# Jazz is crap

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jazz-is-crap/4385>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 12, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jazz-is-crap/4385 "2000-01-12T04:03:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jazz-is-crap/4385/101 "2000-10-06T20:36:17Z")

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I like it when jazz players play something other than jazz.

I think the Smashing Pumpkins’ Jimmy Chamberlin is one of the best drummers in popular music. He’s jazz-trained. I think you can hear that training in the precision of the timekeeping in “Cherub Rock,” for instance.

The one jazz tune that I do particularly enjoy is Guaraldi’s “Linus and Lucy.” Maybe not a connoisseur’s choice, but I don’t mind if people don’t think I’m a connoisseur. It’s just bouncy and fun.

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**Author:** ![filthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@filthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filthy)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jazz-is-crap/4385/102 "2000-10-07T16:21:26Z")

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I like a lot of brass and anyone who mutes a trumpet or a 'bone with anything but his hat should be publicly flogged and ex-communicated (whatever that might mean).

I like The Canadian Brass.

I like the gituars of Leo Kotke and John Williams.

I like Tin Pan Ally - Scott Joplin rules.

I like classical string quartet.

I like Evening at Pops and try not to miss it.

B.B. King can keep me listening for hours.

I don’t know nothing about no music, but I do know what I like. Anyone that doesn’t like it can go listen somewhere else.

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jazz-is-crap/4385/103 "2000-10-07T19:33:18Z")

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Maybe it’s just because I’m a musician, but I have a respect for all types of music–Jazz included. If you don’t like it listen to something else. I personally find it facinating, and improvisation (common in Jazz) is an integral part of my guitar style.

You can discriminate types of music, that’s fine. I used to discrimate types of music when I was younger, I don’t anymore though.

An open mind is better than a closed mind.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jazz-is-crap/4385/104 "2000-10-07T19:58:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Silo \*  
> \*\*Maybe it’s just because I’m a musician, but I have a respect for all types of music–Jazz included. If you don’t like it listen to something else. I personally find it facinating, and improvisation (common in Jazz) is an integral part of my guitar style.
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> You can discriminate types of music, that’s fine. I used to discrimate types of music when I was younger, I don’t anymore though.
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> An open mind is better than a closed mind. \*\*

So if someone doesn’t like every type of music out there, they’re closed-minded? It couldn’t simply be that they have the right to their own opinion without being accused of having a character flaw? Pretty merciless.

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jazz-is-crap/4385/105 "2000-10-07T20:20:11Z")

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> So if someone doesn’t like every type of music out there, they’re closed-minded?

No. But I think making a statement like “Jazz is crap” is a little closed minded.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jazz-is-crap/4385/106 "2000-10-08T01:01:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Silo \*  
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> > So if someone doesn’t like every type of music out there, they’re closed-minded?
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> No. But I think making a statement like “Jazz is crap” is a little closed minded. \*\*

Yeah, that’s a pretty good point.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jazz-is-crap/4385/107 "2000-10-08T01:19:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \*  
> **I like it when jazz players play something other than jazz.**

On the other hand, I hate it when non-jazz players try to play jazz.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jazz-is-crap/4385/108 "2000-10-09T01:23:02Z")

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You know what bugs me? It’s how the Simpson’s episodes with Bleeding Gums Murphy conflate blues and jazz. And then, play as a tribute to Murphy a song called `Jazz Man’ that isn’t Jazz at all.

Motherfresheners.

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