# Japanese cuteness in Iraq

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/japanese-cuteness-in-iraq/393377>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 23, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/japanese-cuteness-in-iraq/393377 "2007-02-23T14:37:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/japanese-cuteness-in-iraq/393377/21 "2007-03-02T20:59:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Phase42]  
Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh!  
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That is just… wrong. _twitch_

> [@Little Nemo](#):
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> the Care Bears running black ops in Central America.

I knew it. I _knew_ those bears had evil lurking behind their twisted black eyes…

No wait. The Death Squads were the work of the Snuggles bear.

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**Author:** ![Crescend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Crescend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crescend)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/japanese-cuteness-in-iraq/393377/22 "2007-03-02T21:15:23Z")

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[QUOTE=cmkeller]  
Hello Kitty would definitely be less nauseating in a burqa, or even a chador.  
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Are you kidding?

The cat is [hardcore](http://onastick.net/sitz/images/).

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/japanese-cuteness-in-iraq/393377/23 "2007-03-02T21:27:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunspace]  
The Death Squads were the work of the Snuggles bear.  
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That giggle and little laugh he does…I’ll not sleep tonight. Thanks, Sunspace.

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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/japanese-cuteness-in-iraq/393377/24 "2007-03-02T21:33:28Z")

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[QUOTE=St\_Ides]  
From what I’ve seen some Japanese cartoons do, I certainly wouldn’t want to be fighting them, and their many dirty, dirty tentacles.  
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Tell me more about these dirty, dirty tentacles…

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/japanese-cuteness-in-iraq/393377/25 "2007-03-02T21:35:48Z")

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And of course, you can’t go wrong with Hello Cthulhu 😃

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/japanese-cuteness-in-iraq/393377/26 "2007-03-03T04:10:03Z")

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Just show the last two episodes of _Evangelion_ over Baghdad (I’m thinking loudspeakers and video-screen blimps) and bury the enemy in their own confusion.We shall prevail!

Anyway, the real horror of the Care Bear regime was Grumpy Bear, who was sent deep into the Forest of Feelings to forment happy revolution.

However, his methods soon became…unsound. He started operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of acceptible fuzzily conduct. And he was still in the field commanding troops—and crossing over into Wonderland with an army of Care Bear Cousins who worshipped him, like a Caring Meter. And followed any order he gave, no matter how curmudgeony.

Tenderheart Bear and Trueheart Bear have sent Champ Bear in—to Stareinate Grumpy’s command. With extreme wuzzliness.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/japanese-cuteness-in-iraq/393377/27 "2007-03-03T04:15:50Z")

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Mention Japan, and I will come.

I think they should force every enemy combatant to watch gay hentai nonstop for a few days. That would break even Chuck Norris’ soul.

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