# Jay-Z's got 99 problems, and they're itemized right here

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-zs-got-99-problems-and-theyre-itemized-right-here/732914>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 29, 2015, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-zs-got-99-problems-and-theyre-itemized-right-here/732914 "2015-09-29T03:32:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![brovolone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@brovolone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brovolone)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-zs-got-99-problems-and-theyre-itemized-right-here/732914/101 "2015-10-07T20:58:53Z")

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-sneezed before he had the opportunity to set his hot mug of coffee down

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-zs-got-99-problems-and-theyre-itemized-right-here/732914/102 "2015-10-08T13:21:51Z")

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-Found out K-Y Intense no longer sold two days before Beyonce’s birthday.

-Squeaky hinge on bathroom door woke up Blue.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jay-zs-got-99-problems-and-theyre-itemized-right-here/732914/103 "2015-10-08T13:54:45Z")

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Realized his daughter’s singing name would be Blues-Z.

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