# JAQ off here **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 13, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899 "2013-06-13T14:46:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/1 "2013-06-13T14:46:29Z")
Just today learned of this expression: Just Asking Questions- meaning posting an inflammatory remark as “just a question”. Post yours here (need I say, all remarks are tongue in cheek?) Here’s mine: “How many Americans has Obama murdered since taking office?” ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/2 "2013-06-14T16:43:26Z")
Why haven’t you ever denied your involvement in the Kennedy assassination? ---
**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/3 "2013-06-14T17:57:14Z")
Why haven’t they investigated the long-term effects of every ingredient in vaccines? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/4 "2013-06-14T18:18:14Z")
What was the real story behind Ronald Reagan’s jellybean addiction? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/5 "2013-06-14T18:30:08Z")
Why haven’t Native Americans apologized for all the white settlers they killed? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/6 "2013-06-14T18:33:52Z")
What did Sarah Palin know about the “accidental” death of Grizzly Man, and when did she know it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/7 "2013-06-14T18:36:44Z")
Is John Kerry the government’s secret drug mule? ---
**Author:** ![Mathematics](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@Mathematics](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mathematics)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/8 "2013-06-14T18:38:25Z")
Nevermind, that might be against the new sexual jokes rule. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/9 "2013-06-14T19:10:27Z")
Why won’t Glenn Beck address those rape allegations? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/10 "2013-06-14T19:59:46Z")
And just how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/11 "2013-06-15T04:37:48Z")
You guys are missing the all important touch of faux innocence. You want something more like this: “I’ve been hearing rumors that Hillary Clinton is a lesbian and her marriage is just a cover. Does anyone know if this is true?” ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/12 "2013-06-15T05:00:28Z")
I’ll go for the classic When did you stop beating your wife? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/13 "2013-06-15T06:28:13Z")
“When Mormons swear allegiance to Satan, do they raise their right or left hands?” “Does fluoride give you cancer before or after it makes you sterile?” “When a Protestant ignites upon entering a Catholic Church, how hot do the flames get?” > [@Rick](#): > > I’ll go for the classic > When did you stop beating your wife? “When we switched to chess.” - correct answer 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@Mister\_Owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Owl)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/14 "2013-06-15T15:59:22Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > And just how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? As I keep telling people, it takes three. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/15 "2013-06-15T16:23:39Z")
What’s the real reason Jon Stewart was forced to spend three months in the Middle East? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/16 "2013-06-15T20:47:45Z")
> [@Mister\_Owl](#): > > As I keep telling people, it takes three. this board has an authority on everything! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/17 "2013-06-17T12:37:07Z")
Can this post be considered threadshitting when the OP _asks_ for everyone to shit in the thread? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/18 "2013-06-17T15:47:01Z")
Where were you when the walls came down? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/19 "2013-06-17T19:23:00Z")
How long have the Koch brothers been in control of the GOP? Why haven’t we seen birth certificates from the Koch brothers? How long have the Koch brothers been planning to increase the number of Americans in prison? Where were the Koch brothers _really_ born? Who do the Koch brothers meet with? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jaq-off-here/660899/20 "2013-06-17T19:25:22Z")
Have you ever seen the Koch brothers and the Olsen twins together?