# Jay Leno has a HUGE schlong! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092 "2003-03-17T20:57:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/1 "2003-03-17T20:57:05Z")
According to Sandra Bernhard on her interview with Howard Stern last week. They had a dated briefly years ago, and apparently he is so huge that she could barely “accomodate” him. He also liked to handcuff her. :o Just thought I’d share this pointless, mindless, and vomit-inducing tidbit. Thank yew. ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/2 "2003-03-17T20:59:11Z")
Those three names, all in one post :ick: makes me want to marinate my brain in bleach. The sexual connotations bump the ick factor to the power of 10. I will not sleep this night. Thanks LolaCocaCola. ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/3 "2003-03-17T20:59:29Z")
I was thinking Schlong meant chin. Hey, I wonder if there is a chin index to penises similar to how stupid boys think hands and feet relate? This sounds like Sandra Bernardt being herself for what it is worth. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/4 "2003-03-17T21:00:50Z")
I apologize, **Iteki**. I’ve been having nightmares since I heard this information last week, and just needed to get it off my chest. I didn’t want to suffer alone. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/5 "2003-03-17T21:14:49Z")
Actually, I just read that Details magazine is researching a story on well-endowed celebrities for an upcoming edition. The funny part of the story was that almost every male celebrity has had their PR person contact Details with an “anonymous” source nomination. Watch the winners be Louie Anderson, Pauley Shore and Gary Coleman…(we’ll have to buy **Iteki** a BIG bottle of bleach). ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/6 "2003-03-17T21:18:32Z")
I’ve heard the Pauly Shore information from a heterosexual male source, first hand. \Chicachica bowbow wickywickywicky\ ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/7 "2003-03-17T21:18:52Z")
This is the wrong place for a poll, but are you all freaked out by: a) The mental image of Jay Leno naked; b) The mental image of Sandra Bernhardt naked; c) Both. For some odd reason, I can picture one or the other naked, but not both of them at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/8 "2003-03-17T21:22:51Z")
I am just glad they didn’t have a child by that union! ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/9 "2003-03-17T21:24:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jeep’s Phoenix \* > \*\*This is the wrong place for a poll, but are you all freaked out by: > > a) The mental image of Jay Leno naked; > b) The mental image of Sandra Bernhardt naked; > c) Both. > > For some odd reason, I can picture one or the other naked, but not both of them at the same time. \*\* I guess I was just perfectly happy going about my day to day not thinking about Jay Leno as a sexual being. Then you add Sandra Bernhard’s scrawny ass to the mix…then the handcuffs… : wretch : : barf : ---
**Author:** ![rhinostylee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@rhinostylee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhinostylee)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/10 "2003-03-17T21:28:54Z")
Well good for Jay! Jay, if your read this, congratulations on your enormous schlong. I can relate. ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/11 "2003-03-17T21:33:14Z")
Yep, hang in there Jay. It’s tough for guys like us. Sandra Bernhardt though?? Surely, with your cashflow and enormous schlong you could do much better than that! ---
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/12 "2003-03-17T21:41:28Z")
Sandra Bernhardt? One can only wonder at the number of notches on that sex kitten’s bedknob. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/13 "2003-03-17T21:44:02Z")
I guess that this would be the wrong time to admit that I secretly find Sandra Bernhardt attractive. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/14 "2003-03-17T21:47:20Z")
And accomodating? ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/15 "2003-03-17T22:09:08Z")
He should have tried her mouth. She’d have no trouble fitting him in there. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/16 "2003-03-17T22:25:59Z")
**Binarydrone** , are you aware that you posted that out loud? ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/17 "2003-03-17T22:36:45Z")
Maybe Sandra Bernhard is a little bit too small? ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/18 "2003-03-17T22:56:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mojo \* > \*\ ***Binarydrone** , are you aware that you posted that out loud? \*\* :eek: :o ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/19 "2003-03-17T23:00:03Z")
The previous poster (hereafter referred to as pudding head) wishes to express regret over the unintentional parallels that the emoticons used resemble commentary on the oral capacity of the celebrity in question. Further, the pudding head whished to express dismay over wasting his 500th post on something so banal. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/20 "2003-03-17T23:26:37Z")
It took me a few minutes to figure out who the Sandra in question was. For some reason, I was thinking “Bullock” abd couldn’t figure out why everyone was grossing out. NOW I got it. Ew. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092.md?page=2)