# JD Vance you unctuous dithering prat

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**Created:** [April 21, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-you-unctuous-dithering-prat/1017320 "2025-04-21T18:44:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-you-unctuous-dithering-prat/1017320/21 "2025-04-23T03:40:39Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> To be fair, it’s not clear whether he killed the Pope or whether his presence merely drained the Pope’s will to live.

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/7495790684058717470

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
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Despoiling the City of Timeless Glory

[![](https://i.ibb.co/prKJLMzV/JDVance.jpg) ](https://i.ibb.co/prKJLMzV/JDVance.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-you-unctuous-dithering-prat/1017320/23 "2025-04-23T13:33:49Z")

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“Vance killed the Pope” is the gift that keeps on giving. It’s like Gnome killing Cricket. Fodder forever for Late night and standups. I think the Pope would be OK with it considering the joy it brings.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-you-unctuous-dithering-prat/1017320/24 "2025-04-23T18:58:19Z")

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> <https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1915099624039231857>

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-you-unctuous-dithering-prat/1017320/25 "2025-04-23T21:05:56Z")

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Exactly the same thing happened with the Colosseum when they were in Rome.

[Closure of Colosseum for Vance Visit Sparks Legal Complaint in Rome - https://eutoday.net](https://eutoday.net/closure-of-colosseum-for-vance-sparks-legal-complaint/)

It has been pointed out that Charles III managed to visit the Colosseum without it needing to be closed when he was in Rome just a couple of week ago.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jd-vance-you-unctuous-dithering-prat/1017320/26 "2025-04-24T02:01:45Z")

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I am reminded of an incident where the Secret Service wanted to close off a section of the Beltway during rush hour while Bush the Younger attended a fundraiser. The political people got wind of this and put the kibosh on it before any steps were taken (Virginia was a swing state in those days, and thousands of pissed-off drivers stuck in traffic on Bush’s account could have been the straw that swung it toward the Democrats).

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