# JanL-the One Trick Pony to End all One Trick Ponies! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 15, 2002, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655 "2002-04-15T01:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![The\_Red\_Menace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@The\_Red\_Menace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Red_Menace)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655/21 "2002-04-16T01:51:04Z")
Jesus, Barking Spider, what kind of prick are you? Revenge is dish best eaten cold and complete fuckheads like you are best punched in the fucking face. That’s not revenge you went for, that’s a petty and excessively mean-spirited insult, and you’re out of fucking line, Pit or no Pit. Christ, what a sorry excuse for a human being you are. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655/22 "2002-04-16T01:55:59Z")
Agreed. Fuck you, Barking Spider. _Fuck_ you. Clusterfuck you. Skullfuck you. _UN_-fuck you! ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Spider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Barking\_Spider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Spider)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655/23 "2002-04-16T01:56:32Z")
Guinastasia, if you dont put people down just to make yourself feel better, why did you start this pit thread? BTW, I, the Barking Spider, have never started a pit thread. And the only reason I responded to this one is because Guinastastia attacked JanL for work he has done. ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655/24 "2002-04-16T01:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Barking Spider \* > \*\*Revenge is a dish best eaten cold. \*\* Really, I thought living well was the best revenge? And last I checked, being a racist, reviled wad of syphilitic rectal tissue didn’t pass for living well. ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655/25 "2002-04-16T01:59:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Barking Spider \* > \*\*Well, at least JanL has the talent to write a book and have his own web site, and he’s not some loser working at K-Mart for minimum wage, at least until the store closes because of bankrupty. > \*\* Al Sharpton and Michael Moore both have books and websites… ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Spider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Barking\_Spider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Spider)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655/26 "2002-04-16T01:59:48Z")
Hey Minty Green, please point to one “racist” post I have made where I said that one race was superior to another. Mmmm? Cmmmmon! Point it out! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Red\_Menace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@The\_Red\_Menace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Red_Menace)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655/27 "2002-04-16T02:06:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Barking Spider \* > \*\*Guinastasia, if you dont put people down just to make yourself feel better, why did you start this pit thread? \*\* Hey bitch-whore! There’s a pretty fucking big difference between making an insult and digging out every possible bit of information about a person when you don’t like something they said. Even in the pit, rules of basic human decency apply. Guinistasia has time and time again proven herself to be a smart, funny, and all around good person, and you think it’s appropriate to so smugly and ammorally belittle her like that? Well, that’s bullshit, and you’re fucking full of it. > [@](#): > > \*\*BTW, I, the Barking Spider, have never started a pit thread. \*\* No, you’re like Pig Pen. You carry that pit stench around with you everywhere you go. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655/28 "2002-04-16T02:52:41Z")
Revenge BS, revenge? You would think in those terms, wouldn’t you? Well, as Minty already pointed out, self-publishing shitty little books on hollow earth delusions and racist rants only a step away from the Turner Diaries – I imagine you are aware of this work, aren’t you? – is hardly an accomplishment. Well, I suppose that badly educated little bigot who hasn’t a clue about finances, nor history nor sciences would feel otherwise. Were I of the unkind sort I might go further and mention gems of stupidity you’ve posted, questions of obvious ignorance or perhaps belittle your past such as it is, but I do respect other posters with similar pasts who are not drooling bigots. As for your racist posts, well your cowardice in regards to what emerges from the fetid swamp of your belief system has tried to disguise that. But a reader with an ordinary, nay even a sub-ordinary grasp of the English language can follow your line of argument in say, Racism Is Bunk thread. Having a longer memory, I would say that the so motivated will be able to root around in the board to find further examples without too much trouble. But rather than hijack this, I suggest a new forum: Barking Spider, A Smirking But Moronic Little Drooling Bigot [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=109774](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=109774) (An aside: I second el Kabong’s post on Zim. I have had similar impressions in re the vast majority of white Zims I have met. Including a ‘liberally’ minded woman who referred to her elderly black servant as her girl. To her face. It stank of 1950s Georgia at its worst, and this was sadly typical.) ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655/29 "2002-04-16T03:09:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Barking Spider \* > \*\*Hey Minty Green, please point to one “racist” post I have made where I said that one race was superior to another. Mmmm? > > Cmmmmon! > > Point it out! \*\* Okeley dokeley, you bigoted piece of shit. And for the record, nearly every one of the following quotes is Barking Spider’s _entire_ post, so I’m not ripping a goddamned thing out of context. He also rarely bothers to follow up on his shit when his rectum explodes onto his keyboard, so don’t think I’m being deceptive there either. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=109450&perpage=50&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=109450&perpage=50&pagenumber=2) > [@](#): > > Just to play devils advocate, how did the Whites “oppress” the Blacks? Did they give them a lower standard of living than they had before? > [@](#): > > Why did so many Blacks immigrate into South Africa then, under White rule, if the White government was just going to oppress them? Just curious. > [@](#): > > I really don’t have an agenda beyond alerting the people as the racism committed by African Blacks against African Whites. > > But I do have one solid debate question, which JanLs rant could not provide: > > Are Blacks in Africa better off because Whites came to the continent? > > Now chew on that awhile. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=108164](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=108164) > [@](#): > > At my cursory glance of the site, it seems that all it does is document the atrocities and racism committed against White Africans by Black Africans. > [@](#): > > And then, after reading a bit more of the site, the author seems to be railing against the Marxist leaders of Rhodesia/Zimbabwe, not against anyones particular race. (I humbly submit that if you can’t see the palpable, explicit racism on janl’s site, you are a complete fucking racist. Or completely fucking moronic. Take your pick.) > [@](#): > > Hey Janl, don’t fly off the handle. You seem like a pretty reasonable guy to me. :rolleyes: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=106226](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=106226) > [@](#): > > I keep hearing about “Jim Crow” laws. > > How many states, outside of the Democrat controlled South, had “Jim Crow” laws? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=107892](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=107892) > [@](#): > > Well, if racial groups such as La Raza and the NAACP are allowed to influence policy, I suppose the KKK has the same right. A racist comparison if ever there was one, IMHO. Your OP, [“What race were the ancient Egyptians?”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=107606) > [@](#): > > In a lot of Hollywood movies, ancient Egyptians are portrayed as White. Also, some White racialist websites claim that the ancient Egyptians were White. > > However, in some Black music videos, the ancient Egyptians are portrayed by Blacks. And I’ve also heard that some Black historians make the claim that the ancient Egyptians were Black. > > Or could they have been Semitic looking, with regular middle Eastern type features? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=106603](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=106603) > [@](#): > > Ssshhhh… You’re not supposed to notice that different races break certain laws at different rates! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=104890&perpage=50&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=104890&perpage=50&pagenumber=2) > [@](#): > > You know what “hate crime” laws are about? > > They are about Big Brother saying " I DONT LIKE WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, BUD!!! From [“Africa Sucks!”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=103884): > [@](#): > > Did _[racist, white-run]_ Rhodesia have these problems? Yet you’re quick to defend [white sensitivities](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=103556): > [@](#): > > I don’t think it’s a proper analogy to compare the 2 team names, Fighting Reds, and Fighting Whities. > > I’m not sure if “Reds” is a derogatory name for Indians( I could well be wrong), however, I do know that “Whitey” is a derogatory word for Whites. [On loud Latino music](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102300): > [@](#): > > Is’nt multiculturalism wonderful! > > By the way, when I’m sitting in traffic, and some idiot pulls next to me with his radio blasting, I like to lay on my horn until we pull apart. It drives my wife crazy when I do that. She thinks someones gonna put a cap in my ass someday. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101688](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101688) > [@](#): > > So, do Jews attempt to assimilate into the countries where they are a minority? Or do they refuse to assimilate? > > I’ve always wondered, since I’ve heard that Jews consider themselves a race of their own. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655/30 "2002-04-16T03:17:54Z")
Minty could I trouble you to add this to the BS specific thread? and might I add in [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=108393](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=108393) > [@](#): > > Reply to BS, spake Stankow > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally posted by Barking Spider > > Just a nitpic, but isn’t “wetback” a slur just for illegal latino aliens in the US, not for latinos in general? > > \*I think it’s a slur against illegal Latino aliens in the same way that “nigger” is a slur against lazy black people, not all black people. \* Stankow cogently gets to the root of our cowardly bigot’s dissembling. ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655/31 "2002-04-16T03:38:34Z")
On its way, **Col**. This thread may now return to its original roast of the other bigot. ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Spider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Barking\_Spider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Spider)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655/32 "2002-04-16T03:43:04Z")
Minty, what part of my posts are racists, please? ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655/33 "2002-04-16T03:46:08Z")
**Barking Spider** , YOU are hereby officially warned to curb your nastiness. Remember that the First Rule of the Straight Dope is “Don’t be a jerk.” Offend again, and you’re banned. Lynn For the Straight Dope [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/janl-the-one-trick-pony-to-end-all-one-trick-ponies/103655.md?page=1)