# January 2014, Botticelli

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 2, 2014, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669 "2014-01-02T00:56:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/461 "2014-01-24T16:26:55Z")

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Psst: It’s the Mason-Dixon, not Macon-Dixon, Line.

Previous IQs:

Are you a noted male American dancer/choreographer? - Yes, Tommy Tune.  
Was your statue near the White House made from captured, melted enemy cannon? - Maj. Gen. George Henry Thomas.  
Was it whispered that you committed incest with your controversial American dad? - Theodosia Burr, daughter of Aaron.

DQs:

Ever won a Pulitzer?  
Best-known work published after 1930?

IQs:

Were you noted for your writings on naval power?  
Were you a childish alien with very advanced powers?  
Were you, in the past three years, played by a guy with the wrong accent?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/462 "2014-01-24T17:01:11Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> /QUOTE]

Note to self: Look at the damn post after you post it, stupid!

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/463 "2014-01-24T17:44:59Z")

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IQ1: Were you a World Chess Champion born in Latvia?

IQ2: Did you give precise observations of the 1572 Supernova?

IQ3: Were you Legolas’ father?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/464 "2014-01-24T18:59:16Z")

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> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ: Are you a male American writer with a pen name that contains the letter T, and a birth name that doesn’t?

No, I’m not Trevanian. (I don’t know his birth name, that’s a pure guess.)

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you write _The Magnificent Ambersons_?
> 2. Did you write _The Wonderful O_?
> 3. Did you write _Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas_?

No, I’m not Hunter S. Thompson. 2 DQs for you.

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> > [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
> >
> > No, I’m not Harry Truman nor Theodore Roosevelt. (WAGs) At least one DQ for you.
> 
> Tony Curtis served aboard USS _Proteus_ (AS 19). (My brother was on the same ship, 22 years later.)  
> Theodore Roosevelt was recently awarded a posthumous Medal of Honor for actions in Cuba during the Spanish-American War.  
> John Tyler was the first VP to inherit the presidency on the death of the elected president.  
> Four DQs reserved.

You could probably take one more DQ - I thought I was so darn clever for realizing that William McKinley’s successor had a ‘T’ in his name, I forgot that there was a vice-president who became president after Lincoln was shot.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Psst: It’s the Mason-Dixon, not Macon-Dixon, Line.  
> IQs:
> 
> Were you noted for your writings on naval power?  
> Were you a childish alien with very advanced powers?  
> Were you, in the past three years, played by a guy with the wrong accent?

No, I’m not Thucydides, nor am I E.T. (I’m not sure if that’s who you are after, and I’m not sure you’ll find it an acceptable substitute…)  
DQ for the wrong accent.

> [@glee](#):
>
> IQ1: Were you a World Chess Champion born in Latvia?
> 
> IQ2: Did you give precise observations of the 1572 Supernova?
> 
> IQ3: Were you Legolas’ father?

No, I’m not Tycho Brahe nor am I Tal. (Sorry, I only know Tal’s name from the ‘Chess Hymn’ from the musical ‘Chess’; I’m sure he must have a given name…)

DQ for the name of Legolas’ father. (Lordy, this game can be humbling!)

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> #1 was Terry-Thomas. #2 is Tim McGee.
> 
> DQs:
> 
> 1. Died after 1960?
> 2. Novelist?

Yes.  
No.

> [@fanganga](#):
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> DQ: Won a national or international literary award?

Yes.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> DQs:
> 
> Ever won a Pulitzer?  
> Best-known work published after 1930?

No.  
Yes.

Summary -

1. Real
2. Male
3. Dead
4. Last name begins with T
5. American
6. Known for The Arts
7. Not known for music
8. Born east of the Mississippi
9. Died after 1920
10. Born north of the Mason-Dixon line (Je m’excuse!)
11. Known for writing
12. Died after 1960
13. Not a novelist
14. Won a national or international literary award
15. Did not win a Pulitzer
16. Best known work was published after 1930

Just to clarify - I did win awards for my books; however, I never won a Pulitzer.

Outstanding DQs -

Elendil’s Heir - 2  
SCAdian - 4 (arguably 5)  
Fanganga - 2  
ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness - 3  
Spoons - 1  
Professor Pepperwinkle - 2  
glee - 1

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/465 "2014-01-24T19:18:33Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> Outstanding DQs -
> 
> . . .
> 
> Spoons - 1

I’ll use this one now.

DQ: A writer of plays?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/466 "2014-01-24T19:33:53Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ1: Where you the last Whig to be elected President of the United States?  
> IQ2: Are you a guitar maker known for a new type of bolt-on neck?  
> IQ3: Are you a satyr that appears in what is considered to be one of the worst films of all time?

> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> You get two DQs for the President and for the Satyr.

1: Zachary Taylor  
3: Torgo from MysteryScienceTheatre3000 staple _Manos, the Hands of Fate_.

DQ1: Known for non-fiction writing?  
DQ2: Died after 1980?

I’ll hang on to one.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/467 "2014-01-24T19:38:50Z")

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IQ1: Did Colonel Kurtz quote one of your most famous works in _Apocalypse Now_?  
IQ2: Did you tell us about the doings in Grover’s Corners, New Hampshire?  
IQ3: Do you never say a word on stage, while your partner never shuts up?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/468 "2014-01-24T22:58:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by Prof. Pepperwinkle View Post  
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you write The Magnificent Ambersons?
> 2. Did you write The Wonderful O?
> 3. Did you write Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
> 
> No, I’m not Hunter S. Thompson. 2 DQs for you.

#1 was Booth Tarkington, #2 James Thurber.

Holding on to my DQs for now.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/469 "2014-01-25T03:13:45Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you noted for your writings on naval power? - I’ll rephrase.  
Were you a childish alien with very advanced powers? - Ditto.  
Were you, in the past three years, played by a guy with the wrong accent? - Thaddeus Stevens, born in Vermont and representing Pennsylvania in Congress, played by Texas-accented Tommy Lee Jones in _Lincoln_.

DQs:

Best known for short stories?

IQs:

Were you an American noted for your writings on naval power?  
Were you a childish alien on _Star Trek_ with very advanced powers?  
Were you a top official in a Conan Doyle tale?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/470 "2014-01-25T13:23:53Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> IQ1: Did Colonel Kurtz quote one of your most famous works in _Apocalypse Now_?  
> IQ2: Did you tell us about the doings in Grover’s Corners, New Hampshire?  
> IQ3: Do you never say a word on stage, while your partner never shuts up?

No, I’m not T. S. Eliot nor Teller of Penn and Teller. Isn’t Grover’s Corners the setting for “Our Town”? We’ve already had Thornton Wilder, and I’m still not him.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Holding on to my DQs for now.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:  
> Were you an American noted for your writings on naval power?  
> Were you a childish alien on _Star Trek_ with very advanced powers?  
> Were you a top official in a Conan Doyle tale?

3 DQs. I’m particularly embarrassed about the Conan Doyle; I suspect it’s either the Home Office person in ‘The Naval Treaty’ or the person in ‘A Scandal in Bohemia’, but as neither name will come to mind, I accept my fate.

> [@Spoons](#):
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> DQ: A writer of plays?

No.

> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> DQ1: Known for non-fiction writing?  
> DQ2: Died after 1980?  
> I’ll hang on to one.

Yes.  
Yes.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> DQs:  
> Best known for short stories?

You wouldn’t have asked that question if you’d known the answer to ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness’ DQ; however, I think it’s useful for you to know that he is best known for short essays. So the answer to short stories is ‘No’, but the answer to short ‘pieces’ is Yes.

Summary -

1. Real
2. Male
3. Dead
4. Last name begins with T
5. American
6. Known for The Arts
7. Not known for music
8. Born east of the Mississippi
9. Died after 1920
10. Born north of the Mason-Dixon line
11. Known for writing
12. Died after 1960
13. Not a novelist
14. Won a national or international literary award
15. Did not win a Pulitzer
16. Best known work was published after 1930
17. Not a writer of plays
18. Known for non-fiction writing
19. Died after 1980
20. Known for short essays

Just to clarify - I did win awards for my books; however, I never won a Pulitzer.

Outstanding DQs -

Elendil’s Heir - 4  
SCAdian - 4 (arguably 5)  
Fanganga - 2  
ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness - 1  
Professor Pepperwinkle - 2  
glee - 1

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/471 "2014-01-25T15:35:56Z")

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Well, we’re up to the full count, so I’ll ask my last DQ:

DQ: Are you Studs Terkel?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/472 "2014-01-25T17:06:10Z")

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Yup, could be him. I’d ask about Calvin Trillin, but he’s still alive.

Previous IQs:

Were you an American noted for your writings on naval power? - Alfred Thayer Mahan, who was very influential with Theodore Roosevelt.  
Were you a childish alien on _Star Trek_ with very advanced powers? - Trelane, in “The Squire of Gothos.”  
Were you a top official in a Conan Doyle tale? - Trelawney Hope in “The Second Stain.”

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/473 "2014-01-25T18:39:45Z")

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> [@fanganga](#):
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> 1: Not whom I was thinking of, but she fits  
> 2: As you said, Tom Wolfe  
> 3: As you said, Torquemada  
> DQ: Won a national or international literary award?
> 
> IQ: Are you a male American writer with a pen name that contains the letter T, and a birth name that doesn’t?

I hadn’t heard of the guy you named and had to look him up and find he didn’t fit. The guy I was thinking of (and I suspect you knew and wanted to have some fun by dancing around him) was Samuel Clemens, pen name Mark Twain.

I’m stumped, so ignore me when deciding whether or not the round is over.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/474 "2014-01-25T20:13:45Z")

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Haven’t a clue, so no final DQ from me.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/475 "2014-01-25T22:44:33Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Well, we’re up to the full count, so I’ll ask my last DQ:
> 
> DQ: Are you Studs Terkel?

Really good guess, and almost a perfect fit. The only distinction is that Studs Terkel did win a Pulitzer, and my fellow didn’t.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/476 "2014-01-25T22:50:38Z")

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> [@fanganga](#):
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> I hadn’t heard of the guy you named and had to look him up and find he didn’t fit. The guy I was thinking of (and I suspect you knew and wanted to have some fun by dancing around him) was Samuel Clemens, pen name Mark Twain.
> 
> I’m stumped, so ignore me when deciding whether or not the round is over.

No, I wasn’t dancing around it; I’m just too tired and dumb to think of Mark Twain, which is a really bad sign. :smack: :smack:

Just for the record, though, I looked him up - according to Wikipedia, Trevanian is American and his birth name was Rodney William Whitaker. Can’t help you with not knowing him - I only knew him because a friend who was into thrillers would not leave me alone until I read Shibumi.

Now, because there were 3 DQs narrowing down the years before which he died, I’m game to answer another DQ and/or throw out a useful hint before revealing myself. Let me know what you folks would prefer.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/477 "2014-01-25T22:53:08Z")

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Prof missed; fanganga and I pass. That leaves EH, Spoons, ChockFull and glee…  
(And the reason this post doesn’t acknowledge Le Ministre’s is because I’ve been trying to post it since several minutes before he posted.)

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/478 "2014-01-25T23:36:17Z")

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I’d be game for a useful hint. Nothing comes to mind as things stand, but a hint might help.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/479 "2014-01-25T23:38:20Z")

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Might be a blogger?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2014, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/january-2014-botticelli/677669/480 "2014-01-26T01:17:04Z")

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I read Trevanian’s _Shibumi_. Weird book - not sure I can recommend it.

Can’t think of who this is, though. Thinking about my “Are you Firstname Lastname?” question.

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