# Jean Luc Picard's newest nemesis: Trump

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jean-luc-picards-newest-nemesis-trump/781342>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 3, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jean-luc-picards-newest-nemesis-trump/781342 "2017-03-03T22:00:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jean-luc-picards-newest-nemesis-trump/781342/21 "2017-03-04T23:37:24Z")

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I worry that he will be assimilated and become Locutus of Trump.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jean-luc-picards-newest-nemesis-trump/781342/22 "2017-03-04T23:43:05Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> I worry that he will be assimilated and become Locutus of Trump.

I really hope not. He _won’t_ look good with a spray tan and a sheaf of old woven hair on top of his head.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jean-luc-picards-newest-nemesis-trump/781342/23 "2017-03-04T23:46:59Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> I worry that he will be assimilated and become Locutus of Trump.

Ugh.  
I can just see it now:

[![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/729/33211342996_cf607c1855.jpg "Trumpcutus") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/11822576@N08/33211342996/in/dateposted-public/)

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jean-luc-picards-newest-nemesis-trump/781342/24 "2017-03-05T03:15:25Z")

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> [@RikWriter](#):
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> It’s so cute that celebrities think most people give a shit about their political views.

A “celebrity” was elected president. No one has the right to bitch about celebrities expressing their political opinion anymore.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jean-luc-picards-newest-nemesis-trump/781342/25 "2017-03-05T07:42:54Z")

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Well. Welcome to the colonies, Sir Patrick. Wait, does he have to give up the knighthood?

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**Author:** ![Hocus\_Pocus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/41988e/32.png) [@Hocus\_Pocus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hocus_Pocus)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jean-luc-picards-newest-nemesis-trump/781342/26 "2017-03-08T01:56:47Z")

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> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> Well. Welcome to the colonies, Sir Patrick. Wait, does he have to give up the knighthood?

No, one can have dual citizenship.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jean-luc-picards-newest-nemesis-trump/781342/27 "2017-03-08T03:49:29Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> Ugh.  
> I can just see it now:
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> [Trumpcutus | beowulff | Flickr](https://www.flickr.com/photos/11822576@N08/33211342996/in/dateposted-public/)

You need a full-body shot so you can see where they replaced his normal hands with teeny-tiny ones.

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