# Jason Sat Under Ninety Eight Vicious Monster Munching Penguins

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 15, 2006, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389 "2006-03-15T00:12:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/1 "2006-03-15T00:12:52Z")

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the other way around:

Plump Mrs. Martain Voted Very Ninth Unicorn Should Jump.

Anyone else?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/2 "2006-03-15T00:28:28Z")

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Indeed.  
Waiter, I’ll have what she’s having.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/3 "2006-03-15T00:41:04Z")

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Monster Vines Eat Massive Jugglers Sitting Under Nine Pillars.

What do I win?

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/4 "2006-03-15T00:44:06Z")

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By size, eh?

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/5 "2006-03-15T00:45:25Z")

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Folly Wango Toxtrot?

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**Author:** ![MissMossie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/6 "2006-03-15T00:54:49Z")

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I was just thinking about how My Very Educated Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pizzas.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/7 "2006-03-15T00:55:50Z")

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My Very Educated Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets.

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/8 "2006-03-15T01:15:15Z")

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Some Men Very Easily Make Jugs Suit Useful Necessary Purposes was the incredibly dull one I learned for our solar system (sun-\>pluto).

Just Say U Noshed Eight Very Moreish Mincemeat Pies  
June Stood Under Neville’s Enormous Very Manly Massive Penis

People Make Mnemonics Very Easily, Never Underestimate Simple Jokes!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/9 "2006-03-15T01:16:52Z")

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Molly’s Very Exceptional Moose Just Spit Up Nine Politicians.

Perhaps Nigel Understands Swahili, just make Marvin Eat Veggies, Mom. (ok, that is a stretch for the reversal of MVEMJSUNP.

And, hey, isn’t there a new one after Pluto now? or has Pluto been downgraded to a moon?

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/10 "2006-03-15T01:30:30Z")

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Martha visits every Monday and just stays until noon, period.

Please! Not until Sharon jumps and mauls Earl’s Vegemite meatballs.

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**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/11 "2006-03-15T01:30:47Z")

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I think, yes. It is, I believe, named Xena.

And no, Pluto is still a planet as of this date.

Most Venerable Musicians Eat More, Just Saving Ultimate Networking Parsing (for the) Xylophone.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/12 "2006-03-15T01:33:29Z")

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> [@LiveOnAPlane](#):
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> I think, yes. It is, I believe, named Xena.

It’s Xena, but I’m pretty sure that name is unofficial.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/13 "2006-03-15T01:34:43Z")

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And there’s also Sedna back there - I think that’s closer to Pluto than Xena is.

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/14 "2006-03-15T01:41:38Z")

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Please Nelly, Use Soap, Jackals Make Everything Vilely Malodourous  
Pretty New Unicorns Seen, Just Made Extinct, Very Maudlin

Michael’s Very Excited Monkey Juggles Spoons, Unsure Next Partytrick  
Made Vengeance Easy- Murder Judged Suicide, Useful New Plan

This is fun!

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/15 "2006-03-15T02:55:19Z")

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Mealymouthed Vanuatans Eliciting Multitudious Accolades Jury-rigged Santayana’s Unequivocal Negations (of) Protestantism

Perfectly Normal Underwear Seen Jiggling Around Marsha’s Exquisite Venus Mons

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**Author:** ![Coin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Coin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coin)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/16 "2006-03-15T03:10:45Z")

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I learned My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nice Pickles in school.

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/17 "2006-03-15T03:34:49Z")

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Mother very thoughtfully made a jelly sandwich, under no protest.

Kings play chess on fine grained sand \<–that’s a favorite!

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**Author:** ![lazybratsche](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba8739/32.png) [@lazybratsche](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lazybratsche)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/18 "2006-03-15T06:15:32Z")

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> [@SmartAleq](#):
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> Kings play chess on fine grained sand \<–that’s a favorite!

We always used this instead of whatever lame thing the instructor gave us:

Kinky Percussionists Came Over For Great Sex

And all of a sudden, I can’t remember what the F stands for.

Oh. Duh.

can someone tell me what the OP stands for?

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/19 "2006-03-15T08:32:28Z")

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The OP is the Planets in order of size (I think) now, please tell me what the Kinky percussionists are for?

A favourite of medical students is: Two Zulus Buggered My Cat to remember the branches of the facial nerve (Temporal, Zygomatic, Buccal, Mandibular, Cervical).

There’s also GET SMASHED to remember the causes of acute pancreatitits (Gallstones, Ethanol, Trauma, Steroids, Mumps, Auto-immune, Scorpion Stings, Hyperlipidaemia, ERCP, Drugs), and the rhyme to remember the nerve supply of the diaphragm and anal sphincters- “C 3,4,5, keep the diaphragm alive, S 2,3,4, keep the poop off the floor!”

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jason-sat-under-ninety-eight-vicious-monster-munching-penguins/348389/20 "2006-03-15T10:57:15Z")

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Black Bastards Rape Our Young Girls But Poofs Go Without \<-- possibly the most offensive mnemonic in the history of the genre.

Oh Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me Right Now Sweetheart

Unfortunately I can remember “On Mount Olympus’s flowery tops, a fat-assed German ate some hops” but not what it stands for, which would kinda defeat the purpose if I ever had been a medical student.

Then there’s:

Now I - even I - would celebrate  
In rhymes unapt the great  
Immortal Syracusan rivaled nevermore  
Who in his wondrous lore  
Passed on before  
Gave men his guidance how to circles mensurate.  
What’s that one about kings playing chess?

For those who don’t recognise the ones above:

The one about the black bastards is colour-coding on resistors: black, brown, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, grey, white. The fine girl one is the spectral classification of stars. The rhyme is p to 30 decimal places - count the letters.

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