oriented song from James named “These Are The Good Ole Days”. 🙂 🙂 🙂

God bless you and him always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Author:** ![Clockwork\_Jackal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@Clockwork\_Jackal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clockwork_Jackal)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1918 "2013-03-27T06:49:38Z")

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> [@faithfool](#):
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> As the OP of this thread, I’m once more asking for the saner members of this board (read: anyone but the pittee) to let this one go. Listen, guys, there’s only one important thing to take away from all this (besides the comprehensive list that **Gyrate** was kind enough to supply)…
> 
> Since her goal is to SERVE THE LORD above all else!!!, once you note that she completely disregards her own holy book’s guidelines on how to behave (“I won’t forgive anyone unless they forgive me first!?” – What. The. Hell??), then there’s nothing else to accomplish here. If even God can’t penetrate that thick skull, the one she gives the ultimate authority in her life, there’s no way in hell that Teh Evul Dopers would stand a chance.
> 
> So, please, please, pretty please, instead of another thirty pages of “I know I am, but what are you!?”, can we let her idiocy only be contained to a post here or there that’s easily ignored? Versus giving her attention and that inane ability to believe that somehow, if you squench your face up right, that a particular jab out of 2,000 posts is a compliment and therefore we all support her actions.
> 
> Just let it die and know that the better men _always_ walk away first. My .02¢.

I would just like to point out, that the more time she spends posting in this thread, the less time she spends posting _elsewhere_!

Keep that in mind. 🙂

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1919 "2013-03-27T07:38:31Z")

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^^^ If that were **really** true, you would **not** find me in the other **138** chats that I have gotten in on at this forum. 🙂 🙂 🙂  
God bless you always!!!  
Holly

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**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/1920 "2013-03-27T11:08:53Z")

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What happened to the weather, it’s gotten really cold in the last couple of days. WE even have snow in March – in Ireland.

Something’s not right.

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