# Jan \> Pam \> Karen \> Angela \> Kelly \> Phyllis \> Meredith From Behind? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 19, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682 "2007-05-19T02:40:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/1 "2007-05-19T02:40:34Z")
IMHO, after the boob job, am I wrong? And maybe Meredith should get extra credit for being cool with the whole, ahem, “from behind” thing? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/2 "2007-05-19T02:47:09Z")
You’ve got it about right, but on the other hand, something tells me Angela might be a stealth freak in the bedroom. ETA Actually, I’d put Karen ahead of Pam. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/3 "2007-05-19T02:57:27Z")
So Jan’s new boobs make up for her craziness? Men. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/4 "2007-05-19T02:59:12Z")
[QUOTE=AuntiePam] So Jan’s new boobs make up for her craziness? Men. 😉 [/QUOTE] Was she acting crazy? I didn’t notice. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/5 "2007-05-19T03:02:08Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] ETA Actually, I’d put Karen ahead of Pam. [/QUOTE] I’m comfortable with that, was a bit of a tossup for me, metaphysically making it with both Quincy and Peggy has a certain appeal… ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/6 "2007-05-19T03:43:10Z")
Am I the only one that has no idea whatsoever what this thread is about? I just opened it because the title sounded intriguing. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/7 "2007-05-19T03:51:00Z")
[QUOTE=InvisibleWombat] Am I the only one that has no idea whatsoever what this thread is about? I just opened it because the title sounded intriguing. [/QUOTE] The OP is ranking the women of _The Office_. If you haven’t seen the show it won’t make any sense. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/8 "2007-05-19T04:05:35Z")
Yeah, Karen ahead of Pam. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/9 "2007-05-19T04:06:18Z")
Jan is still not even in the same league as Pam and Karen. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/10 "2007-05-19T04:13:55Z")
Jan is smoking hot, even before the boobs. She has the best legs I’ve seen on TV since Wonder Woman. Karen fugly. Anglea cute. Pam cute. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/11 "2007-05-19T05:03:16Z")
[QUOTE=Stinkpalm] Jan is smoking hot, even before the boobs. She has the best legs I’ve seen on TV since Wonder Woman. [/QUOTE] As I’ve pointed out before: [http://www.melora.com](http://www.melora.com) . (Let’s be safe and say Not Work-Safe.) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/12 "2007-05-19T05:22:46Z")
IMO: Pam\>Jan\>Karen\>Angela\>Kelly\>Phyllis\>Meredith From Behind ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/13 "2007-05-19T05:28:48Z")
Lou, that link is far TOO work safe! I’m a vote for Jan. Legs up to ye, kinky, VERY pretty, and of a respectable age for an old fart like me’s trophy wife. What’s not to like? Assuming the boob job is fake for the show’s sake. I’m with Creed on that one. OTOH, Meredith may be past her prime, looks-wise, but a guy gets to an age where fun and easy trumps hot, slutty, but inaccessible because she’s tied herself to a dork like Michael. I think that age is eighteen but it should come earlier. That realization would prevent many teen suicides. ---
**Author:** ![Arien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arien)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/14 "2007-05-19T16:43:43Z")
Huh, now I’m trying to rank the men of the Office and it’s really tough. Let’s see. Jim \> Jan’s assistant? He’s been seen twice and he was cute. \> Roy \> Ryan \> Toby \> Darryl \> Oscar \> Michael \> Dwight \> Andy \> Stanley \> Kevin \> Creed Well, I think we could all agree that Creed is dead last. Well, maybe tied with Todd Packer. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/15 "2007-05-19T17:10:18Z")
[QUOTE=Arien] Huh, now I’m trying to rank the men of the Office and it’s really tough. Let’s see. Jim \> Jan’s assistant? He’s been seen twice and he was cute. \> Roy \> Ryan \> Toby \> Darryl \> Oscar \> Michael \> Dwight \> Andy \> Stanley \> Kevin \> Creed Well, I think we could all agree that Creed is dead last. Well, maybe tied with Todd Packer. [/QUOTE] If we’re going on looks alone I’d rank them: Roy\>Darryl\>Oscar\>Jim\>Toby\>Ryan\>Michael\>Andy\>Creed\>Dwight\>Stanley\>Kevin IMO, Creed looks good, it’s just his creepiness that makes him unappealing. As for the women I’d rank Pam way above Karen, but maybe that’s a personality thing. Pam could be really hot if she ever had cause to dress up, not sure if that would ever happen on the show though. And Jan is def. in the top three. Angela would come in fourth, Kelly fifth, and the rest, well, they’re so blah it doesn’t really matter. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/16 "2007-05-19T17:21:41Z")
My Rankings: Pam \> Angela \> Jan \> Kelly \> Karen \> Meredith \> Phyllis My Wife’s Rankings: Jim \> Ryan \> Darryl \> Hunter (Jan’s assistant) \> Roy \> Oscar \> Andy \> Toby \> Creed \> Michael \> Stanley \> Dwight \> Kevin ---
**Author:** ![guppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7feea3/32.png) [@guppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guppy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/17 "2007-05-19T17:23:03Z")
“You know what? Why don’t you take the rest of the day, figure it out, and then come back, and tell me what you got.” Btw, Karen is first on my list. ---
**Author:** ![neorxnawange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f4b2a3/32.png) [@neorxnawange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neorxnawange)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/18 "2007-05-19T18:23:56Z")
Pam \> \> \> \> Angela \> Karen \> Kelly \> Jan \> Phyllis \> Meredith Jan went way down on the list as of late - the boob job and the insanity made her plummet. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/19 "2007-05-19T22:17:59Z")
Pam, Pam, Pam, bacon eggs and Pam. I prefer to think of it as Pam\>Monk’s dead wife Trudy\>Karen\>and the rest. On the other hand, as they say, bend 'em over and they all look like sisters. Now where’s that running away and hiding smilie? ---
**Author:** ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/20 "2007-05-20T01:57:33Z")
[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian] On the other hand, as they say, bend 'em over and they all look like sisters. [/QUOTE] Forsooth good sire, hence my extra credit for Meredith’s openmindedness (sp?). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682.md?page=2)