# jarbabyj, get your ass in here! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 28, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabyj-get-your-ass-in-here/95737 "2001-11-28T17:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabyj-get-your-ass-in-here/95737/21 "2001-11-29T01:30:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > **We fucking live our lives to watch others fight. It’s like goddamn Gladiator on crank.** No you’re wrong. We live our lives to watch others suffering. All the best comedy comes from suffering. And lets face it, when you take your bad day out on someone who pushes from you just too far. The ability to grab the knief sticking into someone and giving it another quarter of a turn is the greatest thing in the world. Then again I’m not having a good week. * * * LOL as a side note: since its X-mas time every news station is running its ‘video games are bad’ pieces. This time they singled out Parasite Eve. Which is amusing if you know the development history and have read the brilliant novel the game is based on. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabyj-get-your-ass-in-here/95737/22 "2001-11-29T13:52:25Z")
> [@](#): > > this French Twist that’s all loose and fucky Hey! I’m Irish! ---
**Author:** ![heimsteeleer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cc9497/32.png) [@heimsteeleer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heimsteeleer)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabyj-get-your-ass-in-here/95737/23 "2001-11-29T15:10:29Z")
> [@](#): > > _jarbabyj says:_ > People waiting for the next “JDT-FUCK YOU” thread or the short lived but hi-larious **“Coldy is An Ass”** from many months ago. I am waiting for another one, too. Those threads are too damn funny! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabyj-get-your-ass-in-here/95737/24 "2001-11-29T15:30:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > We fucking live our lives to watch others fight. It’s like goddamn Gladiator on crank. Ooh! Ooh! I wanna be Russell Crowe! > [@](#): > > it’s like you’ve been kicked in the stomach by a jack boot. Are you talking about sex again? > [@](#): > > and not in a fun way. Oops – never mind. > [@](#): > > Otto invited me to EAT HIS POOP. It was the high fucking point of my life. Didn’t I see this in _South Park_? German guy: Esse mein Scheisse! Mrs. Cartman: Okee dokee… > [@](#): > > the fake flame…is your worst flame of all. You always hurt the one you love. At least you haven’t split your pants lately… ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabyj-get-your-ass-in-here/95737/25 "2001-11-29T16:04:35Z")
**[sub]detour to Deustchland[/sub]** [QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Spavined Gelding \* **Ramstein?** I’ve been there. Visited the air force base to buy some stereo equipment. **Kaiserslautern?** AKA K-town. Been there, too. A friend of mine and I got drunk and taught a bunch of Germans to use American swear words. It was Easter weekend and everything was closed except the bier stube in our hotel. **[sub]Now returning you to your pit thread[/sub]** ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabyj-get-your-ass-in-here/95737/26 "2001-11-29T17:18:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maeglin \* > \*\*I split my fencing pants horrible a few months ago in the midst of an especially forceful attack. Problem was, I felt them splitting in the middle of it, as it were. So at the last moment I pulled the attack to salvage what was left of my crotch, whereupon my opponent obligingly cracked me on the head, while I was looking down. As I have a nasty habit of chewing on the underside of my lip when I concentrate, I bit halfway through it. So I ended up with split knickers and a bloody lip. > > It sucked. \*\* Last year, I managed to split not the seam of my trousers, but the seat - horizontally. About four inches wide. Across the right buttcheek. And when did I find out about this condition? Oh, about 4:30 in the afternoon, when my _boss’s secretary_, Paulette, pulled me aside. I have no idea how long I’d been runnig around like that; all I know is that none of my so-called “friends” bothered to tell me grr grr grr… (but bless the kindhearted Paulette). Thank god I was wearing underwear that day :eek:! ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabyj-get-your-ass-in-here/95737/27 "2001-11-29T19:05:53Z")
Didn’t that happen around the time you were “laid off?” 🙂 \ They got rid of the dude with no pants at my firm, too. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabyj-get-your-ass-in-here/95737/28 "2001-11-29T19:28:58Z")
\*Originally posted by Tretiak \* > [@](#): > > I went to pick up a dime and managed to split my pants. I don’t understand this. You were picking up coin with your butt cheeks? ::image flash:: Heh heh, mkay Tratiak, all’s forgiven. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabyj-get-your-ass-in-here/95737/29 "2001-11-29T19:29:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > 7. I don’t care for abortion > \*\* Funny phrasing. I reserve “I don’t care for” for things like ice tea, music, and other trivial matters not usually for the possible murder of a baby. dr - “can I kill your baby mame?” jar- “Oh no thank you, I don’t care for abortion. Now prostitution, theres an institution I can stand behind!” 🙂 Hi jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabyj-get-your-ass-in-here/95737/30 "2001-11-29T19:34:55Z")
Well, ok, what I mean is that I, personally am opposed to it, but I would not want it to be illegal. Prostitution, on the other hand, should be as legal as the day is long. jar ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabyj-get-your-ass-in-here/95737/31 "2001-11-29T19:44:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > > Prostitution, on the other hand, should be as legal as the day is long. > > jar \*\* And Cheaper too!!! [sub]oops nevermind me[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabyj-get-your-ass-in-here/95737.md?page=1)