# JDT: FUCK YOU. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 14, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496 "2000-12-14T05:40:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/41 "2000-12-14T17:57:14Z")
It’s Christmas come early. I love each and every one of you! And I’m not afraid to admit it just because this is the pit! ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/42 "2000-12-14T18:03:51Z")
Oh great and mighty administrators, thank you soooo much. I was truly afraid we were going to be stuck with this :wally for much longer than this. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/43 "2000-12-14T18:10:11Z")
Well, now that JDT is gone, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty. What do you _really_ think about foreskins? {whap} Hey, who threw that? ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/44 "2000-12-14T18:13:52Z")
YES! The mods get ANYTHING they want for Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah/Solstice! And did you notice that when JDT quoted the legal definition of rape, it supported everyone’s interpretation but his own? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/45 "2000-12-14T18:17:51Z")
EJsGirl, I noticed it. I was going to point it out when I had the time this morning/afternoon. Thank you, thank you, thank you mods for saving me the trouble. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/46 "2000-12-14T18:20:02Z")
I’m not at all standing up for JDT, it’s pretty clear that he is the epitome of a :wally:, and I am glad the fucker is gone. However, I am curious as to when posts such as this: > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by iampunha_ > \*\*I’m also glad you live in CA, if only for the fact that it’d take considerable planning and physical exertion to beat you to the bloody pulp others would so delight in seeing. \*\* became acceptable board behavior. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/47 "2000-12-14T18:40:37Z")
Well, well, well. I know that in the past I have advocated easing the rules slightly so that a certain person’s moronic ideas could get a thorough hearing and everyone could get a full dose of the hilarity that said certain person dispensed. However, I now see that this person’s reign of terror has been brought to an end. And it is plainly clear that is was time, and past time for this to be done. Well, it’s been fun, certain person. We’ve all had a great time laughing at your microcephalic droolings. Now you’re done. Good bye, God Bless, and fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/48 "2000-12-14T19:37:08Z")
WooHoo, Merry Christmas Dopers ! Lynn and Tuba, I worship at the feet of whoever banned that :wally ! ::shuffles away , oddly disappointed that no one noticed my last post had no misspellings in it:: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/49 "2000-12-14T19:50:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \* > \*\*However, I am curious as to when posts such as this: > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by iampunha_ > > \*\*I’m also glad you live in CA, if only for the fact that it’d take considerable planning and physical exertion to beat you to the bloody pulp others would so delight in seeing. \*\* > > became acceptable board behavior. > \*\* As those who know me can assure you, I seldom react like that. However, in this case I was so close to hurting something I figured I was better off posting than that taking it out on the computer. There’ve been far worse, though. Would have been interesting to see Byz flame JDT. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/50 "2000-12-14T19:59:09Z")
Hey, everybody!!! Did anyone else notice that **Ayesha’s** last post had no misspellings in it? Sorry, Ayesha, I couldn’t resist. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/51 "2000-12-15T01:19:40Z")
Banned? Not a minute too soon- does this mean I have to get rid of my sig line? I love it! Words of wisdom… Zette ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/52 "2000-12-15T04:25:47Z")
Ok, I know he’s been banned, and EnderW has already posted definitions, but I just had to call him on this bullshit. From Merriam-Webster: _ **rape** _ Function: noun Date: 14th century 1 : an act or instance of robbing or despoiling or carrying away a person by force 2 a : sexual intercourse with a woman by a man without her consent and chiefly by force or deception – compare STATUTORY RAPE b : unlawful sexual intercourse by force or threat other than by a man with a woman 3 : an outrageous violation _ **sexual intercourse** _ Function: noun Date: 1799 1 : heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis : COITUS 2 : intercourse involving g **enital contact between individuals other than penetration of the vagina by the penis** Ok, I’m done. I had to do it to cleanse my soul of the evil that is JDT and all of his postings. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/53 "2000-12-15T06:24:31Z")
Yikes! I knew JDT was pretty cranked, but I didn’t know he was THAT BAD. Good lord, does he post to usenet? Or have a website that we could submit to Crank Dot Net? Good lord, he has MST3K written all over him! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/54 "2000-12-15T17:23:29Z")
Guin, IIRC his homepage was/is [http://www.uncontrolled.com](http://www.uncontrolled.com) Have fun with that one. Don’t say we didn’t warn you about the pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/55 "2000-12-15T17:29:18Z")
Is that a real website? Hmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrison_s_Lament)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/56 "2000-12-18T07:33:24Z")
I’ve been checkin’ out the guy’s page, and wow-whee! He’s really out there, man! What interested me was that he claims to have been raped by some company called 1-Day (I think it’s an auto-spray shop or something like that). Obviously, they must have forced him to engage in vaginal sex with the CEO, otherwise it wouldn’t be rape, would it? 😉 Oh, and he’s currently in court over a NUMBER of cases. Seems his hobbies include going to court and talking about pussification to people that don’ wanna hear it. — G. Raven ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/57 "2000-12-18T09:01:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Guin, IIRC his homepage was/is [http://www.uncontrolled.com](http://www.uncontrolled.com) > > Have fun with that one. Don’t say we didn’t warn you about the pictures. \*\* _sigh_ What a waste of a perfectly good domain name… ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/58 "2000-12-18T15:01:24Z")
Wow - I missed all this? Why couldn’t y’all have waited until poor little Una returned from France? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/59 "2000-12-18T16:32:33Z")
He’s gone? So who’s gonna be head of the Church of Circumscientology now? Also, how am I going to find another dead horse to keep flogging? Anyone up for some freshly-flogged **cheval de Troyes**? I’ll even leave out the headcheese! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496/60 "2000-12-18T16:48:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duke \* > \*\*He’s gone? So who’s gonna be head of the Church of Circumscientology now? Also, how am I going to find another dead horse to keep flogging? \*\* No, JDT can still be the head. He’s been martyred! Just like ol’ Charlie Manson. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jdt-fuck-you/45496.md?page=4)