# Jarbaby's Birthday List

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabys-birthday-list/79700>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 4, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabys-birthday-list/79700 "2001-09-04T17:28:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jarbabys-birthday-list/79700/21 "2001-09-05T00:29:58Z")

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Happy birthday, **jarbaby.**

Gee, I’m only a few months behind you. I’ll be hitting that number in December myself.

Say, if you want a baby, I could help you with that. Just tell me where you live.  
You see, I’m an orphan. You could adopt me.

I hope the kids don’t call me **jarhead**

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