# JayJay has Arrived! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 5, 2002, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113 "2002-09-05T10:29:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![J.J\_Snider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f1d935/32.png) [@J.J\_Snider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J.J_Snider)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/1 "2002-09-05T10:29:46Z")
Hey everyone. I am J.J Snider, i have FINALLY registered with the legendary boards of the Straight Dope. Im gonna be a lot of fun to be around, from my rantings on the Omega Agency to my blatant disrespect of authority (ok, i wont disrespect authority… but all the cool people do it, so i can pretend :D) So all i’ve gotta say is to the good members of The Straight Dope Message Boards… What Chu gonna do, when Jay Jay runs wild on you? Just kidding folks… Im a 15yo male from Sydney Australia and i am in a great mood. You can all call me Jay Jay, J.J, Snider, or whatever you like as long as i get the point. Cya. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/2 "2002-09-05T10:54:47Z")
Welcome aboard. Respect my authoritaaaaay. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/3 "2002-09-05T10:57:26Z")
I shall, henceforth, call you Philbert flunkworth the third. Welcome. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/4 "2002-09-05T11:24:28Z")
Here I thought **jayjay** had changed his name for some odd reason… ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/5 "2002-09-05T11:32:40Z")
I think a humerous name is in order too. Hello Wiggles! ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/6 "2002-09-05T11:45:56Z")
Ditto, **punha**. Welcome, kid! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/7 "2002-09-05T12:26:33Z")
Kudos for posting in the right forum! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/8 "2002-09-05T16:34:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Here I thought **jayjay** had changed his name for some odd reason… \*\* I was thinking the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/9 "2002-09-05T16:52:28Z")
As long as I doesn’t have t’ call ya Johnson! ---
**Author:** ![J.J\_Snider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f1d935/32.png) [@J.J\_Snider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J.J_Snider)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/10 "2002-09-06T05:52:32Z")
I seem to have caused confusion with my “Jay Jay” nick name. From nowon Jay Jay is no more, it shall be “J. Jay” Cya. ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/11 "2002-09-06T06:41:41Z")
Welcome **J.Jay** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/12 "2002-09-06T06:46:12Z")
Dy-no-mite! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/13 "2002-09-06T06:59:42Z")
Can I call you **Willbent**? I know a kid about your age(nah, probably 18ish) who goes by that, and he’s one of the only two other people who understands jokes about live rubber chickens. Oh!! Could I call you **Live Rubber Chicken**? I’m just messing with you…nice to meet you, J Jay. You can call me Elfie, or whatever. Just not Jen. I don’t know how but when some people ask us- my brother and I- our names, and we say " Shannon and Vin" and _they_ get " Ben and Jen" out of it. Freaks!!! ---
**Author:** ![EggNogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EggNogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EggNogg)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jayjay-has-arrived/127113/14 "2002-09-06T10:39:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by J.J Snider \* > **…and i am in a great mood.** I had one of them once, but I think I was intoxicated at the time. ::does the welcome dance:: egg