# JAY LO **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2001, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288 "2001-09-28T11:53:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ROADKILLGOURMET](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@ROADKILLGOURMET](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ROADKILLGOURMET)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/1 "2001-09-28T11:53:33Z")
Hi folks; I’m new to this board, so i’ve been thinking for a long time to come up with the perfect “first” thread. TARAAAAAA ! Here it is !!! Have you also noticed that Jennifer Lopez has a fat ass ? Have a great weekend ! Best Regards, A ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/2 "2001-09-28T12:02:35Z")
Welcome, RG. It’s good to see that you’ve absorbed the SDMB taste for subtlety. The random alternation of caps and lower case is cute, too. You wouldn’t happen to be Revolting against anything, would you? And, to tell you the truth, I don’t really think J-Lo’s rear is all that big, really. I think the media and the Hollywood state of mind is too disconnected from real life, or else they’re using this as a peg to hang their comments on, like Greta Garbo’s supposedly but not really overlarge feet. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/3 "2001-09-28T12:16:13Z")
> [@](#): > > Have you also noticed that Jennifer Lopez has a fat ass ? Old news, my boy. This was what Jay Leno was harping on a year ago. Since then, she got a trainer and has toned down those flabby cheeks. However, I _have_ noticed that she’s an untalented actress and sings like a harpy. ---
**Author:** ![ROADKILLGOURMET](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@ROADKILLGOURMET](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ROADKILLGOURMET)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/4 "2001-09-28T12:19:13Z")
Hey; Revolting me? Nah. Stopped stealing guns out of copcars years ago 🙂 Something’s bothering me though; my cousing promised to smuggle me in at a sold-out Sisters Of Mercy concert two weeks from now (he running the bar), and i’ve found out i have a paintballmatch to play the same day! Why can’t life ever be simple! Like me! Gotta go, i’m expected at the bar, talk to you people next week. (Sound of squeeling tires) Brgds, A ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/5 "2001-09-28T12:31:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CalMeacham \* > **You wouldn’t happen to be Revolting …?** Wht yes, he is quite revolting. I’d not feed this particular troll except I feel I must come to the defense of Ms Lopez’s ass. I find it quite fetching in a womanly way. **RG** is just used to the boyish asses of the girls at his middle school. Or the boyish asses of the BOYS at his middle school. ---
**Author:** ![ROADKILLGOURMET](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@ROADKILLGOURMET](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ROADKILLGOURMET)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/6 "2001-09-28T12:50:03Z")
Seems not all people on this board possess a sense of humor. My mistake. Have a nice weekend anyway. Brgds, A ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/7 "2001-09-28T12:55:56Z")
No, dear boy, we have senses of humor. However, in light of your “joke,” which seems to consist solely of “Have you also noticed that Jennifer Lopez has a fat ass ?” apparently you don’t. Shoo. Your mother’s calling. ---
**Author:** ![ROADKILLGOURMET](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@ROADKILLGOURMET](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ROADKILLGOURMET)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/8 "2001-09-28T13:19:16Z")
I was jumping booted feet first onto “dropzones” when you were still in kindergarten my “misguided though high opinion of yourself” friend. You will not be bothered by any post of mine again, pls rest assured your territory will not be violated again by this unworthy lowlife. Ciao, A ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/9 "2001-09-28T13:32:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ROADKILLGOURMET \* > **You will not be bothered by any post of mine again** Damn! I was hoping to get a decent armadillo recipe out of him at some point. How sad, it’s always the good ones that leave us so soon. ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/10 "2001-09-28T13:44:26Z")
This made me laugh out loud: > [@](#): > > However, I have noticed that she’s an untalented actress and sings like a harpy. How true. Regarding the rest of this thread: Man this place can be rough if some folks decide they don’t like your jokes. Good thing I like it rough . . . **dropzone** : You have very quickly become one of my favorite posters. Where is that Rum anyway, I’m thirsty and it’s only 9:45 in the morning. What was the next step after admitting you have a problem??? DaLovin’ Dj ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/11 "2001-09-28T13:46:52Z")
Cyberian? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/12 "2001-09-28T14:35:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dalovindj \* > **What was the next step after admitting you have a problem???** “2. Come to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.” I’ve not been through [AA](http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/english/E_FactFile/M-24_d6.html), but I know plenty of people whom it has helped. 9:45AM is awfully early to start getting thirsty. > [@](#): > > You have very quickly become one of my favorite posters. (Sigh) Then the thread that states you are not the arbiter of cool must be true. Otherwise you wouldn’t say that. Just ask **ROADKILL**. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/13 "2001-09-28T14:41:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ROADKILLGOURMET \* > \*\*my “misguided though high opinion of yourself” friend. \*\* My opinion of myself is not high. My opinion of you is just so low that it seems that way. 😉 Aw, c’mon! You walked into it, eyes wide open. You were begging for it. You as much as said, “Oooh, Mr Zone, abuse me some more!” It was the least I could do to oblige you. Welcome to the SDMB. Most people take a little longer before they start looking for abuse. Not much longer, though. ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/14 "2001-09-28T14:47:40Z")
Number 2 might be a little hard. Unless God wants to get on with that face to face session. This conversation reminds me of a joke: [joke] What’s the difference between an alchoholic and a heavy drinker? The drinker doesn’t have to go to all those meetings. [joke] Oh no. I just told a joke. And a bad one. :braces self: > [@](#): > > (Sigh) Then the thread that states you are not the arbiter of cool must be true. Of course it’s true. I’m just a white boy who can’t dance (but does anyway). You see, me telling people “I’m a Hip Cat” is funny cause it isn’t true (ref. - The State). Someone who spoke like a beatnik and MEANT it these days would be a real trip. DaLovin’ Dj ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/15 "2001-09-28T14:48:15Z")
I think Ms. Lopez is a pretty good actress. It is certainly true, however, that she can’t sing. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/16 "2001-09-28T14:57:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dalovindj \* > \*\*Of course it’s true. I’m just a white boy who can’t dance (but does anyway). You see, me telling people “I’m a Hip Cat” is funny cause it isn’t true (ref. - The State > > DaLovin’ Dj \*\* I think if you have to **tell** people you are cool and hip, that’s probably a good indicator that you’re not. As far as J-Lo’s ass is concerned, I like it. I may have seen one of her earlier movies-don’t remember, but never heard her music though. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/17 "2001-09-28T15:10:00Z")
This thread is both Mundane AND Pointless, and RG felt he Simply Must Share. Frankly, I don’t think you folks have got a beef. ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-lo/84288/18 "2001-09-28T15:13:48Z")
> [@](#): > > I think if you have to tell people you are cool and hip, that’s probably a good indicator that you’re not. If you mean it. If you do it to make light of people who engage in a certain type of behavior, then the verdict is different. The thing that I find truly cool are people who bring out fun and laughter in my life. If I’m not having fun, then something uncool is afoot and a change is in order. Dropped a couple girlfriends for this reason . . . DaLovin’ Dj