# Jay Leno has a HUGE schlong! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092 "2003-03-17T20:57:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/41 "2003-03-18T14:55:50Z")
Picture Carrot Topp and Jay Leno naked and “together”. … ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/42 "2003-03-18T15:20:25Z")
Mmmmm. . . . .Carrot Top . . . . ---
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/43 "2003-03-18T15:46:32Z")
This whole thread makes me want to scoop my eyes out with a melon baller! Where’s the barfy smilie when you need it? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/44 "2003-03-18T17:12:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*He should have tried her mouth. She’d have no trouble fitting him in there. \*\* Ewwww… Now, _ **I** _ Have to go scrub my brian with bleach. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/45 "2003-03-18T17:13:42Z")
I was so grossed out I couldn’t even spell “brain” correctly. It’s all **Cranky’s** fault. ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/46 "2003-03-18T17:40:44Z")
Whatever you think of Jay Leno in his fifties, remember we’re talking about Jay in his twenties. If you don’t know what he looked like then (fairly handsome, with bedroom eyes), withhold judgement. There seems to be a widespread prejudice that comics can’t be considered good looking, even sexy. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/47 "2003-03-18T17:43:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > \*\*Yup. I’ve read several lengthy magazine pieces on Leno over the years that examined his marriage in detail. By all accounts, the union is true love, and one of the most successful marriages in showbiz (as evidenced by it’s longevity). > > Mavis Leno is a fairly attractive person herself, and quite substantial intellectually as well. (Caveat: I don’t agree with some of her politics) Frankly, the ability to land someone like her and keep it going makes me respect Jay a little more. People of depth don’t stay in relationships with losers for 23 years. \*\* Whether you liie or dislike his comedy Leno is _quite_ intelligent and is a bit of a gearhead when it comes to cars. He takes great delight in ragging on guests that use bad english or make non-sensical statements. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/48 "2003-03-18T17:45:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > \*\*Yup. I’ve read several lengthy magazine pieces on Leno over the years that examined his marriage in detail. By all accounts, the union is true love, and one of the most successful marriages in showbiz (as evidenced by it’s longevity). > > Mavis Leno is a fairly attractive person herself, and quite substantial intellectually as well. (Caveat: I don’t agree with some of her politics) Frankly, the ability to land someone like her and keep it going makes me respect Jay a little more. People of depth don’t stay in relationships with losers for 23 years. \*\* Whether you like or dislike his comedy Leno is _quite_ intelligent, and is a bit of a gearhead when it comes to cars and motorbikes. He takes great delight in ragging on guests that use bad english or make non-sensical statements. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/49 "2003-03-18T17:51:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\*Whether you like or dislike his comedy Leno is _quite_ intelligent \*\* As opposed to people who post when they should preview first.:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/50 "2003-03-18T17:52:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*Picture Carrot Topp and Jay Leno naked and “together”. > … \*\* Or Carrot Topp and Sandra. Two very nice bodies topped with _unique_ heads. ---
**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/51 "2003-03-18T20:35:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Walloon \* > \*\*Jay and Mavis married in 1980, when he was thirty years old. Jay knew Sandra back from the 1970s when they were both doing stand-up in clubs. \*\* Oh, OK. For some reason I was under the impression they had gotten together in the past few years. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/52 "2003-03-18T20:54:12Z")
I don’t buy it for a second. Why would a guy with a HUGE schlong have so damn many cars? And flashy cars at that! Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/53 "2003-03-18T20:59:57Z")
I don’t buy it for a second. Why would a guy with a HUGE schlong have so damn many cars? And flashy cars at that! The guy has GOT to be compensating. Since it seems to have been 20+ years ago since the events I’m inclined to believe Bernhard is mis-remembering. Or maybe the “almost too big to accomodate” bit was referring to episodes of oral… Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/54 "2003-03-18T21:11:33Z")
Talk about a tough act to follow. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/55 "2003-03-18T23:23:20Z")
Hey, maybe Jay, with his huge schlong, was the one that made her turn to women. Maybe it was so big that it scared her off of men forever. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/56 "2003-03-18T23:56:08Z")
Or got her hooked on receiving oral… ---
**Author:** ![angelabaca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@angelabaca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelabaca)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/57 "2003-03-19T00:17:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > \*\*He also liked to handcuff her. :o \*\* Handcuffs are good times. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Den13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Den13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Den13)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/58 "2003-03-19T01:34:43Z")
Jay, Please don’t start any more threads under an assumed name! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/59 "2003-03-19T07:31:47Z")
I also think Sandra Bernhard is very sexy. Knowing that she dated Jay Leno is kind of off-putting, though. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/60 "2003-03-19T14:21:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*Or Carrot Topp and Sandra. > > Two very nice bodies topped with _unique_ heads. \*\* Thats **gotta** be in the Book of Revelation. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092.md?page=4)