# Jdavis **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330 "2000-05-02T02:22:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/21 "2000-05-02T16:22:08Z")
Well, I guess this means there is only one more person for aha to shamelessly suck up to. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/22 "2000-05-02T16:37:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Dearest aha, > > Thank you and welcome! Please place me in your sig line as well. 😉 > > Your Friend In High Places, > > Jerry > \*\* HA! There… you bastards!!! I told you Jerry was my friend!!! I bet next time you’ll listen!!! Now excuse me I have to go tell mrs aha and change my profile. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/23 "2000-05-02T17:57:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > Now excuse me I have to go tell mrs aha and change my profile. > \*\* ohhhhh… im sure she’ll be thrilled. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/24 "2000-05-02T18:16:18Z")
_Sniff Sniff_ I offered to have hot, steamy sex with you, aha, and all they did was say “welcome.” Yet _they_ merit a mention in your sig??? Jeez, what’s a girl gotta do around here, anyway? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/25 "2000-05-02T18:54:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > _Sniff Sniff_ > > I offered to have hot, steamy sex with you, aha, and all they did was say “welcome.” Yet _they_ merit a mention in your sig??? > > Jeez, what’s a girl gotta do around here, anyway? > > 😉 > \*\* There you go Shayna, BTW, any other girls who want their name to be placed in my sig, please offer hot steamy sex and I will add it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/26 "2000-05-02T19:02:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > any other girls who want their name to be placed in my sig, please offer hot steamy sex and I will add it. 😃 > \*\* Just dont be too surprised when aha yells out “OH JERRY!” or “OH ED” in the middle. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![learae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@learae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/learae)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/27 "2000-05-02T19:19:15Z")
I’d welcome you to the board AHA, but you beat me here. And actually, you welcomed me on my first post. As for the ‘hot steamy sex’…are you any good at that? It seems Mrs. AHA may not appreciate sharing you if you are, and if you aren’t, well, I would’ve traveled quite some distance to be disappointed. Have a truly wonderful day, everyone. lea rae ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/28 "2000-05-02T19:59:56Z")
Well Lea rae mrs aha said that she would rather share me than lose me altogether. Yeah right! 😃 I guess I had better clean up that sig line too! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/29 "2000-05-03T15:20:12Z")
Hmmmm I guess the check to jdavis is in the mail ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/30 "2000-05-03T15:36:57Z")
Don’t be too impressed, everybody. aha has managed to get a hellohowareya from EZ and JD, but these guys are merely Cecil’s minions. Small fry, toiling in the caverns of Cecil’s empire. aha, if you were to get a nicetameecha from the Big Man hisself, maybe I’d be whelmed by that. Let’s see what ya got, Swami. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/31 "2000-05-04T20:40:27Z")
Ooooooooooo a hi from Cecil himself? Can ya pull it off aha?? Good luck! (10 bucks says he doesnt pull it off…) ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/32 "2000-05-04T22:51:59Z")
Aha’s new sig says: > [@](#): > > The only poster to have been personally welcomed to this board by Jerry Davis and Ed Zotti. Oh, man. Now you’re in for it. You’ve demoted Ed to _second_ mention in your sig. I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes for all the tea in China! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/33 "2000-05-04T23:41:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Aha’s new sig says: > > > [@](#): > > > > The only poster to have been personally welcomed to this board by Jerry Davis and Ed Zotti. > > Oh, man. Now you’re in for it. You’ve demoted Ed to _second_ mention in your sig. I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes for all the tea in China! > \*\* Hey… Ed, Jerry and I are too close to allow a piddling little thing like that to come between us. However notice the change in the Sig 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/34 "2000-05-05T02:29:38Z")
Man, oh man… So now you’ve insulted Jerry **in the thread you named for him**! And do you really think Ed will be so easily appeased? Congratulations, you’ve now probably pissed off _both_ of them! They see how fickle you are (not to mention the way you’re going after Cecil). Once again, I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes… ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/35 "2000-05-05T02:36:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Man, oh man… > > So now you’ve insulted Jerry **in the thread you named for him**! And do you really think Ed will be so easily appeased? > > Congratulations, you’ve now probably pissed off _both_ of them! They see how fickle you are (not to mention the way you’re going after Cecil). > > Once again, I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes… > \*\* Haa! These guys wouldn’t get mad at me…we’ve been through too much together… Dammit now you’ve made my colon spastic… ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/36 "2000-05-05T02:41:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Don’t hate me for having friends in high places. > \*\* - Is there another reason to hate you, aha? \* ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/37 "2000-05-06T02:58:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > (10 bucks says he doesnt pull it off…) > \*\* I’ll take that bet. I’m putting my $10 bucks on aha. Come on darlin, don’t let me down. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/38 "2000-05-06T03:35:16Z")
The view count on this thread is over 2600. Wassupwidat? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/39 "2000-05-06T04:04:38Z")
I do not believe this! This is in _Threadspotting_! Nice going, aha! ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330/40 "2000-05-06T15:21:29Z")
Nice goin **aha** Don’t forget about that pride and fall thing though. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdavis/18330.md?page=3)