# JamieMcGarry - Wheel yourself on down here

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 25, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050 "2011-08-25T16:11:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/541 "2011-09-02T04:38:12Z")

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Just digging away at that hole, at least you’re good at shoveling. These look more dangerous than I’d imagined. Wow.

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/542 "2011-09-02T04:51:16Z")

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This video does not make the argument that you think it makes.

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**Author:** ![Zulema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/db5fbb/32.png) [@Zulema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zulema)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/543 "2011-09-02T05:25:54Z")

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Way more dangerous than I had imagined also.

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**Author:** ![Feyrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/fbc32d/32.png) [@Feyrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feyrat)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/544 "2011-09-02T05:35:53Z")

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_facepalm_ Seriously, Jamie? What did you honestly think that was going to accomplish? Lordy.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/545 "2011-09-02T06:39:44Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Oooh, good find! “Hey, I’m getting my ass-handed to me, wanna come and help me out here?”
> 
> Oh **jamie** , you so crazy!

That was nothing more than a bullshit, “I’m frustrated” fb-status update…“Anyone wanna join a message board? I could really use some moral support.” It’s not like if I actually wanted people that I’m friends with to join I’d just broadcast a status update to every “fb friend” out there; I’d contact them privately. It’s not as if most of my “fb friends” know me any better than most of you all here anyway.

But I’m glad I"m being checked up on, Hurpa.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/546 "2011-09-02T06:47:54Z")

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> [@Lionne](#):
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> I thought you were done posting about this?  
> [post]14202354[/post]

The only reason I posted a video (and continued posting _anything_ on the subject) was because I wanted people to have a clear idea of what has been being discussed. So much has been speculated, I thought seeing actual footage of the exercise would be clarifying for some (regardless of how one might feel).

Just a couple of notes: This here is done at Genesys Athletic Club, not HHFC; so there are a few differences. For one, I am significantly higher up here at Genesys than I was at HHFC; this is why I am lifted back to the ground instead of just dropping myself. At HHFC, when I am fully extended hanging by my arms, I’m only a few inches above the ground, making dropping myself safe and easy.

I didn’t expect minds to be changed. I simply wanted minds to be formed using the right information.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/547 "2011-09-02T07:03:27Z")

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> [@jamiemcgarry](#):
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> That was nothing more than a bullshit, “I’m frustrated” fb-status update…“Anyone wanna join a message board? I could really use some moral support.”

These two don’t mesh.

And let’s face it, the only reason why your FB friends agree with you is because they’re your friends or because they’re not hearing the whole story.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/548 "2011-09-02T07:04:43Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> These two don’t mesh.
> 
> And let’s face it, the only reason why your FB friends agree with you is because they’re your friends or because they’re not hearing the whole story.

What doesnt mesh?? Go back and look at the fucking post HurpaDurpa.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/549 "2011-09-02T07:11:40Z")

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> [@treis](#):
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> That’s because you’re a fucking moron. [Here](http://www.amazon.com/Body-Solid-NB56-Nylon-Dipping/dp/B0015YSTE4/ref=sr_1_3?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1314914050&sr=1-3) is a weight belt, and what does it say in the description?
> 
> The people that are using the equipment are using it for its intended function.
> 
> The problem with the wheel chair isn’t the weight, its the landing. You’re dropping 3-4 feet and if you lean too far back you are going to crack your skull. I can’t believe you don’t see this.

I’ll push your ridiculous hostility aside for a sec and say aren’t you making a fairly big assumption here? An assumption that anyone whom I was referring to earlier in reference to strapping 45lb plate weights to their waist was _indeed_ using a similar nylon weight belt to the one you are shoving in my face here?

Dickweed. And again, at HHFC I was only dropping a few inches to the ground, not 3-4 feet. Under no circumstances have I ever dropped myself from a height of 3-4 feet.

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**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/550 "2011-09-02T07:13:18Z")

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It looks insanely dangerous - I am surprised the new gym allows it - I wouldn’t.

Even if your wheels were only “a few inches” from the ground, it is also dangerous.

Although I do kinda suspect your definition of “a few inches” is going to be closer to 20" than 2"

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/551 "2011-09-02T07:15:28Z")

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> [@jamiemcgarry](#):
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> That was nothing more than a bullshit, “I’m frustrated” fb-status update…“Anyone wanna join a message board? I could really use some moral support.” It’s not like if I actually wanted people that I’m friends with to join I’d just broadcast a status update to every “fb friend” out there; I’d contact them privately. It’s not as if most of my “fb friends” know me any better than most of you all here anyway.
> 
> But I’m glad I"m being checked up on, Hurpa.

Not only has someone “checked up on” you, they’ve now given you an opportunity, which you took, to show that you’re not only a jackass, but also a liar. The post you made on Facebook is pretty clear.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/552 "2011-09-02T07:15:32Z")

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> [@jamiemcgarry](#):
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> What doesnt mesh??

That you said it was just a bullshit frustration post right before telling us that it was in fact a call to action.

Jamie: Anyone feel like joining a message board? I could really use some moral back up… ☹  
Jamie: [After someone asks why he bothers to argue with “idiots.”] I dont know…A strong desire to set them straight  
Jamie: So I expect you to join. Replies to this thread imply agreement to join said message board. The name of it is The Straight Dope Message Board.  
Jamie: [After someone asks if he’s getting picked on.] Holy shit yes  
Worse than ever  
I had to ask for one thread to be closed and **I stopped reading or participating in my “bbq pit” thread**. Its full of HATE ☹

Bolding mine.

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**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/553 "2011-09-02T07:38:00Z")

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> [@jamiemcgarry](#):
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> That was nothing more than a bullshit, “I’m frustrated” fb-status update…“Anyone wanna join a message board? I could really use some moral support.”

Right. If it was just a random frustrated Facebook post why would you carefully spell out the name of the message board to make sure your little friends came to the right place?

I do like how you describe yourself as being ‘picked on’. Like there was just no way you could have avoided people confronting you on your passive aggressive bullshit that you have made eleventy billion threads about.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/554 "2011-09-02T07:38:06Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> That you said it was just a bullshit frustration post right before telling us that it was in fact a call to action.
> 
> Jamie: Anyone feel like joining a message board? I could really use some moral back up… ☹  
> Jamie: [After someone asks why he bothers to argue with “idiots.”] I dont know…A strong desire to set them straight  
> Jamie: So I expect you to join. Replies to this thread imply agreement to join said message board. The name of it is The Straight Dope Message Board.  
> Jamie: [After someone asks if he’s getting picked on.] Holy shit yes  
> Worse than ever  
> I had to ask for one thread to be closed and **I stopped reading or participating in my “bbq pit” thread**. Its full of HATE ☹
> 
> Bolding mine.

I don’t need to explain my private life in the first place but this is so stupid. “Replies to this thread imply agreement to join said message board” is fucking SARCASM. :rolleyes: And that shit you bolded at the end is from a convo from another member who became my fb friend after I joined SDMB.

Who knew this place grew so many dickweeds?? Get the fucking Raid. :mad:

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/555 "2011-09-02T07:43:19Z")

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More from Jamie:

> [@Jamie](#):
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> A girl whom I asked not to illegally park in handicap parking last wk at PlanetFitness had her mom call up to the gym and say I was “inappropriately hitting on her daughter” :-(wtf?!

Here he tells some tales about Dopers:

> [@Jamie](#):
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> Just as a way to guage the public’s feelings towards my stories, I joined a message board and started a thread about the inequities facing wheelchair users when flying on airplanes. OMG. It was SO disheartening. The ensuing thread was very long and very abrasive towards me. 99.9% of the ppl taking part in it saw me as nothing more than a “whining, entitled crybaby who really needed to just suck it up”
> 
> Handicap restroom stalls also got brought into the discussion (not by me, surprisingly) and it astounded me just how pervasive the feeling of entitlement ppl have to using that stall simply for it’s convenience.
> 
> [After one of his friends tells him that he should, in fact, suck it up. LOL]
> 
> In what instances?
> 
> Its not about making my life easier.
> 
> Or those with disabitlites’ lives easier.
> 
> So do you mean settle for second class status?
> 
> Is that what you mean by “adapt”?
> 
> [All of those about a minute apart.]
> 
> For example, numerous ppl said I was being unfair when I said able-bodied ppl should reserve use of the handicap-accessible stalls for times when all other stalls are occupied. That stall is still an option for you (the able-bodied), just a last-resort option.
> 
> [After TL;DR response from same friend.]
> 
> I dont see how anyone can argue with this. It boils down to basic fairness. **Only use the stall if it is a NECESSITY to you. Do you disagree with this? Most ppl on the message board did.** They said I shouldn’t ask ppl to “inconvenience” themselves by not choosing the convenience of the handicap stall on the “OFF CHANCE” that someone who truly needs it will come by.
> 
> [Bolding mine.]
> 
> I have no problem waiting. Just if it’s waiting borne out of necessity.
> 
> And I have many others who privately contact me (other wheelchair users) who strongly encourage me to continue this advocacy. So I know I am following the right path.

And, just because I think it’s funny…

> [@Jamie](#):
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> I’m mulling over the idea of “unfriending” anyone who forwards these viral statuses of the nature of "I know 97% of you wont but 3% will. Lets see who really cares about\_\_\_\_(insert whatever “slacktivist” issue you want) and pastes this as their status. AHHHHH! WTF are the point of these?? Other than to annoy? They accomplish NOTHING. Go out and DO something if you care about an issue.
> 
> [A few posts up…]
> 
> In a sad commentary on the intelligence of the common FB user, many moronic statements and memes are propagated by those unwilling or unable to conjure an original thought or concept worth sharing. Only 1 in 5 of all users are intelligent enough to contribute actual intelligent dialogue and only 5% of those will repost this to show support of this critical issue. Help us in our mission by reposting this across the internet to raise awareness of individualism and expression on the Internet!

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/556 "2011-09-02T07:46:11Z")

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> [@jamiemcgarry](#):
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> “Replies to this thread imply agreement to join said message board” is fucking SARCASM.

Yeah, right, that’s why you spelled out “The Straight Dope Message Board.” If your pals happened to join so they could meatpuppet for you, well, how could you have foreseen that! You were just being sarcastic!

> [@Jamie](#):
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> And that shit you bolded at the end is from a convo from another member who became my fb friend after I joined SDMB.

Relevance? You were telling them all that you’d stopped posting in the BBQ Pit thread. And here you are!

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/557 "2011-09-02T07:46:31Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> More from Jamie:  
> Here he tells some tales about Dopers:  
> And, just because I think it’s funny…

If you’re implying anything untoward, I told the original posters of those “viral statuses” that I was stealing their posts. Go look _ **that** _ up.:rolleyes: You’re cherry picking.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/558 "2011-09-02T07:48:41Z")

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> [@jamiemcgarry](#):
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> If you’re implying anything untoward, I told the original posters of those “viral statuses” that I was stealing their posts. Go look _ **that** _ up.:rolleyes: You’re cherry picking.

Out of all of that you focused on the “post this if you agree!” part? Really? Who’s cherry-picking again?

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/559 "2011-09-02T07:51:41Z")

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Seriously dude, this is bordering on weird. Why are you all up in my shit? You are plucking things and pasting them and trying to make me look as bad as you can. But it’s not true. I wouldn’t be surprised if you have pictures of me cut out and glued all over your bedroom wall, fuckin’ ass bag. Do what you want, I’m tired I’m going to bed.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/560 "2011-09-02T07:53:39Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> Out of all of that you focused on the “post this if you agree!” part? Really? Who’s cherry-picking again?

I meant the posters here on SDMB.

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