# JamieMcGarry - Wheel yourself on down here

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 25, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050 "2011-08-25T16:11:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/601 "2011-09-02T19:08:21Z")

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> [@lindsaybluth](#):
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> excuse me but the proper term is disabled.

in a wheelchair

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/602 "2011-09-02T19:14:58Z")

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> [@Meyer6](#):
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> Right. If it was just a random frustrated Facebook post why would you carefully spell out the name of the message board to make sure your little friends came to the right place?
> 
> I do like how you describe yourself as being ‘picked on’. Like there was just no way you could have avoided people confronting you on your passive aggressive bullshit that you have made eleventy billion threads about.

You illiterate moron, someone _ **else** _ described me as being “picked on”. I never described myself that way.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/603 "2011-09-02T19:18:16Z")

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> [@jamiemcgarry](#):
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> You illiterate moron, someone _ **else** _ described me as being “picked on”. I never described myself that way.

You have every right to feel picked on. You are being picked on. However, that’s what the pit is for. As you already know…

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/604 "2011-09-02T19:18:18Z")

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> [@jamiemcgarry](#):
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> You illiterate moron, someone _ **else** _ described me as being “picked on”. I never described myself that way.

“Illiterate moron”? Your response to that person was: “Holy shit yes”.

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**Author:** ![markm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@markm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markm)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/605 "2011-09-02T19:19:18Z")

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> [@jamiemcgarry](#):
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> You illiterate moron, someone _ **else** _ described me as being “picked on”. I never described myself that way.

“Are you still getting picked on, Jamie?”  
“Holy shit yes, worse than ever.”

You may not have said you were in those exact words, but you did ascribe to yourself the state of being picked on through agreement with her question.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/606 "2011-09-02T19:22:02Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> So is this like adding “in bed” to the end of fortune cookies.
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> “you will rise to new a greater heights” … in a wheelchair.

May I direct your attention to post 478? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/607 "2011-09-02T19:33:11Z")

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> [@lindsaybluth](#):
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> excuse me but the proper term is disabled. Kthx.

Is there really any point to correcting people like this? “Handicapped” isn’t even a pejorative or disparaging in any way, like some words that have gone through the [euphemism treadmill](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphemism#Disability_and_handicap).

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/608 "2011-09-02T19:34:51Z")

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And it’s “handi-capable” anyway.

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**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/609 "2011-09-02T19:41:03Z")

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> [@ladyfoxfyre](#):
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> And it’s “handi-capable” anyway.

Eww! I hope that was a whoosh. That’s even worse than “differently able”.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/610 "2011-09-02T20:07:42Z")

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😉

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/611 "2011-09-02T20:09:31Z")

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> [@ladyfoxfyre](#):
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> And it’s “handi-capable” anyway.

I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive!

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/612 "2011-09-02T20:09:34Z")

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You probably won’t believe me, but no, I’m not the one who posted on your facebook. I only have one account, and that’s not it. (I’m not about to risk my account starting another one)

BTW, if you think this is “Holy shit yes, worse than ever,” you need to search some Pit threads past. I’d say this is pretty tame.

> [@Feyrat](#):
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> I hate to say it, because it is pretty cool that you’re able to do that (I sure can’t! Not even regular pullups!) but I totally agree with this. That looks way too dangerous at the height you’re at. Holy cow. I can’t blame the gym even a little for forbidding this!

For real. Even if he managed to land safely, there’s a chance the wheels could probably slip back, I would imagine, and land him on his head. Plus the chair itself swinging around like that could hit someone in the head.  
(The guy on the left looks like, “Uh, maybe this isn’t such a hot idea.”)

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/613 "2011-09-02T20:18:53Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive!

I LOL’ed

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/614 "2011-09-02T20:21:13Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive!

[Here’s what I think about that.](http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/citizen_cane.gif)

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/615 "2011-09-02T20:23:14Z")

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> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#):
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> I LOL’ed

Why are you _laughing_!? The man has a _disease_!!!

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/616 "2011-09-02T20:24:12Z")

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> [@ladyfoxfyre](#):
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> Why are you _laughing_!? The man has a _disease_!!!

He can sue me.

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/617 "2011-09-02T20:33:11Z")

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> [@lindsaybluth](#):
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> excuse me but the proper term is disabled. Kthx.

> [@Acsenray](#):
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> Is there really any point to correcting people like this? “Handicapped” isn’t even a pejorative or disparaging in any way, like some words that have gone through the [euphemism treadmill](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphemism#Disability_and_handicap).

> [@ladyfoxfyre](#):
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> And it’s “handi-capable” anyway.

I’ve always said that if I ever had any sort of physical problem, be it from illness, accident, or whatever, I would insist on being referred to as crippled. Just to piss people off.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/618 "2011-09-02T20:33:45Z")

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> [@ladyfoxfyre](#):
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> And it’s “handi-capable” anyway.

Rhymer Rules prohibit me from assaulting women, and thus this post forced me to go out and slap a completely innocent Hungarian. I hope you’re happy.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/619 "2011-09-02T20:36:29Z")

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> [@LurkMeister](#):
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> I’ve always said that if I ever had any sort of physical problem, be it from illness, accident, or whatever, I would insist on being referred to as crippled. Just to piss people off.

“Hey, Lurk, what’s going on with your face, did you have a bad reaction to some shellfish or something?”

“I got stung by a bee…and I prefer to be called crippled dammit.”

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**Author:** ![Feyrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/fbc32d/32.png) [@Feyrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feyrat)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/620 "2011-09-02T20:37:08Z")

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> [@LurkMeister](#):
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> I’ve always said that if I ever had any sort of physical problem, be it from illness, accident, or whatever, I would insist on being referred to as crippled. Just to piss people off.

That’s how my dad does it. He’s got a wooden leg and sometimes I have to remember when I go out in public that other people don’t like to hear it called “the crip spot.”

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