# JamieMcGarry - Wheel yourself on down here **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 25, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050 "2011-08-25T16:11:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/781 "2011-09-23T02:21:30Z")
> [@jamiemcgarry](#): > > And how would I do that? Levitate over the floor? šŸ˜• > [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Edit: @ Sam, heā€™s said before in the thread about airplane aisle wheelchairs that he would take dragging himself on the floor if necessary. I wouldnā€™t want to put my hands all over a public restroom floor either, but if I were experiencing something that can be described as an emergency, Iā€™d begrudgingly do so rather than return to the table and risk voiding my bowels at the table. > [@Zsofia](#): > > Especially considering thatā€™s what he wants the flight attendants to allow him to do to get to the plane restroom. I was going to say the same thing. He said that his upper body strength was superior to any mortal manā€™s, yet he could not crawl to the commode or lower himself to the floor and let it loose? Iā€™m thinking the airlines have got the right idea. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/782 "2011-09-23T02:30:59Z")
> [@SciFiSam](#): > > Why not stick to the proper snipes, like the restaurant choice, not something which is related to his disability? Chez MegaFiber was a bad choice. Just sayin. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/783 "2011-09-23T14:39:49Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Chez MegaFiber was a bad choice. > > Just sayin. Yeah, and the Metamucil pancakes, Ex-Lax chip muffin and extra-large Miralax were definitely a :dubious: choice ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/784 "2011-09-23T15:03:22Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Yeah, and the Metamucil pancakes, Ex-Lax chip muffin and extra-large Miralax were definitely a :dubious: choice Also, stopping at Burger King for a quick snack on the way to pick up his date was probably a bad idea. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/785 "2012-02-14T07:41:03Z")
Jamie, when youā€™re in a hole, [stop digging](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14772002&postcount=156). This is not the appropriate thread to derail by sulking and making it all about \*you \*and how attacked \*you \*feel, and what \*you \*meant. Offer condolences, shut up, and quit while youā€™re behind. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/786 "2012-02-14T08:08:13Z")
N/M ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/787 "2012-02-14T08:11:37Z")
Because I saw him being an arse in the linked thread, but it wasnā€™t a big enough deal to start a new Pit thread about. And I certainly wasnā€™t going to say anything in Frankā€™s thread and continue the derail. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/788 "2012-02-14T08:32:43Z")
I said nevermind, damnit! :o ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/789 "2012-02-14T08:41:46Z")
nm. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/790 "2012-02-14T08:47:13Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > I said nevermind, damnit! :o Ah, hadnā€™t seen the edit. Dammit, I was so proud of having been junior modded by you too šŸ˜‰ (in retrospect, I think there might have been a more recent pit thread about him I could have used to gripe in, but I have such fond memories of this one!) ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/791 "2012-02-14T18:31:09Z")
> [@hermette](#): > > Jamie, when youā€™re in a hole, [stop digging](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14772002&postcount=156). > > This is not the appropriate thread to derail by sulking and making it all about \*you \*and how attacked \*you \*feel, and what \*you \*meant. Offer condolences, shut up, and quit while youā€™re behind. Are you fucking kidding me?! Sulking? Making it about me?! What the fuck are you talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/792 "2012-02-14T18:33:34Z")
> [@hermette](#): > > Because I saw him being an arse in the linked thread, but it wasnā€™t a big enough deal to start a new Pit thread about. And I certainly wasnā€™t going to say anything in Frankā€™s thread and continue the derail. I was an ass in Frankā€™s thread because I was confused as to why he was upset with me?? I wrote _one sentence_ expressing my confusion and I made it very clear that I was very sorry if I inadvertantly upset him any further. I canā€™t believe you people. ---
**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/793 "2012-02-14T18:40:39Z")
I canā€™t believe I am saying this, but I donā€™t believe that Jamie meant any harm. I think what he said was a variation of the sheā€™s at peace now and wonā€™t suffer any more sentiment, not that Frankā€™s family should prefer this outcome. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/794 "2012-02-14T19:03:05Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > I wrote _one sentence_ expressing my confusion and I made it very clear that I was very sorry if I inadvertantly upset him any further. I accept that. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/795 "2012-02-14T19:21:15Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > I was an ass in Frankā€™s thread because I was confused as to why he was upset with me?? I wrote _one sentence_ expressing my confusion and I made it very clear that I was very sorry if I inadvertantly upset him any further. I canā€™t believe you people. Jesus Christ, youā€™re an ass. You made one stupid and tone deaf attempt at condolence that although probably well meaning, shows that you have the social skills and tact of an untrained baboon with a brain tumor. Thatā€™s why you always get in confrontations, both here and in real life. But that isnā€™t really what **Hermette** is taking you to task for. You didnā€™t post just ā€œ_one sentence_ā€, dumbass. You posted four separate times. The first about how itā€™s good that **Frankā€™s** sisters death is preventing her from doing drugs, and then three more defending it. Fucking Hell, shut the fuck up! ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/796 "2012-02-14T20:01:40Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > Jesus Christ, youā€™re an ass. You made one stupid and tone deaf attempt at condolence that although probably well meaning, shows that you have the social skills and tact of an untrained baboon with a brain tumor. Thatā€™s why you always get in confrontations, both here and in real life. > > But that isnā€™t really what **Hermette** is taking you to task for. You didnā€™t post just ā€œ_one sentence_ā€, dumbass. You posted four separate times. The first about how itā€™s good that **Frankā€™s** sisters death is preventing her from doing drugs, and then three more defending it. Fucking Hell, shut the fuck up! Fuck off douchebag ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/797 "2012-02-14T20:02:29Z")
It seems that the subject of this thread suffers from the same affliction as my youngest son- _does not know when to shutupedness_. I have warned my son of the possible effects of this disease- primarily, causing someone in his future to become so enraged, that he gets his ass kicked, possibly several someones, several times. \*\* Ambivalid\*\*, there is help out there for this terrible condition- please ask your doctor if STFU is right for you. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/798 "2012-02-14T20:04:51Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > I accept that. Thank you. Youā€™re very much welcome. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/799 "2012-02-14T20:09:13Z")
Wait. People can change their names? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050/800 "2012-02-14T20:12:28Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > It seems that the subject of this thread suffers from the same affliction as my youngest son- _does not know when to shutupedness_. I have warned my son of the possible effects of this disease- primarily, causing someone in his future to become so enraged, that he gets his ass kicked, possibly several someones, several times. \*\* Ambivalid\*\*, there is help out there for this terrible condition- please ask your doctor if STFU is right for you. Iā€™d like you to please point out the post(s) of mine in Frankā€™s thread that you find so objectionable. Please. Thatā€™s all I ask. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jamiemcgarry-wheel-yourself-on-down-here/594050.md?page=41)