# JamieMcGarry - Wheel yourself on down here **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 25, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050 "2011-08-25T16:11:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/661 "2011-09-03T21:38:13Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Earworm also :mad: > > There can be only one solution: class action suit against [Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes!](http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/lu3.shtml) Thankfully I’ve got music playing. (Digital cable music stations). (Does an earworm count as a disability you can sue for?) ---
**Author:** ![Fiveroptic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiveroptic/32/8257_2.png) [@Fiveroptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveroptic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/662 "2011-09-04T05:59:54Z")
This thread has become stupid. It started as a legitimate pitting and turned into schoolyard bullshit. I’m embarrassed for all of you. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/663 "2011-09-04T06:03:35Z")
So now who is the bully, Fiveroptic? YOU! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/664 "2011-09-04T13:35:29Z")
> [@Fiveroptic](#): > > This thread has become stupid. It started as a legitimate pitting and turned into schoolyard bullshit. I’m embarrassed for all of you. You’ve inspired me. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/665 "2011-09-04T13:40:25Z")
> [@Fiveroptic](#): > > This thread has become stupid. It started as a legitimate pitting and turned into schoolyard bullshit. I’m embarrassed for all of you. Hey now, it went strong for well over 400 posts. Not bad. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveroptic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiveroptic/32/8257_2.png) [@Fiveroptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveroptic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/666 "2011-09-04T13:49:45Z")
What time did I write that? 2AM? Wow, that was pretty coherent. I need some Motrin. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/667 "2011-09-04T13:55:08Z")
> [@eclectic\_wench](#): > > I laughed so hard I woke up the kid. Can anyone tell me whether I should sue Vinyl Turnip, Jamiemcgarry, or the gym? This didn’t strike me as all that funny. For the first 10 seconds. Now I can’t stop laughing, which is difficult to do with a sleeping person just down the hall. I love the dope. ---
**Author:** ![skittles567](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@skittles567](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skittles567)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/668 "2011-09-05T04:18:57Z")
Why would he use his full real name on an Internet message board? You’d think he would come up with something like HotWheelz to protect his anonymity. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/669 "2011-09-05T05:26:28Z")
Do a search on McGarry’s posts. You’ll find a, shall we say, rather interest take on those of us who don’t post using our real names. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/670 "2011-09-05T05:41:31Z")
> [@skittles567](#): > > Why would he use his full real name on an Internet message board? You’d think he would come up with something like HotWheelz to protect his anonymity. I used my real name because I joined this board (in part) to discuss issues which involved the use of my name in news and online articles. I was saving people the brain work. By the way, who are you if I may ask? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/671 "2011-09-05T05:42:45Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Do a search on McGarry’s posts. You’ll find a, shall we say, rather interest take on those of us who don’t post using our real names. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/672 "2011-09-05T05:52:12Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/673 "2011-09-05T06:32:25Z")
Two things that jump out to me right now: [ol][li]I misspelled the word _interesting_ in Post #669.[/li]A question: What’s the record number of times in one thread that someone has stated they will leave the thread yet they still return to post in that same thread?[/ol] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/674 "2011-09-05T06:32:58Z")
> [@jamiemcgarry](#): > > By the way, who are you if I may ask? I’m a guy who posts from his laptop while sitting in his easy chair. Do you want me to be more specific? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/675 "2011-09-05T06:47:02Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > I’m a guy who posts from his laptop while sitting in his easy chair. Do you want me to be more specific? Hmm, strange you would respond to a question that was specifically asked to someone else. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/676 "2011-09-05T07:01:35Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > I’m a guy who posts from his laptop while sitting in his easy chair. Do you want me to be more specific? You’re a dude? Woah. I learned something this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/677 "2011-09-05T07:12:59Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Do a search on McGarry’s posts… Awww…do I _gotta_? Cantcha do it for me? The first 30 or so are funny, then they make my brain go all, “owwwwwie. ouch. owwww.” ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/678 "2011-09-05T08:08:57Z")
> [@skittles567](#): > > Why would he use his full real name on an Internet message board? You’d think he would come up with something like HotWheelz to protect his anonymity. So we can all find him and friend him on Facebook, of course! What’s not to love about the easy going, light-hearted, carefree Jamie? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/679 "2011-09-05T09:03:29Z")
> [@jamiemcgarry](#): > > Hmm, strange you would respond to a question that was specifically asked to someone else. We’re all one, **Jamie**. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/680 "2011-09-06T00:52:19Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Do a search on McGarry’s posts. You’ll find a, shall we say, rather interest take on those of us who don’t post using our real names. He has over 1000 posts – could you link to said post, or just tell us what he said? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050.md?page=35)