# jayburner, go away... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 9, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayburner-go-away/4651 "2000-03-09T07:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayburner-go-away/4651/1 "2000-03-09T07:47:00Z")
your bugging all of us who enjoy this board responsibly. just run along, spark up a big fattie, and stare at the lava lamp for awhile. I’m sure the mods wouldn’t mind not having to move/close your threads, and I’m sure no one is going to miss your incredibly insightful post. yak felcher. ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayburner-go-away/4651/2 "2000-03-09T08:00:00Z")
I second the motion. And take your boyfriend, mike m., with you. * * * “Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.” ---
**Author:** ![jaydabee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@jaydabee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaydabee)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayburner-go-away/4651/3 "2000-03-09T12:08:00Z")
I actually caught myself thinking about this little twit on the way home from work. Let’s lose this little shit! ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayburner-go-away/4651/4 "2000-03-09T13:32:00Z")
Lately I hardly ever read this board because I find this new influx of idiots unbearable. You’re halfway though a thread, and POW- there they are with their drivel. I can’t remember who said it in the “Why was everyone bugged by MM” thread, but it’s like driving along a nice road and seeing a bunch of beer cans all over shoulder. This place gets dirtier by the day. Zette * * * “If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit) [Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayburner-go-away/4651/5 "2000-03-09T15:44:00Z")
As long as we’re spring cleaning, let’s sweep out John John, too. The SDMB needs a deschmucking. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayburner-go-away/4651/6 "2000-03-09T15:50:00Z")
Hey, but there has also been an influx of good posters - like me! 🙂 Esprix, who takes the bad with the good * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayburner-go-away/4651/7 "2000-03-10T00:15:00Z")
Esprix, with the excestion of rysdad, and zette, (and me) this whole thread is newbies, all of whom I enjoy very much. Especially Lex. I hope the new crop of ass-picking smegma-sucking butt-munchers doesnt scare you good new folks off. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayburner-go-away/4651/8 "2000-03-10T05:24:00Z")
**Kellibelli** , no one scares me. I’m here to stay. : :picks up a few beer cans:: I recognized **jayburner** as a troll early on, but I guess, as a relative newbie I was afraid to be the one to “out” him. Where do I get the authorization to do that? Do I fill out a form and have it notarized? * * * Mt. Dew habit kicked since 2/21/00!