# James Randi Owes Me $1,000,000 & Czarcasm Closed My Thread Without Reason **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 2, 2004, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246 "2004-01-02T07:25:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/101 "2004-01-02T20:19:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Question \* > \*\* now you can visual the timecube. \*\* Quit, you guys! You’re giving him ideas!! ---
**Author:** ![Question](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ecc23a/32.png) [@Question](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Question)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/102 "2004-01-02T20:19:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*They _tried_ to build 'em wit thew points on the bottom, but they kept tipping over. \*\* we have understanding of the totality of the 2nd dimension. the pyramids were built upon our minds, shaped by the hands of consciousness to form a point, just as you would shape clay with your physical hands. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/103 "2004-01-02T20:21:23Z")
Now, see, all along I thought the pyramids were built on sand. Silly me. ---
**Author:** ![Futile\_Gesture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@Futile\_Gesture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Futile_Gesture)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/104 "2004-01-02T20:22:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Smeghead \* > \*\*Help! My waveform has collapsed, and I can’t get up! \*\* _Snort_! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/105 "2004-01-02T20:25:52Z")
Aw, heck, I can’t even get a laugh outta this schmendrick . . . ---
**Author:** ![Question](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ecc23a/32.png) [@Question](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Question)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/106 "2004-01-02T20:32:19Z")
well, you guys have been fun… i need to recharge … ---
**Author:** ![Question](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ecc23a/32.png) [@Question](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Question)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/107 "2004-01-02T20:35:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*Aw, heck, I can’t even get a laugh outta this schmendrick . . . \*\* what’s wrong? tired? you should rest, you will have more energy to contemplate the truth. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/108 "2004-01-02T20:40:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Question \* > \*\*well, you guys have been fun… i need to recharge … \*\* I think this post pretty much speaks itself. \ I’m out. ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/109 "2004-01-02T20:44:09Z")
Be careful not to rip your pillowslip, you backwards-pointing pink unicorn, you. ---
**Author:** ![Question](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ecc23a/32.png) [@Question](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Question)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/110 "2004-01-02T20:44:36Z")
one more things for the scientists … antioxidant are quantum particles that destroy living cells. if you have any understanding biology and physics you cannot deny that what i say is true. ---
**Author:** ![Question](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ecc23a/32.png) [@Question](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Question)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/111 "2004-01-02T20:45:54Z")
i’m sorry, antioxidants protect the physical body from the harmful effect of quantum particles … ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/112 "2004-01-02T20:46:04Z")
Question, I have a new mantra for you: doyouwantfrieswiththat , doyouwantfrieswiththat , doyouwantfrieswiththat. I think that the above mantra will aid you in your future endeavors. Glad I could help unclviny ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/113 "2004-01-02T20:48:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Question \* > \*\*one more things for the scientists … > > antioxidant are quantum particles that destroy living cells. if you have any understanding biology and physics you cannot deny that what i say is true. \*\* Anyone with any understanding of basic English grammar can deny that what you say is true. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/114 "2004-01-02T20:52:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Question \* > \*\*i’m sorry, antioxidants protect the physical body from the harmful effect of quantum particles … \*\* See, here’s your problem. You’re getting “quantum particles” mixed up with free radicals. An understandable mistake. ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/115 "2004-01-02T21:02:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carrot \* > \*\*See, here’s your problem. You’re getting “quantum particles” mixed up with free radicals. An understandable mistake. \*\* Yes, a very dangerous cocktail, to be sure! This is why you should always check to see how many points your bartender’s head has… and never leave home without an extra tank of antioxidants. ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/116 "2004-01-02T21:05:43Z")
**Question** , don’t make me flog the hamsters to find out what you are pitting. I had to click two links to find out what you could have summarized in the OP. **Summary:** After laborious research, and annoying loading times, I’ve concluded that **Question** thinks tripping makes one profound. It doesn’t. The giant swirling energy paisleys only take you so far down the path of enlightenment. Crawling on all fours with covering over the windows is one possible outcome. I’d suggest reading a book. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/117 "2004-01-02T21:10:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Question \* > \*\*well, you guys have been fun… i need to recharge … \*\* How do you do that? By plugging your wave form generator into the point on the back of your head? ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/118 "2004-01-02T21:14:40Z")
I see **Question** hasn`t filled in his/her/its LOCATION in his/her/its profile. I hope that our paths don`t cross if he/she/it decides to be driving under the influence. I have a rather large SUV and I would hate to get all of his/her/its Quantum Energy all over the grill of my truck. ---
**Author:** ![eli\_the\_fanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ccd318/32.png) [@eli\_the\_fanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eli_the_fanatic)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/119 "2004-01-02T21:20:04Z")
\>well, you guys have been fun… i need to recharge … Why do you need to recharge if you are made of energy? ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246/120 "2004-01-02T21:22:48Z")
You know, I hope when I die I don’t discover that life was just one big joke. Because I just don’t get it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-randi-owes-me-1-000-000-czarcasm-closed-my-thread-without-reason/222246.md?page=7)