# Jared Kushner - Deserves his own Pitting
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [June 1, 2026, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544 "2026-06-01T19:00:20Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author:  [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2026, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/1 "2026-06-01T19:00:20Z")
Corrupt, follows in dad’s business practices, Prince Bonesaw enabler, and now enemy of the environment for the rich.
> **[Albanian authorities probe seaside resort project linked to Jared Kushner](https://www.politico.eu/article/albanian-authorities-probe-seaside-resort-project-linked-to-jared-kushner/)**
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> Affinity Partners wants to turn the coastal wetland area — home to flamingos, seals and sea turtle nesting sites — into a huge resort.
Plenty more stories can be added.
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### Author:  [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2026, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/2 "2026-06-02T02:28:34Z")
And this piece of shit excuse of a human being is the master negotiator for Russia Ukraine, US Iran. Conflicted? I say not. Bwahahahahhahaha
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### Author:  [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2026, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/3 "2026-06-02T11:34:16Z")
What’s Kushner’s official government title again? And why isn’t the Secretary of State doing the talking?
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### Author:  [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2026, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/4 "2026-06-02T12:00:45Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> And why isn’t the Secretary of State doing the talking?
Because Rubio is too busy [poorly] filling the shoes of about eight other jobs, like National Security Advisor and directing the shutdown of USAID.
> **[Marco Rubio drops one of his job titles, while still juggling several other...](https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/05/politics/marco-rubio-national-archives)**
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> Marco Rubio now has one less critical role to worry about in the Trump administration.
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### Author:  [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2026, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/5 "2026-06-02T15:19:03Z")
When they are such big shoes to fill, can you really expect him to fill them well?
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### Author:  [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2026, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/6 "2026-06-02T15:37:32Z")
Netflix ran a documentary series called “Dirty Money” and one episode entitled _Slumlord Millionaire_ focused on this excrescence’s shady business practices. Definitely worth a view.
He keeps getting pushed into these international roles with no experience and nothing to show - perhaps his FIL is trying to get something to stick. The guy is a worthless turd at everything he does.
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### Author:  [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2026, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/7 "2026-06-02T19:19:24Z")
> SPAK was established with EU and U.S backing as a part of the country’s wide-ranging justice reform in 2019. It acts independently of the national judiciary and has investigated, prosecuted and convicted a number of high-level officials from both sides of the political spectrum.
Sheesh, the United States could really use something like that. (Though Trump would probably just find a way to weaponize it.)
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### Author:  [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2026, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/8 "2026-06-06T14:01:07Z")
Y’all. I HATE wild, unfounded conspiracy theories, so please understand that I’m just posing an under-developed thought I very recently had about Ivanka’s alpha hunk.
I, personally see possible validity in my hypothesis, but…
Are we sure Jared Kushner isn’t a depraved, baneful plank of wood? Every time I see him I think;
“Oh. That’s just a bored with rusty, old, bent nail sticking out from it.”
Remember, take with a fraction of a commonly sized grain of salt. 🤷🏼♂️
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### Author:  [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2026, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/9 "2026-06-06T17:11:25Z")
> [@MyFootsZZZ](#):
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> Are we sure Jared Kushner isn’t a depraved, baneful plank of wood?
Unlike Kushner, a plank of wood might be useful.
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### Author:  [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2026, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/10 "2026-06-07T11:17:34Z")
Here’s one. They haven’t directly gone after Jared, but they’re sniffing around.
> **[Albania Freezes Assets in Kushner Resort Probe](https://www.occrp.org/en/news/albania-freezes-assets-in-kushner-resort-probe)**
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> A widening property-fraud investigation into a $4 billion luxury resort linked to Jared Kushner has led Albanian authorities to freeze developer assets, compounding pressure from public protests and international critics.
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### Author:  [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2026, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/11 "2026-06-07T13:08:10Z")
> _The only thing that’s extraordinary here is that the most punchable face in America somehow looks like it’s never been touched by human hands. Does it just absorb fists like a bowl of heavy cream? What’s your secret, you translucent sociopath?_
–John Oliver
[On Mr. Kushner]
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### Author:  [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2026, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/12 "2026-06-07T14:40:21Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Here’s one. They haven’t directly gone after Jared, but they’re sniffing around.
Yeah, until his FIL threatens them with tariffs or invasion.
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### Author:  [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2026, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/13 "2026-06-13T06:50:45Z")
How to get “daddy” involved.
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### Author:  [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2026, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jared-kushner-deserves-his-own-pitting/1030544/14 "2026-07-12T21:42:49Z")
Forged documents you say for land sales/development.
> **[Land sold for Kushner-backed Albania resort suspected of forged deeds](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/7/11/land-sold-for-kushner-backed-albania-resort-suspected-of-forged-deeds)**
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> Albanian prosecutors probe forged deeds tied to Kushner resort land as protests over the project intensify.