# Jehovah Goddamned Witnesses... Fuck 'Em In A Ventricle **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 21, 2019, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104 "2019-10-21T19:27:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2019, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104/81 "2019-11-07T17:46:39Z")
Danielle probably [learned it as a child](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_pgyjbFsi8&feature=youtu.be&t=858). ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2019, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104/82 "2019-11-07T19:44:50Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > When I find those tracts in our City’s little free lending library box, I immediately take them out and put them i the garbage. At least I’ve never seen a JW tract in our hospital men’s room (representatives of some Christian sects apparently think we need to be exposed to the Gospel while at the urinal). ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104/83 "2019-11-08T04:04:06Z")
FYR: [an “ask me anything” thread by a former JW](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=806515) which provides disturbing insights into what the cult is like. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104/84 "2019-11-08T04:12:28Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > At least I’ve never seen a JW tract in our hospital men’s room (representatives of some Christian sects apparently think we need to be exposed to the Gospel while at the urinal). What, you never heard of “Piss Christ”? :flees: ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104/85 "2019-11-08T05:07:57Z")
Another one came the other day and asked who was responsible for the suffering of the world. Easy, I said. Nature. We’re a fluke of the universe. He was nonplussed. I would have spoken to him more but his English wasn’t nearly good enough, so it would have been pointless. Also, no little girls to corrupt into the evils of evolution. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104/86 "2019-11-08T12:45:29Z")
That’s an easy question: God, right? If He wants the credit He gets the blame. ---
**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104/87 "2019-11-08T13:00:43Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > That’s an easy question: God, right? If He wants the credit He gets the blame. says so right there in Isaiah 45:7, I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace and create evil: I the lord do all these things. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104/88 "2019-11-08T14:44:38Z")
The JWs reject holiday observances. In particular, they eschew Halloween, apparently because they are uncomfortable with the idea of strangers showing up at their door. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104/89 "2019-11-08T19:07:37Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > The JWs reject holiday observances. In particular, they eschew Halloween, apparently because they are uncomfortable with the idea of strangers showing up at their door. :snort: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104.md?page=4)