# Jeb requests DA probe of M. Schiavo **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 25, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838 "2005-06-25T21:47:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/1 "2005-06-25T21:47:41Z")
[Words fail me.](http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/06/17/schiavo.governor.ap/index.html) You shit for brains worthless sack of goat turds. You sanctimonious son of a whore. You have sold your ass so many times to so many glad handers and bag men you have no fucking idea who owns it. After 15 years this is an issue? Is there any chance that the autopsy proved you and your ilk dead wrong and you are trying to save face? Is the job of governing 17 million citizens so simple that you have time to persecute individuals? I fear for the life of my country when jacklegs such as you ascend to power. Thanks to [Leonard Pitts](http://www.tmsfeatures.com/tmsfeatures/byline.jsp?custid=67&bylineid=97) for the heads up. ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/2 "2005-06-25T21:55:54Z")
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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/3 "2005-06-25T22:07:16Z")
Haven’t been [reading](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=318130) [the](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321602) [board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321696) [lately](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321271), have you? ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/4 "2005-06-25T22:07:33Z")
\*shakes head and makes a cartoonish sounding “yaddla-yaddla-yaddla” sound. Hasn’t the US spent enough time and money on this case? ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/5 "2005-06-25T22:09:52Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > Haven’t been [reading](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=318130) [the](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321602) [board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321696) [lately](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321271), have you? Actually, no, but I did a search and nothing came up on point. If this is redundant I apologize. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/6 "2005-06-25T22:13:01Z")
I suggest someone probe Jeb’s head to find out what kind of matter is in there, brain or fecal. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/7 "2005-06-25T22:16:28Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > Actually, no, but I did a search and nothing came up on point. If this is redundant I apologize. One of my links is specifically about this, and the others mention it in some degree. But, hell, they’re all off the front page, so fuck it, let’s blast Bush again! ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/8 "2005-06-25T22:19:37Z")
I don’t think he (Contra) needs apologize for this thread. After all, there is a risk that in another thread, someone might post something off topic for this new fact, but on topic for what was discussed in the past of the same thread. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/9 "2005-06-25T22:21:37Z")
We could always turn this into a betting pool on whether the DA obliges with an indictment. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/10 "2005-06-25T22:23:56Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > We could always turn this into a betting pool on whether the DA obliges with an indictment. No way that could happen. (The indictment, not the betting pool. 🙂 ) I mean, nobody could be that stupid… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/11 "2005-06-25T22:26:00Z")
Wanna make a bet? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/12 "2005-06-25T22:54:50Z")
Is there any way that MS can sue Jeb for harassment? What the hell? Who remembers what happened last week, never mind 15 years ago? It truly does reveal Jeb for what he is, though–a tool. A complete tool. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/13 "2005-06-25T23:39:38Z")
He’s got to appease his base, the folks who think Jeb is going to Hell for not storming the care facililty and freeing Terri from her murderers, who wanted her dead because they’re life-hating liberals who kill mildly disabled people like Terri for laughs and brownie points with Satan. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/14 "2005-06-25T23:44:55Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > life-hating liberals (snip)for laughs and brownie points with Satan. they said my brownie points got lost in the mail. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/15 "2005-06-26T00:38:09Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > they’re life-hating liberals who kill mildly disabled people like Terri for laughs and brownie points with Satan. Points!?!? Goddamnit. It thought I was getting brownies. Can I at least put my brownie points towards getting some brownies? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/16 "2005-06-26T01:10:16Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > Points!?!? Goddamnit. It thought I was getting brownies. > > Can I at least put my brownie points towards getting some brownies? Psst! Ask for Girl Scouts. They’re better than Brownies, any day. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/17 "2005-06-26T01:48:44Z")
It seems obvious to me that the PTB are setting the groundwork for Jeb to run for Prez in '08. The whole family feels entitled to that power; I heard it put succinctly once - ‘GWB was born on third thinking he’d hit a home run.’ ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/18 "2005-06-26T01:53:07Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > Points!?!? Goddamnit. It thought I was getting brownies. > > Can I at least put my brownie points towards getting some brownies? You aren’t accustomed to deal with Satan, are you? ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/19 "2005-06-26T02:08:32Z")
On another board, the used the following insult: Jeb Bush has GWB for brains!! :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![GLWasteful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f05b48/32.png) [@GLWasteful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GLWasteful)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838/20 "2005-06-26T02:27:36Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > We could always turn this into a betting pool on whether the DA obliges with an indictment. I thought that I read somewhere that the DA recognizes this for what it is and is not knocking himself out to do Jeb’s bidding. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeb-requests-da-probe-of-m-schiavo/309838.md?page=2)