# JamieMcGarry - Wheel yourself on down here

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 25, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050 "2011-08-25T16:11:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/581 "2011-09-02T15:34:50Z")

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In case anyone wanted to see the Facebook post being discussed, I’ve posted a screencap. I’ve also blacked out the names of Jamie’s “friends” (even he claims that they’re not really his friends).

Edited: Pic link is having issues… also lots of pop-ups. Will repost shortly.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/582 "2011-09-02T15:38:42Z")

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Ok, here is [the screencap again](http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/31/jmcg1.jpg/). This time on ImageShack which I believe should avoid the nasty pop-ups of my last attempt.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/583 "2011-09-02T15:52:45Z")

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> [@jamiemcgarry](#):
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> Below is a link to a short video of me performing a set of my wheelchair-pullups. If you notice a rightward sway as my set progresses, it is due to me being stronger on my right side. This is because of all the scar tissue I have on the left side of my upper back from surgery.

Cool video! Which one is you?

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**Author:** ![Bambro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Bambro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambro)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/584 "2011-09-02T15:58:54Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Cool video! Which one is you?

Holy Fuck! Everyone at work now wants to know what is so damn funny. I sure hope you’re a woman, because otherwise this will be my first man-crush. Your posts always crack me the fuck up.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/585 "2011-09-02T16:04:30Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Cool video! Which one is you?

OMG, I just spewed water across my monitor.

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/586 "2011-09-02T16:23:15Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Cool video! Which one is you?

I \<heart\> you.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/587 "2011-09-02T16:27:26Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Cool video! Which one is you?

The one that looks like Darius Rucker. You can tell because he looks like his head is going to explode because of all the rules being broken: Gym policy, wheelchair manual, insurance codes…hell, I’ll bet the velcro he used says it’s not rated for doing that.

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**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/588 "2011-09-02T16:40:19Z")

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> [@bengangmo](#):
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> Why does the name Stoid keep popping into my head?
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> She’s single right? Do you think we should introduce the two of them? There seems to be a lot of similarities in personalities - but I wonder how their home life would be…

Yess!! I thought the same god damn thing. Just think about how perfect they are for each other. Filing frivolous lawsuits until they’re old and grey, being right about everything together, and crusading against “ignorance” until they die of old age.

I call movie rights.

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**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/589 "2011-09-02T16:49:57Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> It’s looking pretty undignified all around, actually, which is a feat for a Pit thread.

My first thought.

> [@Zsofia](#):
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> I know, I’m not proud of myself but I can’t stop reading.

Second thought.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/590 "2011-09-02T16:56:52Z")

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> [@treis](#):
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> I call movie rights.

Starring “Dougy Houser” and Britney Spears I hope.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/591 "2011-09-02T17:16:12Z")

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And a young Dustin Hoffman.

Hey, I’m wheelin here, I’m fuckin’ wheelin’!

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/592 "2011-09-02T17:20:53Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> And a young Dustin Hoffman.
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> Hey, I’m wheelin here, I’m fuckin’ wheelin’!

What, you didn’t go for the obvious one. Mr civil rights\*…The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan.

\*After Arlo of course.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/593 "2011-09-02T17:23:15Z")

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You know, this thread has gotten down right mean, and I keep waiting (hoping?) for **Jamie** to come in here and post something that will make me feel bad for him.

Sadly, every post he makes causes a new round of eyerolls and I just back out again.

It’s like a car crash, this one is…

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/594 "2011-09-02T17:24:39Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Cool video! Which one is you?

My cat is now looking at me like I’m a giggling lunatic. Because I am.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/595 "2011-09-02T17:25:21Z")

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> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#):
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> You know, this thread has gotten down right mean, and I keep waiting (hoping?) for **Jamie** to come in here and post something that will make me feel bad for him.
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> Sadly, every post he makes causes a new round of eyerolls and I just back out again.
> 
> It’s like a car crash, this one is…

I feel the same way. I am not really a mean person and making fun of people in wheelchairs is pretty horrid. But he is just begging for more every time he posts.-

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/596 "2011-09-02T17:49:49Z")

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… in a wheelchair.

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**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/597 "2011-09-02T17:52:39Z")

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> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#):
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> I feel the same way. I am not really a mean person and making fun of people in wheelchairs is pretty horrid.

We don’t discriminate against the handicapped here.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/598 "2011-09-02T18:01:40Z")

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> [@treis](#):
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> We don’t discriminate against the handicapped here.

Yep, you are right. A douche is a douche, no matter how they get around.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/599 "2011-09-02T18:12:41Z")

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> [@Vinyl Turnip](#):
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> Cool video! Which one is you?

Pardon me while I wet myself laughing.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/600 "2011-09-02T19:04:27Z")

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> [@treis](#):
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> we don’t discriminate against the handicapped here.

excuse me but the proper term is disabled. Kthx.

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