# Jan \> Pam \> Karen \> Angela \> Kelly \> Phyllis \> Meredith From Behind? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 19, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682 "2007-05-19T02:40:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/21 "2007-05-20T02:08:27Z")
Pam is #1. And for some unexplainable reason, I am going to put Kelly #2. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/22 "2007-05-20T02:44:07Z")
The girls: Karen \> Pam \> Kelly \> Jan \> Angela \> Phyllis \> Meredith The guys: Toby \> Jim \> Ryan \> Michael \> Dwight \> Andy/Drew \> Oscar \> Darryl \> Roy \> Stanley \> Creed \> Kevin An unusual choice for first place, but I think Toby’s such a sweet guy that it adds lots of points, plus he’s pretty good looking for his age - I’d totally date him if I were 15 years older (and he weren’t fictional ;)). I don’t remember what Hunter looks like well enough to rate him, but I’m sure he’d go somewhere in the top 3. I do think Rainn Wilson was kind of cute on _Six Feet Under_, but the haircut/glasses/scowling/weirdness of Dwight really knocks him down several points. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/23 "2007-05-20T06:02:35Z")
[QUOTE=dropzone] Assuming the boob job is fake for the show’s sake. I’m with Creed on that one. [/QUOTE] Err, count me out. “Swing low, sweet chariot.” Double eww. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/24 "2007-05-20T06:06:12Z")
[QUOTE=guppyBtw, Karen is first on my list.[/QUOTE] Because she’s “exotic”. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/25 "2007-05-20T06:17:02Z")
Why are people putting Kelly so far down the list? Granted, Pam is awesome, and Jan and Karen are both lookers, but _Angela_? How could anyone rank Angela above Kelly in anything other than “most likely to disapprove of stuff”? ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/26 "2007-05-20T11:35:55Z")
Going solely on looks (and not personality): Michael (he’s actually a very good looking man) Jim Oscar Toby Roy Darryl Andy/Drew Creed Ryan Dwight Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration Stanley Kevin ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/27 "2007-05-20T20:24:40Z")
[QUOTE=Frostillicus] Pam is #1. And for some unexplainable reason, I am going to put Kelly #2. [/QUOTE] You’re not alone. I can’t explain it either. Pam\>Kelly\>Karen\>Jan\>Meredith\>Angela\>Phyllis ---
**Author:** ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/28 "2007-05-20T20:30:21Z")
I can live with Kelly #2, and frankly I would pay unimaginable amounts of money to hook up with her and Meredith at the same time, for the pageantry associated with the strapon. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682/29 "2007-05-21T05:27:20Z")
Since I can’t decide between Karen and Pam, I would have to rank them as tied for first, which would (in my universe) qualify them for a “Cuckoorex Threeway”. I would include Jan for a fourway, but I suspect that she would require full, undivided attention. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-pam-karen-angela-kelly-phyllis-meredith-from-behind/404682.md?page=1)