# Jay Leno has a HUGE schlong! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092 "2003-03-17T20:57:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/61 "2003-03-19T14:39:46Z")
Cums a horse man? ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/62 "2003-03-26T03:15:26Z")
So this is kind of the opposite of the Rosanne/Tom thing, right? [For the few that haven’t heard: Rosanne has allegedly commented on the er, um…inadequacy of Mr. Arnold’s member. Tom’s reply: something like “A 747 looks small when you park it in the Grand Canyon.”] ---
**Author:** ![Phax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Phax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phax)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/63 "2003-03-26T04:26:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \* > **So this is kind of the opposite of the Rosanne/Tom thing, right?** Picture Rosanne and Carrot Topp together. Oops - I almost make myself sick thinking about it. Do we have a smilie for that? ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/64 "2003-03-26T04:38:42Z")
The big question is, now that you all “know”…do you think about Jay Leno’s nethers every time you see him on tha teevee? hee ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/65 "2003-03-26T05:16:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Phax \* > \*\*Picture Rosanne and Carrot Topp together. > > Oops - I almost make myself sick thinking about it. Do we have a smilie for that? \*\* :eek: :eek: :eek: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! OH GOD!! OH GOD MY BRAIN!!! NO!! NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I’LL NEVER THINK AGAIN!!! ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/66 "2003-03-26T11:55:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*Picture Carrot Topp and Jay Leno naked and “together”. > … \*\* Okay, you asked for it: [something even worse than Carrot Top and Jay Leno!](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=0214-bil&photo=shorepa1.ly%26&path=pgallery&path_key=Thompson,Scott) ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/67 "2003-03-27T22:34:14Z")
Now we know where poodles come from. Why, oh WHY are there no TMI warnings on this thread??? ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092/68 "2003-03-27T23:02:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peepthis \* > \*\*Okay, you asked for it: [something even worse than Carrot Top and Jay Leno!](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=0214-bil&photo=shorepa1.ly%26&path=pgallery&path_key=Thompson,Scott) \*\* Isn’t subjecting people to that picture against the Geneva Convention? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-leno-has-a-huge-schlong/162092.md?page=3)