# Jeez!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeez/16560>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 28, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeez/16560 "2000-04-28T22:00:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeez/16560/1 "2000-04-28T22:00:00Z")

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There’s been a shooting in Pittsburgh!

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**Author:** ![Jo3sh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a587f6/32.png) [@Jo3sh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jo3sh)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeez/16560/2 "2000-04-29T15:18:43Z")

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There’s a surprise.

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeez/16560/3 "2000-04-29T19:11:40Z")

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I hope it was Kordell Stewart doing the shooting.

He would have missed…

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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