# Janice Rand's hair

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janice-rands-hair/814009>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 11, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janice-rands-hair/814009 "2018-05-11T20:14:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janice-rands-hair/814009/61 "2018-05-13T01:57:09Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Have you been without female companionship for some time? :dubious:

Yeah, can’t find a hot bald woman that’s interested in an old geez like me.

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**Author:** ![zbuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zbuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zbuzz)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janice-rands-hair/814009/62 "2018-05-13T02:24:56Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> The picture is of _Hubert_ Farnsworth. Philo is his (and Rand’s, presumably) ancestor, who invented the television camera circa 1927.

Either way, [they come from France](https://www.tellwut.com/uploads/media/image/4025e1477496150o7988.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janice-rands-hair/814009/63 "2018-05-13T02:26:07Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> That’s debatable, as the only scene where this was established was cut. It also doesn’t help because Romulans in those centuries also had the shorter hair. It just adds in that female Romulan Commander (unnamed in canon) to the mix.
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> What does allow me to fanwank it is that she was apparently studying Human responses, trying to understand them. That might allow her to adopt Human hair standards.

Well, also, her hairstyles were limited by Starfleet regulation.

[The regulations were pretty lax, I admit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRYlPifDUBg)

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**Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janice-rands-hair/814009/64 "2018-05-13T02:28:39Z")

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> [@River\_Hippie](#):
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> Yeah, can’t find a hot bald woman that’s interested in an old geez like me.

Well, you are a sexually immature species.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janice-rands-hair/814009/65 "2018-05-13T02:31:50Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> …We see her combing it in Kirk’s quarters after it got mussed… somehow or other. :dubious: 😃

Golly, I wonder how.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janice-rands-hair/814009/66 "2018-05-13T02:40:37Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Well, also, her hairstyles were limited by Starfleet regulation.
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> [The regulations were pretty lax, I admit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRYlPifDUBg)

Holy asteroids, was she hot! :o

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janice-rands-hair/814009/67 "2018-05-13T02:43:05Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Golly, I wonder how.

Something to do with Kirk’s boots. 😃

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**Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janice-rands-hair/814009/68 "2018-05-13T02:47:04Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> \*The Motion Picture \*ignored the quote above and designed new uniforms that looked _exactly_ like long underwear.

More like pajamas, I’d say. The ultimate in shirtsleeve-environment garb.

Worst of all were the marching band uniforms in the subsequent movies. Yeccch! :mad:

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**Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janice-rands-hair/814009/69 "2018-05-13T02:49:34Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> For instance, I recall Deela from “Wink of an Eye” having a beehiveesque bun in her long hair. We see her combing it in Kirk’s quarters …

While Kirk was pulling on his boots.

I thought of Deela for this thread. The bun is a little odd, but I don’t think her hair would look absurdly out-of-place then, or now.

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**Author:** ![Jim\_s\_Son](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@Jim\_s\_Son](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jim_s_Son)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janice-rands-hair/814009/70 "2018-05-13T10:37:31Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> The moon has a population by that point. It’s very possible Mars does, too.

In the TOS episode “Court Martial” attorney Samuel Cogley (Elisha Cook Jr) mentions the “Fundamental Declarations of the Martian Colonies”.

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**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janice-rands-hair/814009/71 "2018-05-13T11:20:19Z")

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Thanks to this thread, I’m now picturing the TOS crew with Hunger Games District 1 like hairdos.

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