# Jason Alexander weds Britney Spears in Vegas!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 4, 2004, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616 "2004-01-04T07:28:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/1 "2004-01-04T07:28:59Z")
Jason _Allen_ Alexander, 22, of Kentwood, La., that is. Not Jason Alexander of “Seinfeld” fame. [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3869708/](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3869708/) ---
**Author:** ![Pepsi\_Classic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f19dbf/32.png) [@Pepsi\_Classic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pepsi_Classic)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/2 "2004-01-04T07:37:59Z")
Not that’s there anything wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![Pepsi\_Classic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f19dbf/32.png) [@Pepsi\_Classic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pepsi_Classic)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/3 "2004-01-04T07:40:29Z")
Screwed that up. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/4 "2004-01-04T08:15:51Z")
All the news reports say “according to news reports”. Forgive me if I am initially skeptical. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/5 "2004-01-04T08:39:54Z")
And the local Las Vegas NBC news announced tonight on the 11 P.M. broadcast that there are already reports the marriage will be annuled tomorrow. Apparently quite a few beverages were consumed by the happy couple before the wedding… ---
**Author:** ![raizok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4491bb/32.png) [@raizok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raizok)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/6 "2004-01-04T08:53:46Z")
Lets hope a stolen porn video leaks before this whole thing blows over \ ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/7 "2004-01-04T08:54:58Z")
[CNN](http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/04/britney.spears.wedding.ap/index.html) says that the Associated Press has obtained a photo of the signed marriage license. _shrug_ ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/8 "2004-01-04T15:38:45Z")
Isn’t Jason Alexander the guy who plays George Kastanza on Seinfeld!! :eek: (yeah, I know it’s not, but that’s some mental image) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/9 "2004-01-04T15:40:04Z")
Well don’t I look silly, I failed to read a two-sentence OP. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/10 "2004-01-04T15:45:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pepsi Classic \* > \*\*Not that’s there anything wrong with that. \*\* More likely it was: “Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? Let’s go! C’mon, let’s go baby! C’mon!” ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/11 "2004-01-04T15:48:33Z")
He probably told her that he was really Art Vandelay, architect. Women go for that sort of thing, you know. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/12 "2004-01-04T15:56:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*Well don’t I look silly, I failed to read a two-sentence OP. \*\* Don’t worry, I was thinking of plucking out my hair and getting that radical height reducing surgery. Then I read the second sentence. People are making OPs so hard to read these days! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/13 "2004-01-04T16:48:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*Well don’t I look silly, I failed to read a two-sentence OP. \*\* Yeah, and you misspelled “Costanza”. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/14 "2004-01-04T16:56:15Z")
I give them a month. ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/15 "2004-01-04T17:05:08Z")
Well, now that she is married, I guess we can finally put those goofy rumors that Britney is still a virgin to rest. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/16 "2004-01-04T17:23:06Z")
Justin was right. She _was_ cheating on him! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/17 "2004-01-04T17:28:45Z")
[AOL News says Britney plans to annul.](http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20040104062609990001) It was a joke that went too far. Who do they think they are? Ross and Rachel? ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/18 "2004-01-04T17:41:52Z")
That AOL site requires so sort of Top Secret clearance to get in Biggirl. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/19 "2004-01-04T17:52:38Z")
Heh. I heard that “joke that went too far” line and immediately retranslated it… “We were SOOOOOOOO drunk!” ---
**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616/20 "2004-01-04T17:53:20Z")
/Mister Rogers ON Hey boys and girls, can you say “desperate publicity attempt?” I knew you could. /OFF [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-alexander-weds-britney-spears-in-vegas/222616.md?page=2)