# JamieMcGarry - Wheel yourself on down here **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 25, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050 "2011-08-25T16:11:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/681 "2011-09-06T01:40:53Z")
I think he’s referring to the fact that **jamie** has called people “cowardly pussies” (that’s either a direct quote or a slight paraphrase) for not using their real names as their screen names. He thinks it enables us to hide behind them so we can say whatever we want to. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/682 "2011-09-06T02:52:01Z")
> [@DooWahDiddy](#): > > I think he’s referring to the fact that **jamie** has called people “cowardly pussies” (that’s either a direct quote or a slight paraphrase) for not using their real names as their screen names. He thinks it enables us to hide behind them so we can say whatever we want to. Weird. That’s exactly what my wife, Morgan Fairchild, said. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/683 "2011-09-06T02:58:53Z")
[QUOTE= DooWahDiddy] I think he’s referring to the fact that jamie has called people “cowardly pussies” (that’s either a direct quote or a slight paraphrase) for not using their real names as their screen names. He thinks it enables us to hide behind them so we can say whatever we want to. [/QUOTE] You ARE a bunch of cowardly pussies. I’m a famous movie star, kids love me, and I’m not afraid to use my own name. What’s YOUR problem? What are YOU afraid of? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/684 "2011-09-06T03:00:31Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Weird. That’s exactly what my wife, Morgan Fairchild, said. That’s not her [real name](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Fairchild). 😃 [spoiler]From Wiki. > [@](#): > > Morgan Fairchild (born Patsy Ann McClenny February 3, 1950) is an American actress. [/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/685 "2011-09-06T03:11:43Z")
> [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](#): > > You ARE a bunch of cowardly pussies. I’m a famous movie star, kids love me, and I’m not afraid to use my own name. What’s YOUR problem? What are YOU afraid of? Hey man, I’m just walking down the street. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/686 "2011-09-06T03:19:37Z")
Doo ron ron. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/687 "2011-09-06T05:34:16Z")
> [@DooWahDiddy](#): > > I think he’s referring to the fact that **jamie** has called people “cowardly pussies” (that’s either a direct quote or a slight paraphrase) for not using their real names as their screen names. He thinks it enables us to hide behind them so we can say whatever we want to. I don’t recall ever posting such things in ANY forum on the board. If I’m wrong, I’d like to be shown the post(s). I could be wrong, but I don’t think so. I’m just saying, I’m tired of being accused of saying or posting something but never being shown evidence of such offenses. It’s almost a trend. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/688 "2011-09-06T08:51:38Z")
I tried to Google search “jamiemcgarry pussy” and all I got were questions about investing in vagina futures. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/689 "2011-09-06T11:43:37Z")
I’d like to say that I googled “vagina futures” and all I got was this thread, but that is so not the case. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/690 "2011-09-06T12:50:25Z")
Personally, I think people who use their real names but not proper spacing or capitalization are pussies. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/691 "2011-09-06T13:36:17Z")
> [@DooWahDiddy](#): > > I think he’s referring to the fact that **jamie** has called people “cowardly pussies” (that’s either a direct quote or a slight paraphrase) for not using their real names as their screen names. He thinks it enables us to hide behind them so we can say whatever we want to. On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog, but everybody knows you’re an asshole! ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/692 "2011-09-06T13:54:16Z")
> [@hermette](#): > > So we can all find him and friend him on Facebook, of course! What’s not to love about the easy going, light-hearted, carefree Jamie? But then after we friend him on Facebook, he’ll ask us to join the SD to help back him up, and then we’ll friend him on Facebook, and then he’ll ask us to join the SD, and… now my brain hurts. ---
**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/693 "2011-09-06T14:22:57Z")
> [@skittles567](#): > > You’d think he would come up with something like HotWheelz to protect his anonymity. **TooHotToTrot69** ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/694 "2011-09-06T14:56:07Z")
This thread is the King of Irony, I hereby declare. Let’s see, where to start? There is the whole Jamie suing thing, being all butthurt because nobody was caring enough about his form letter response, to stupid lawsuit. He’s too narrow minded to even read what it effectively says, it takes dozens of posts, and people spelling it out for him, before he gets that it doesn’t say what he thought it did. Blinded by his own ‘rightness’. Then there’s his justification, legalities, blah, blah. When it’s pointed out to him he’s actually reading the law wrong, and the gym is in no way obligated, he back pedals to basically saying, well, their mission statement says they want to provide for everyone. (Next week he’ll sue Red Bull because he can’t fly.) He’s upset that they won’t let him do his style of exercise, on equipment not intended for use as he is using it. That they are just protecting themselves from litigious assholes, never sets off his irony sensor, because, of course, he is the litigious asshole. And the exact type of person they need to protect themselves from. He self identifies as an ‘aggressive asshole’, (and we all know that really means he’s actually much worse.) Yet here he is, again, butthurt because people are being too ‘aggressively’ opposed to his world view. And being kind of ‘assholish’ towards him. Still his irony sensor never goes off. Spends his waking hours push, push, pushing at the world, and cries like a baby when he gets a little push back. The irony, it drips. Topped off, of course, with a healthy dose of, “You are all too aggressive and a bunch of assholes and I’m done here!”, only to return. Rinse and repeat. And again. It seems irony, on top of irony, iced with irony. It is to giggle. What’s not to love? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/695 "2011-09-06T15:13:12Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > Then there’s his justification, legalities, blah, blah. When it’s pointed out to him he’s actually reading the law wrong, and the gym is in no way obligated, he back pedals to basically saying, well, their mission statement says they want to provide for everyone. (Next week he’ll sue Red Bull because he can’t fly.) Red Bull never claimed it could make you fly, it said it would give you wiings…whatever those are. ::Googles “Define Wiings”:: Oddly, urban dictionary comes back with Those that are given to you for drinking the beverage known as Red Bull. Huh, that’s kinda circular. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/696 "2011-09-06T15:21:22Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Red Bull never claimed it could make you fly, it said it would give you wiings…whatever those are. > > ::Googles “Define Wiings”:: Oddly, urban dictionary comes back with Those that are given to you for drinking the beverage known as Red Bull. Huh, that’s kinda circular. And Red Bull doesn’t give you red wings. You can also learn about that on urban dictionary. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/697 "2011-09-06T18:08:19Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > I’d like to say that I googled “vagina futures” and all I got was this thread, but that is so not the case. Probably got a memorable "did you mean… " suggestion from Google though, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/698 "2011-09-10T06:16:50Z")
Having now read through most of Jamie’s threads, all I can think of is… Eric Cartman in a wheelchair. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/699 "2011-09-10T06:59:19Z")
> [@Fiveroptic](#): > > This thread has become stupid. It started as a legitimate pitting and turned into schoolyard bullshit. I’m embarrassed for all of you. Really? How is ‘pitting’ an irrelevant guy on an internet message board **not** schoolyard already? ---
**Author:** ![Fiveroptic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiveroptic/32/8257_2.png) [@Fiveroptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveroptic)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/700 "2011-09-10T13:38:14Z")
You know…that’s a really good point. Carry on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050.md?page=36)