# Jason Kelce takes offense to homophobic slur about his brother

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 2, 2024, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592 "2024-11-02T20:08:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/61 "2024-11-03T16:05:53Z")

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If this came to trial and I was a judge, I would fine Jason Kelce $1, and warn him that I would fine him a further $1 if he punched the shithead in the face Right Now.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/62 "2024-11-03T16:11:58Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> Wasn’t that just a woman claiming to be Buzz Aldrin?

Turns out I was thinking of 30 Rock, but swap Tina Fey for Amy Poehler and the question still stands:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/AvG8qI0HCfY/maxresdefault.jpg "Yelling At The Moon With Buzz Aldrin | 30 Rock") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvG8qI0HCfY&t=84)

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/63 "2024-11-03T18:01:19Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> These guys and their interaction sounds so stupid. Neither Kelce identifies as gay but to insinuate a straight dude is gay is some sort of grandiose insult?

If misgendering is an insult, or claiming that a gay person is straight (“you’re not a lesbian, you just haven’t met a real man”), then the reverse should be just as insulting.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/64 "2024-11-03T18:12:26Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> to insinuate a straight dude is gay is some sort of grandiose insult?

I can’t speak for other straight guys, but back when I was in college 50 years ago, that was the _ultimate_ insult.

Thankfully, times have changed. I don’t really know how straight guys would react today.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/65 "2024-11-04T00:15:58Z")

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You are all analyzing the comments too much. It was a Penn State troll trying to get a rise out of him. The words didn’t matter. He’s lucky that monster didn’t rip him in half.

Last report I saw on X from an insider said ESPN wasn’t going to comment or punish him.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/66 "2024-11-04T01:07:35Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> He’s lucky that monster didn’t rip him in half.

Someone, not sure if it was Kelce or the person who wrote the tweet, said almost exactly that:

> I love this.  
> Jason Kelce just took a stand for normal men against the “idiots who have become way too comfortable saying ridiculous shit to people who can actually kick their ass” crowd.  
> Good for him.

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/67 "2024-11-04T03:29:56Z")

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Yeah, the creep pushed Kelce too. I also noticed the little pissant also kept his hood up, so we couldn’t see his face. I think it was that guy’s lucky day. He was clearly harassing Kelce. That just isn’t ok.

E for clarity.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/68 "2024-11-04T03:45:38Z")

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This thread prompted me to do a little research where I learned that nuisance streamers are a thing. These are people who deliberately act in an offensive manner to provoke some sort of response from others. A dude calling himself Johnny Somali was kicked out of Japan last year for his offensive behavior and more recently he’s gotten his ass kicked in South Korea. Probably pissing off a bunch of people in a country where near 100% of the men have served in the military is a bad idea, but you do you, Somali.

I think just about all of us has known someone who was deliberately offensive because they felt safe from any sort of consequence. Maybe they just counted on you to be polite or knew you wouldn’t break the rules by retaliating. I have mixed feelings about this because I’m generally not a fan of violence being used against someone who just used words. On the other hand, I would fully expect someone who says certain things to get punched in the face for it.

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/69 "2024-11-04T12:51:39Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> If this came to trial and I was a judge, I would fine Jason Kelce $1, and warn him that I would fine him a further $1 if he punched the shithead in the face Right Now.

Perfect!

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/70 "2024-11-04T13:05:08Z")

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> [@Sylvanz](#):
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> I think it was that guy’s lucky day.

If I were him I’d just buy myself a new phone and slink away. Right now he’s anonymous, if he comes forward to try and get Kelce to buy him a new phone, he’s going to dox himself and become the internet’s most hated person for a few weeks and no one wants to be in that position. On the other hand, given the context of what he said, MAGA might welcome him with open arms and pay him to show up at their events. If he wanted to go that route, today would be the day to do it.

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**Author:** ![DKW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dkw/32/3118_2.png) [@DKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DKW)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/71 "2024-11-05T22:20:15Z")

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Does “fuck around and find out” only apply situationally and have numerous exceptions? Because I’m thinking **it shouldn’t.**

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/72 "2024-11-05T22:28:28Z")

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BTW, [Jason Kelce apologized](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/42207316/jason-kelce-apologizes-cellphone-incident-ohio-state-penn-state) yesterday on ESPN during the pregame show on Monday Night Football.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/73 "2024-11-05T23:27:46Z")

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After Kelce smashed the phone, he kept it for a bit, and the guy asked for it back. Probably because he knew it would be worth a lot of money now to a collector, due to the incident.

I believe Jason then just dropped it for the guy to pick up. I suspect the guy isn’t really upset about his phone getting smashed; he probably got more than he ever expected from his trolling.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/74 "2024-12-12T16:14:41Z")

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Charges will not be laid.

> **[Penn State police won't charge retired Eagles center Jason Kelce over...](https://apnews.com/article/jason-kelce-penn-state-cellphone-60dbbb5ba828adb48088e6ab2383fd38)**
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> Penn State University police will not charge retired Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelce after investigating an altercation with a fan over a cellphone before a Nov. 2 home game between the Nittany Lions and Ohio State.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/75 "2024-12-12T18:45:21Z")

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Why did they even bother with an investigation when they didn’t have a victim?

ETA that’s not meant to be a sarcastic/snotty comment. Was there anything that happened during that interaction that he could have been charged with even if there’s no victim?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/76 "2024-12-12T18:52:06Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> ETA that’s not meant to be a sarcastic/snotty comment. Was there anything that happened during that interaction that he could have been charged with even if there’s no victim?

Didn’t he smash the guy’s phone?

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/77 "2024-12-12T19:00:12Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Didn’t he smash the guy’s phone?

Would the police investigate a smashed phone with no victim and, (possibly) no evidence? As far as I’m aware, they don’t even know who the guy is.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/78 "2024-12-12T23:05:57Z")

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If there’s a crime and you don’t know some piece of information related to the crime, what do you do?

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/79 "2024-12-12T23:44:56Z")

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How much time, money, and effort do you decide to expend on a very minor, unreported crime? This is a huge nothingburger.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-kelce-takes-offense-to-homophobic-slur-about-his-brother/1009592/80 "2024-12-15T11:29:20Z")

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Just enough to say investigated and didn’t find a basis to charge, when you get contacted my the national media.

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