# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/243 "2013-02-20T02:56:54Z")

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> [@Rachellelogram](#):
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> When god says he loves me, does that mean he’s IN love with me? Need answer fast!
> 
> He was referring to your vigorous masturbation session.

No, God loves us as children because that is what we are to him and I have never laid a hand on anyone in such a way and vice versa. If someone were to touch me like that, they would be in jail so fast, they would get whip lash.

God bless you and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

P.S. YAY!!! James is getting played on CMT Live radio right now!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

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