# JD Vance Discussion Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [August 19, 2024, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892 "2024-08-19T00:22:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/401 "2024-09-09T00:53:25Z")

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What an ungrateful idiot. He should pay the government back all the money they spent (more like wasted) on his education.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/402 "2024-09-09T01:42:38Z")

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I take it most of you haven’t been to a water park lately. When I went to Legoland last year there were easily more men wearing shirts in the water park section than not. I was one of them because I’m a doughy fat guy and the world doesn’t need to see my belly.

I know the average Doper is roughly 90 years old and grew up swimming laps in the nude in non-chlorinated pools, but wearing a shirt in the pool is one of the most normal things Vance has done.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/403 "2024-09-09T01:49:29Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I thought that was a Hot Wheels car.

**Damn!** We Old! Mine was that yellow/green color.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/404 "2024-09-09T16:24:29Z")

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> [@J. D. Vance](#):
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> “The professors are the enemy”

Pol Pot would be proud.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/405 "2024-09-09T16:26:21Z")

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And Chairman Mao.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/406 "2024-09-10T01:26:48Z")

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Nobody:  
Vance: Pat Buchanan had a lot of good ideas

[https://meidasnews.com/news/jd-vance-pat-buchanan-influential-on-him-agrees-with-him-on-a-lot](https://meidasnews.com/news/jd-vance-pat-buchanan-influential-on-him-agrees-with-him-on-a-lot)

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/407 "2024-09-10T05:33:54Z")

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In case you didn’t think he could sink any lower:

> **[JD Vance repeats baseless claim Haitian immigrants are eating pets as Ohio...](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/baseless-claim-haiti-immigrants-cats-springfield-ohio/)**
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> The viral claim about Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, has garnered millions of views on X.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/408 "2024-09-10T05:45:27Z")

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I have no response to this nonsense other than to call

SHENANIGANS

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/409 "2024-09-10T07:03:33Z")

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> [@from needscoffee's link](#):
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> [JD Vance repeats baseless claim Haitian immigrants are eating pets as Ohio officials say there is no evidence - CBS News](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/baseless-claim-haiti-immigrants-cats-springfield-ohio/)

Ted Cruz has a weird sense of humor. The GOP is just top down full of repugnant people.

> <https://x.com/tedcruz/status/1833174142591365185/photo/1>

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/410 "2024-09-10T07:25:35Z")

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These guys know they’re on the same side as someone who has actually eaten a dog and is proud of it, right?

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/411 "2024-09-10T07:29:16Z")

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Every accusation…

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/412 "2024-09-10T15:53:02Z")

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there has to be a grabbing joke in here

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/413 "2024-09-10T16:19:59Z")

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I gotta couple of Chihuahuas.

They kinda boney. Not much meat there. Except for them big ol’heads.  
Oh wait, that’s just air under that hair!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/414 "2024-09-10T16:35:56Z")

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**Moderating** : @Beckdawrek, this is really off-topic. But I am not going to give a warning on this one and the thread appears to be a rambling mess mainly. Watch for going off-topic. I keep advising you to avoid this.

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**TO ALL** : As to this thread, it seems to be barely on topic. Try to stay on topic about Vance as Trump’s Running Mate.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/415 "2024-09-10T16:39:37Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> So the press is the enemy, professors are the enemy.

Sounds like the justification of a cleansing of the intellectuals many communist dictatorships have committed.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/416 "2024-09-10T17:36:53Z")

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Indeed it does. They’re not doing this behind our back, that’s for sure.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/417 "2024-09-10T17:51:21Z")

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Glasses wearers better watch their backs.

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/418 "2024-09-10T23:46:54Z")

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JD Vance’s admission that he would not certify the election results. Glenn Kirschner

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z2q6lWJDtQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z2q6lWJDtQ)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/419 "2024-09-11T20:56:39Z")

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In the future, when people look up irony in the dictionary, it’ll just be a photo of this tweet;

> <https://x.com/atrupar/status/1833948708360388977>

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-discussion-thread/1005892/420 "2024-09-11T21:57:57Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> In the future, when people look up irony in the dictionary, it’ll just be a photo of this tweet;
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> [x.com](https://x.com/atrupar/status/1833948708360388977)

Okay, now it’s clear that he’s just a comedian who’s been trolling us all along, à la Sacha Baron Cohen.

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